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Sharni
12-18-2003, 06:11 PM
Male students at a Canadian university are being offered a free two-week holiday in Australia in return for their sperm.

An advert has been placed in the University of Calgary's student newspaper by the Reproductive Medicine Clinic in Albury, New South Wales

It's getting difficult to find volunteers in Australia because of a new law that says sperm donors can no longer remain anonymous, reports the Toronto Star.

The clinic, who placed the advert after a suggestion from a Canadian staff member, wants men between 18 and 40.

Their airfare, accommodation and expenses will be covered as an incentive to donate. Applicants must be in good health and willing to have their blood and semen analysed.

The Clinic said they've had 15 responses so far. While donors must be willing to be identified in confidential records, they would have no legal responsibilities for any children.

Can we have the Mounties too...huh huh....can we...:D:D:D:D:D

Lilith
12-18-2003, 07:09 PM
lmao Sharni that was my first thought!

dicksbro
12-18-2003, 08:10 PM
Dang, I wonder if it's too late to enroll in a class in Canada? :)

Steph
12-19-2003, 04:18 AM
I wish I had sperm!!! :D

Casperr
12-19-2003, 05:42 AM
I'd be more than happy to give you some, Steph!! ;)

Steph
12-19-2003, 11:25 AM
LOL I want a free trip to Australia, too!

Fairy-Bird
12-22-2003, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Steph
LOL I want a free trip to Australia, too!


DITTO!!

Belial
12-23-2003, 10:43 PM
I want you guys to have trips to Australia too!

*gets out the Steph pics and the specimen jars*

CunningLinguist
12-28-2003, 07:24 PM
I never thought I said this, but I wish I was Canadian!

So will they let a Yank come on over and wank?

Will Sharni help me in my quest?

CunningLinguist
12-28-2003, 07:25 PM
FIX THE JOKE BABY!

So will they let a Yank cum on over and wank?

Wow a masturbation joke and a pun! My comedy has hit a new low!