Non-Penis

[Lilith]

:o:o:D

So I just noticed not one of my vibes or dildos looks like a yummy cock. They were all gifts. I have never bought my own. Do you think Mr. Lil has a complex??? He got me a hideous looking neon pink thing with bumps for my birthday.

Do most of your vibes look like dicks...Is this just a wacky problem I have???

[skipthisone]

or maybe he wants his to be neon or more streamlined...

oh the mind blowing theory of possibilities

[nikki1979]

i have one thats bright blue that is shapped like a cock w little bumps, tho its larger than norm..... my other one is also shapedlike a cock but i had owned a few that wernt lol and ive luved them all hubby has bought me a few but most ive bought we go on the criteria that if it looks fun try it! we dont worry about the shape much
~nikki~

[babybunny]

I dunno Lil.. I am kinda partial to them *not* looking like dicks for some odd reason...maybe save the beauty of them for real skin ones. ;)

[CunningLinguist]

Lil,

Maybe he can't find one shaped like a yummy cock becuase it would violate obscenity laws where you are at. I know that in Texas it is illegal to own or sell dildoes that look realistic and that law was used to shut down a local porn shop not to long ago.

Maybe Mr. Lil could get a dildo mold kit and make you a nice Christmas present.

[WildIrish]

My wife's favorite dildo was shaped like a penis...only bigger. ha ha

She prefers her silver bullet to an internal vibrator though.

[Lilith]

Cunning Linguist good try;) but not the case here. I have been to the store with him and we can order online.

I agree babybunny that their is a beauty to the real thing that can not be duplicated. I just happened to notice that my collection had not reality based ones.

Now I have another problem...do you think the store will let me return it if it doesn't fit????

[babybunny]

Hmm on that note...wonder if you can get fitting ass-istance while youre there. :)

[CunningLinguist]

Well in engineering school we learned a useful technique called with enough lube anything will fit.

[Lilith]

You are probably correct however it makes the toy a little less practical for ummmm...how shall I put this...every day use:D

[celticangel]

I only own one~~~~and it's shaped like a dolphin!

[SuzyQ]

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Now I have another problem...do you think the store will let me return it if it doesn't fit???? [/B]

Now I wanna know, did it fit?

[Lilith]

Nope:o

[PantyFanatic]

Lil- All yours ARE like the real thing. What does Mr. Lil look like? :confused:











LOL :rolleyes:

[CunningLinguist]

Lil,

I just want to know how can a dildo not fit?

Was it too big or to small?
Maybe it was not a dildo at all?

[Lilith]

It was too big or I am too small;)

[Mercury_Maniac]

i guess he figures that if you need a yummy cock to play with you will know where to find it

[CunningLinguist]

Lilith,

I think it was probably too big, but then again in my narrow experience of using toys on a woman I have never seen one that was too big.

Then again the one girl I did use toys on could have fit a fist in there no problem too.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by CunningLinguist
Lilith,

I think it was probably too big, but then again in my narrow experience of using toys on a woman I have never seen one that was too big.

Then again the one girl I did use toys on could have fit a fist in there no problem too.

Ummm well not me... I have 2 petite pieces of anatomy, my ears and my kitty;) :D

[CunningLinguist]

Lil,

Then I guess you are one of the few women I have met who isn't lying when she says she doesn't want guys with a large penis.

[Aqua]

posted by Lilith
Ummm well not me... I have 2 petite pieces of anatomy, my ears and my kitty
Originally posted by CunningLinguist
Lil,

Then I guess you are one of the few women I have met who isn't lying when she says she doesn't want guys with a large penis.
Damn Lil, we're screwed... :p LOL

But we'll make it work somehow ;)

I'll use The Force! :jedi:

[Lilith]

Can you arrange a 3 way with Chewbacca while The Force is with you???

[Aqua]

Ya see Lil.. the thing is... I really AM Chewbacca. :eek:

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Aqua
Ya see Lil.. the thing is... I really AM Chewbacca. :eek:

This I know;)