Anyone into this fetish?

[CunningLinguist]

Hey there seems there is a fetish out there for just about everything.

I am not a very attractive man, but that is OK since there are millions of women out there who like fat, hairsuite men such as myself.

In the movie Bad Santa there was a very attractive Jewish woman who has a fetish for guys in Santa outfits.

I saw yesterday on the TV that there is a fetish for AIDS now and people on the internet are looking to meet people so they can get AIDS.

Anyways so here is my problem:

I am a lonely 24 y/o guy with an engineering degree who lives with his parents and has Star Wars posters on my walls. I am a horny bastard, but I have a small penis.

I have been told by friends and former lovers that this is never a problem in meeting women, but the problem is my attitude.

So anyways is there any women out there who have a fetish for whiny men who complain about a lack of a sex life?

[Lilith]

OMG~ You hit the nail on the head!

You are the exact type of man I am looking for. How do you feel about buttplugs with pony tails attached and wearing panties:p or maybe some cock ball torture:D?????????????????????

[WildIrish]

Buttplugs with pony tails attached? Oh my, now there's something that would look funny under a short skirt!

[Lilith]

Who says I am gonna let you put the skirt on this time?;)

[CunningLinguist]

<I>You are the exact type of man I am looking for. How do you feel about buttplugs with pony tails attached and wearing panties or maybe some cock ball torture?????????????????????</I>

OOoooooooooh! You had me up until the part about cock/ball torture. Well I am not that keen about pony tails or wearing panties to tell the truth either.

Not big on humiliation as I get enough of that out of the bed room.

Then again I don't think you are being serious.

[SuccubusKitty]

She wouldn't have said anything if she wasn't trying to help you Linguist...

[CunningLinguist]

I am just not that used to seeing that many smilies in a serious post.

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
Who says I am gonna let you put the skirt on this time?;)


You told me how hot I looked, I just assumed.

[Lilith]

Yes I would have cause I am Ms. Bitchy Smart Ass:p and the Domme in me loves whiny men with no sex life:p

CunningLinguist~ I took your post to be one in jest but I can understand how hard it can be to find someone if you come from a position of low self esteem. Most women are attracted to a man's confidence but there are women who prefer a man who is more mild, reserved.

Maybe instead of listing why a woman would not want you, you could come up with a couple reasons one would. I bet there are more than even you can imagine.

I know of 3 and don't even know you..

1) cock
2) tongue
3) you seem to have a great sense of humor

[paprclphd]

There is someone for everyone Cunning but you won't find that person unless you start looking...and with some confidence that whoever gets you is one lucky person!

[Teddy Bear]

Originally posted by Lilith
....there are women who prefer a man who is more mild, reserved.
Maybe instead of listing why a woman would not want you, you could come up with a couple reasons one would. I bet there are more than even you can imagine.
I know of 3 and don't even know you..
1) cock
2) tongue
3) you seem to have a great sense of humor

Listen to Mistress Lilith, she knows. There are many women who like quiet men so they can be Domme. ;) hehehe

But without even getting into that, I agree with Lilith, you need to focus on your good points. Everything that is special & unique about you.

I can add to her list & I don't know you either......

4) Nice soft hands to hold or to play with a pussy
5) A good job, not a free-loader or a goof off
6) Up on current affairs & able to carry on an intelligent conversation
7) In your profile you list these as your interests: Reading, writing, martial arts, religion, and philosophy. Do you know how many girls are into those same things!?! Hang out where they might be.

Its all in how you 'sell' yourself. Concentrate on the positives and forget the negatives. Theres someone for everyone out there. The trick is in finding your 'someone'. But until you do just have fun, it'll happen when its supposed to.

Good Luck! Think positive!
teddy :) :) :)

[CunningLinguist]

I think paprclphd had the point.

I doesn't matter what my good qualities are since even the things I consider a liability can be an asset if I meet the right person.

I mean I can't count how many women I have known in my life time who out up with men cheating on them or beating them simply because well it is in their psychological make-up that they like it.

Well I ok I ran out of fingers and toes to count on.

As for me my fetish seems to be for worldy, independant women, with no kids and no ex-husbands. I have yet to meet anyone like this and I spent six years in college. (Well ok I was an engineering major so periodically I would forget what a girl looked like.)

[CunningLinguist]

Lilith,

Not to be argumentative and I am just relly being a smart ass:

[CunningLinguist]

Lilith,

Not to be argumentative and I am just relly being a smart ass:

1) cock

Well 50% of the world's population and I am sure that 90% of that 50% is more than happy to let you play with it. (Hint: Don't tell them about the cok and ball tourture on the first date.)

2) tongue

Pshah, you don't know that. Lots of guys brag about the skill of their toungue. In fact, with a nickname like Cunning Linguist you are pretty much guarunteed that I probably won't even go down on you.


3) you seem to have a great sense of humor

Thank you! Thank you! I really do try to laugh at everything cause otherwise I would most likely go insane.

[CunningLinguist]

Once again jsut being a smart-ass:

4) Nice soft hands to hold or to play with a pussy

Actually they are kinda callused and I have dishpan hands since I am currently a dishwasher at a pizza place.

