Eliza
11-30-2003, 07:35 PM
Bill Gates Faces God
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell!
After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in
almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly
Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr.Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in
the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was just perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is
Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as
Hell.
Mr.Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to
the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell!
After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in
almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly
Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr.Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in
the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was just perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is
Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as
Hell.
Mr.Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to
the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"