/\ Scarred For Life /\

[Lilith]

My friend's kid walked in mid- fellatio...

Did you ever walk in on your parents? Are you warped for all of eternity?

[WildIrish]

I once heard my grandparents having sex and yes...I might be scarred for life.

Our daughter once burst into our room as we were attempting to disentangle ourselves and dive under the covers and just said "oooooookay" and turned around and left. We just burst out in laughter & said "Should we start her therapy now or wait until she shows signs of trouble?" :D

[Payton Crantor]

LOL good one Wild. No can't say I was tramatized in my youth. I guess I was one of the lucky ones. heh

[dm383]

When I was still married, my daughter walked in on my wife and I (under the covers, thankfully!!)

We told her we were having a "special" cuddle....... she just looked at us for a minute, then Smirked! :)












She was Three!

DM

[Nice Guy]

It is terrible traumatic for a child. As everyone knows parents are virgins.

I heard my parents once but it didn't bother me since I was over 20 at the time.

[Lilith]

<~~~~ is from immaculate conception:D

[Ryan²]

Surely if you hear your parents "enjoying themselves" next door, it must make you feel good? Then that way you are a little convinced you are still cared about.

This is the way I see it anyway, even though I've never been in this kinda situation before.

[nikki1979]

omg i nearly died over the summer when i went to visit my mom, her bed was BROKEN and my dumb ass asked how :o

she GRINNED (can u belive she grinned i almost DIED) and said her mailman had been by!!!!!! (btw she dates the mailman for real!!) i just said OMG i did NOT need to know that old woman!!!!

i am SO scarred........

also

found tie downs on mom inlaws bed once LOL was a big famly get togater and ppl were on air mattresses all over the house , it happened that my son got her floor so i was lieing down w him readin a story and looked at the bed for some reason and saw tie downs....never did ask her about it LOL am kinda scared she uses the same ones as me n jeeping !!!!!!!!!!!!!
~nikki~

[Ryan²]

LOL. I've heard of the "Only For A Chocolate Biscuit" joke, but that's great Nikki, hun!

[nikki1979]

ok now im lost , what is the "only for a choc biscut " joke?
~nikki~

[Ryan²]

*Blimey, I'm gonna spend ages typing this one out...*

ONLY FOR A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT
There was once a happy family of 3, a father, a mother and a son aged 15. Every day the the father would go off to work and the son would go off to school. After they would've left home, the postman would deliver the post, and not know the mother was at home.

This morning the postman had a parcel to deliver, so he rang the bell. The mother asked, "Do come in and have some tea with me." She also puts some chocolate biscuits on the table.

They advanced inside. "Please, may we go upstairs?" asks the mother. "Only for a chocolate biscuit" replies the postman, and they advance upstairs. "Would you like me to strip off nude for you?" asks the mother. "Only for a chocolate biscuit" says the postie again. She strips off. "Please Mr Postman, would you care to fuck me wild on this bed?" she asks. What does the postie reply? "Only for a chocolate biscuit."

So he strips off, and fucks her wildly, but suddenly she hears her husband coming back home for some reason. "Quick, hide in the cupboard" she instructs him. "Only for a chocolate biscuit" comes the reply from the postman. Lying naked on the bed, she waits to see if her husband comes back upstairs. He does. "Glad to see you pleasuring yourself, darling" he remarks. Taking a second look at her, he strips down to his boxers and rips them off to reveal a sky high dick. "Who's been fucking you?" he demands. "Nobody" she replies. "Oh yes they have" says the husband. "I'm gonna rip every hair out of you and then you'll tell me!"

So he rips every last black cunt hair out of his wife's pussy, but for some reason, the very last one won't come. "Come out, you black cunt hair!" he mutters, tugging at it.

"Only for a chocolate biscuit" it replies.

[LixyChick]

*staring like a white tailed deer in the headlights*

*blink, blink*

[Southern Charm]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*blinks with Lixy*

[Neige]

*blinks too*

[Casperr]

Blink blink.......

[Euphemism]

Perhaps the humor is lost in translation, friend. Did the voice come from the hair, or was it intended to come from the cupboard?

[jennaflower]

ROFL... I would think the voice came from the cupboard...

[BIBI]

I got it........:)

[Lilith]

At least all you blinkers did not scratch your eyeballs out:p

[gekkogecko]

Originally posted by Lilith

Did you ever walk in on your parents?

No


Are you warped for all of eternity?

Of course.

Although, I have no idea why you imply that there is some connection between the two questions...

[Ryan²]

C'mon! The story's a classic (and fucking old too, for that matter)!

[fenderchick]

OMG! I think I am going to be sick, why did you have to put that picture in my mind. I won't sleep tonight now.

[Ryan²]

Some people are just too hard to please.

[HarleyRider6769]

I told this joke to a friend at work " a kids walks in and looks and says Mom !!!! and you spanked me for sucking my Thumb" He looked at me real funny and says thats not funny Craig told you didn't he? I looked at him and asked what the hell he was talking about , He told me just the night before His 3 yr old walked in and caught his wife giving him head , He had Told our buddy Craig at break and thought he had told me Lol I laughed and said well now you can never spank him for sucking his thumb lol He said his wife said she was never gonna give him head again....That was about six months ago and he says she has yet to give him head . Poor Guy

[OzKristin]

i've walked in on my parents.....when i was really young...and i've had a couple of close calls myself being caught mid-act,but nothin serious thankfully, or else, yea i'd prolly be scarred! lol

[Summer]

Well my son walked in on my husband and myself 69ing it. My rear was facing towards our door and I am on my back. My husband is hovering over me. I have his cock in my mouth and I am also juggling so to speak. My husband is licking my shaven pussy as I am about to cum my husband slides an object into my pussy. I gasp and try looking around to see what that was. As I look that way I see my son standing there with a puzzled look on his face. I yell CLOSE MY DOOR BACK! My husband looks up and rolls off of me. Hmm tramatized .......... I THINK SO!

[Lilith]

Who do you think the "friend" I started the thread about was????^^^

[paprclphd]

I caught my parents one time, it was sort of embarrasing. I was 20 year old though, and it kinda made me proud of them. LOL! I hope that when I am there age I am still getting it on!! Congrats mom and dad, I just don't want to hear it - see it - or walk in on it!

[Grumble]

Shit I never though MY parents would do THAT!!!!

then again how did they get 4 kids ;)

[musketeer]

I caught my dad jerking off once - I still go for counsiling but I can't get the picture out of my head...........................................................................................................................................................Yes please Doctor I'd love the EST now!

[dancingrugger]

I recently discovered my mom's OTHER tool box. This one she keeps in the back of the closet, and locked too.... well its almost always locked. Damn my curious nature. I figured something more than the regular run of the mill sex was going on though cuz when I sleep over there ... in the basement ... I can hear them, on the 2nd floor ... i mean damn there's the whole 1st level as a buffer between us. John (moms s/o) always likes to tell me all about it though anyway, cuz he thinks it embarasses me. I'm happy for the lil buggers .... my little sisters though, they freak out.

[peck]

lol.....i overheard the father talking to the guys at work about how he painted smiley faces on the moms ass......now i cant even talk to her without that image popping into my brain..ewwwwwwww.......lol....she keeps asking me what am i laughing about but i will remain silent.....lol......i am glad they are still having fun though.......