5) A good job, not a free-loader or a goof off

Actually, I just have an engineering degree. I use it to wash dishes at a pizza place. I also live with my parents so technically I am a free loader. Unfortunately, I get lots of crap for this and no one seems to pay attention to the fact that I lvied on my own for four years.

It would be more correct to say that I desire a good job.

6) Up on current affairs & able to carry on an intelligent conversation

A skill I find lacking in far too many people, then again I am an engineer so tlaking about anything other than sex, politics or religion will bore people really quick.

7) In your profile you list these as your interests: Reading, writing, martial arts, religion, and philosophy. Do you know how many girls are into those same things!?! Hang out where they might be.

Yeah I also forgot to mention I was into video games and Japanime. Seriously every girlfriend I ever had broke up with me because my hobbies.

I never felt quite right asking a girl out in my martial arts class. Especially if she just got done kicking my ass.

[Lilith]

Yes but you have a cock and you have a tongue so those are +++++++s! It would be my job to show you what to do with them if you don't already know ;):D

[Lilith]

Ohhh and about the martial arts thing.....you must have missed my story Self Defense Class (http://216.150.92.84/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13361)


:D

[CunningLinguist]

Lillith,

You forget, I am actually not very good at martial arts and I am sure that there has never been a girl in my martial arts class who got all wet from kicking my ass.

Well there was this one girl who I took TKD with 10 years ago who always wantd to fight me, but it was because I was slow and clumsy and therefore an easy opponent. Either that or she really liked me and was too shy about it\, but considering I was a gawky science geek and she was a redheaded, voluptuous drill team kicker that wouldn't happen either.

[ericthered]

Speaking seriously - stop worrying about yourself. You're fine, your cock's fine, there's a place for you to be comfortable out there. Just remember you're not the centre of the Universe. Try living or working with kids or cranky old folks - they'll soon put you in your place.

Once you stop thinking about YOU, get out and enjoy yourself. If you have solitary hobbies - drop them - sorry, but being solitary will just lead you into a solitary future. Are you really so keen on - say - computer games if they will bring you to being a lonely old man?

Get circulating with lots of other people, rubbing along will knock any corners off your personality. Get on with life, don't worry, and things will fix themselves.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by CunningLinguist
Lillith,

You forget, I am actually not very good at martial arts and I am sure that there has never been a girl in my martial arts class who got all wet from kicking my ass.

Well there was this one girl who I took TKD with 10 years ago who always wantd to fight me, but it was because I was slow and clumsy and therefore an easy opponent. Either that or she really liked me and was too shy about it\, but considering I was a gawky science geek and she was a redheaded, voluptuous drill team kicker that wouldn't happen either.


I dunno...I love the idea of pinning a guy then sitting on his face til he begs for mercy or goes unconscious:D

[CunningLinguist]

I dunno...I love the idea of pinning a guy then sitting on his face til he begs for mercy or goes unconscious.

Careful I just mite bite or if you are lucky I will lick too.

Dammit I really wish someone would come over here and wrassle now.

[Payton Crantor]

Would that be with or without underwear on Lilith?

:)

[Mercury_Maniac]

"I saw yesterday on the TV that there is a fetish for AIDS now and people on the internet are looking to meet people so they can get AIDS."


are you fucking serious? there are people who want to get aids?

[CunningLinguist]

Peyton,

Well to keep the wrestling in the same spirit of the original Greek Style all participants have to be naked.

[Lilith]

Greek works;):o

[babybunny]

<--likes video games too...and PC games..

[SuccubusKitty]

See Cunning babybunny is interested... now if you can keep from extolling your anti-virtues, she might stay interested.
I must say I am glad that you listen to all us that are close by at least enough to regurgitate what we have been telling you for years. :p

Listen to the Pixies...they have vast life experiences and come from all over the world...they are telling you the same things I have told you in the past.

[CunningLinguist]

Succubus,

Well ok I stand corrected I think there really is a fetish for everything.

Of course my first clue would have been by reading somethingawful everyday since there awful link of the day has become my portal to weird fetishes.

[CunningLinguist]

Lillith,

Now why do I get the feeling that you would want to sodomize me after defeating me in wrestling?

[Lilith]

I thought that it was winner take (an)alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll:D

[CunningLinguist]

Lillith,

But you got to be able to beat me first. I jsut got to make sure you aren't sitting on my face longer than 3 seconds or I lose.

[SuccubusKitty]

Fair warning Lil...longer than three seconds and he'll try to lick it.

[Lilith]

I thought that was the point:spin:

[CunningLinguist]

Who said I was going to wait three seconds?

Crap! I thought I was on the questionas only thread.

[demigod]

hey linguist

i'm a college kid at montana state and i probably have more girl friends than guy friends. one of my friends is very beautiful, she's probably 5'8" with straight blonde hair, green eyes, about 130 pounds and 36 DD boobies. i tried to hook up with her last year and quite frankly i got shut down... but we remained friends. this year she has a boyfriend who is 26, and he's a junior high football coach with no real future. he's overweight and not all that attractive, and she'll admit that. Yet, she is very much in love with him, wants to marry the kid. Why? because she loves to be with him and he makes her laugh.

enough said?

-Dragon-