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Lilith
12-19-2003, 08:41 AM
to get your wife a Thigh Master for Christmas....



Got any ideas on things NOT to give this season????
BIBI
12-19-2003, 09:08 AM
never buy new doorknobs for the doors in you home as a gift.
It just doesn't cut it! ;)
Lilith
12-19-2003, 09:10 AM
fine! Now I will have to go return them!

































:D:D:p
WildIrish
12-19-2003, 09:13 AM
I'm sure someone out there would appreciate a few new knobs for the holidays.
cowgirltease
12-19-2003, 10:39 AM
dieting books LOL:D
FussyPucker
12-19-2003, 10:49 AM
A nice new vacuum cleaner :D
Steph
12-19-2003, 10:59 AM
My mom bought me a vaccum cleaner the Christmas before last - that's cool :)

I'm asking for new windshield wipers for Christmas so I'm a geek that way, I guess.

The thighmaster wouldn't be a good plan, I don't think, though :D
FussyPucker
12-19-2003, 11:07 AM
lol there's always one............and it's usually Steph! ;) love ya really babe!
Cheyanne
12-20-2003, 12:00 AM
Personal improvement products are not high on my list... lol

I actually don't mind getting appliances and such.... as long as they make my life easier, I am for it!!!
musicman
12-20-2003, 07:46 AM
gym membership
Belial
12-20-2003, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by Steph
My mom bought me a vaccum cleaner the Christmas before last - that's cool :)

I'm asking for new windshield wipers for Christmas so I'm a geek that way, I guess.

The thighmaster wouldn't be a good plan, I don't think, though :D

Can I be your thighmaster Steph? :D
Teddy Bear
12-20-2003, 08:56 AM
Tires for the car, although needed, are NOT good Christmas gifts!!
Irish
12-20-2003, 09:19 AM
Anything that is an awnser to-"Do these make me look fat?"(Trick
Question)In other words,ALMOST anything-clothes wise.The only
safe present,is perfume or jewelry,which naccesitates independant wealth. Irish
P.S.The REAL awnser is-"No your're fat anyway!"Luckily that doesn't apply to my wife or daughters,because I am,brutaly,honest!
LixyChick
12-21-2003, 07:05 PM
Year 2000! I was opening gifts and hubby was opening his......we give one and get one.....

I got motor oil, a fuel filter, and oil filter.....oh......and..........





















a diamond ring that put me into shock!
















I was dressed as "Mabel Bomgartner" (a ficticious character I made up to describe my frumpy Christmas morning look).......and he proceeded to give me oil! Seemed perfect to me when I looked down at my attire!

But then......he scared me as he slid across the floor on one knee and presented me with a black velvet box! I screamed!

This is not to say that this is a gift NOT to give............just that I would have appreciated the oil and filters more if the diamond hadn't of blinded me! LOL!
RyanČ
12-22-2003, 05:34 PM
Surely a vacuum cleaner is fun for festive fucking?
dicksbro
12-22-2003, 07:40 PM
Neckties. Arrrrg! :D :D
IAKaraokeGirl
12-22-2003, 08:11 PM
Chia pets :D
SuccubusKitty
12-22-2003, 08:29 PM
a friend of mine actually bought an electric can opener for a woman this christmas....
wyldchyld
12-22-2003, 08:57 PM
anything that there is no thought behind it...give me something you actually took the time to think about
denny
12-22-2003, 09:32 PM
Appliances are on the black list, huh? How about battery operated appliances?
rabbit
12-22-2003, 09:33 PM
Football tickets....she is soooo happy my team is not going to the playoffs.

*sigh*
denny
12-22-2003, 09:35 PM
Yeah, I suggested that I take our son to the Raider game and I got the "glare"!