~.Advice On Anal Sex.~

[dukegodllen]

Could anyone out there please give advice on Anal sex, and what are the best ways to have it? We are already gonna use a condom so she has less of a chance of getting pregnant, and we have both hand lotion and baby oil. Any hints, tips or suggestions, or any ideas how to have it the most pleasurable way?:confused:

[dukegodllen]

You can answer more than one by the way, and answer honestly :-)

[Aqua]

I would skip the baby oil and lotion and go get some Astro Glide, it will work better for you. A condom is a great idea also... and be sure to focus your attention to her pleasure. It's also a really good idea to have a vibe or at least a couple fingers stimulating her clit as you slide in. Good luck!

[NightRider]

Anal? Pregnant? Hello!

Hey dukegodllen, I've got some news for you. It ain't going to happen unless she is a martian or something.

[dukegodllen]

Thanks, but my dad, he's a doctor, he gets girls opf all ages who got pregnant from Anal Sex.. it has also been scientifically proven that 8% of people who use Anal Sex for a form of Birth Control, wind up getting pregnant.

[Casperr]

Very wise precaution duke!

Cum can drip out after sex, and wind up in the vagina if you're not careful. Always a good idea to have an extra layer of protection.

Good luck, and i hope you both enjoy it!

CasperTG

[Teddy Bear]

Oh geez...... I am either really out of it, too old, or something......

First the poll is: "What's your favorite non-sex thing to do?". I kinda thought all those things were sexual. No? hmmm...

And to find out that you can get preggo from anal..... yikes!

What shockers!!

The things you can learn at Pixies. Incredible!!

[Aqua]

While you don't really get pregnant FROM anal sex, you can get pregnant from the semen dripping into the vagina, as duke and Casper have pointed out... so by the same token, you could get pregnant from sitting in the wet spot. :eek:

[dukegodllen]

No you're wrong on that.. it's once the cum is inside of her, the semen can travel into the uterous and impregnate the girl.. That's what i meant.

[Teddy Bear]

Thanks Aqua. Sore do priciate smart uns da likes of use to splain dis stuff.

But check Webster's dictionary for 'sarcasm' = a taunting, generally ironical remark. 'Ironical' = a humorous or sarcastic form of expression in which the intended meaning of what is said is opposite to the usual sense. Sorry if my humor was lost in transmission over the net-waves.

Got this off the net, forgot to copy the URL:
Can I get pregnant from anal sex?
It is not technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex; there is no way for semen to get from the rectal tract to the vaginal tract.
However, anal sex is still not a very good method of birth control. Semen leaking from the anus after intercourse may drip across the perineum (the short stretch of skin separating vulva and anus) and cause what is known as a 'splash' conception. The failure rate for this is surprisingly high! 8% of couples of who use anal sex as a method of birth control have babies each year.

AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE WHERE I HOPE THE HUMOR IS OBVIOUS:

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't. The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

SORRY IF YOUR A LAWYER & DON'T LIKE THAT ONE, HOW BOUT THIS:

A woman went to her doctor for advice . . .
. . . She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.
The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.
She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think democratic politicians come from?"

My apologies to democrats too.


OK, I'm going now. PRACTICE SAFE SEX YA-ALL!! But be sure to practice often, cause practice makes perfect. :D

teddy :) :) :)

[Lilith]

Originally posted by dukegodllen
No you're wrong on that.. it's once the cum is inside of her, the semen can travel into the uterous and impregnate the girl.. That's what i meant.

The uterus and ass are not in anyway connected. If semen does not enter the vagina you can not get pregnant. Semen in your ass and strictly in your ass can not get you pregnant, it has to be transmitted to the vagina.

[Aqua]

Originally posted by dukegodllen
No you're wrong on that.. it's once the cum is inside of her, the semen can travel into the uterous and impregnate the girl.. That's what i meant.
If you are trying to say that semen can travel from within the anus to the uterus while staying inside the woman... sorry duke, you are mistaken. Pregnancies occuring without ejaculating inside the vagina happen when semen comes in contact with the outside of the vagina and seeps inside. While unlikely and improbable that this will result in a pregnancy, it is not impossible.

Btw, teddy, my last post was mainly for nightrider's benefit, affirming what had already been said.

[BlueSwede]

It's best to use a condom even if you don't need to practice safe sex, because you can end up w/a urinary tract infection if you don't use one. (A lover of mine learned the hard way.) Also, I don't know about other people, but I found that semen is a very strong natural laxative--another reason that SHE may want you to use a condom.

To me you can never be too prepared, which means reading up on the subject first. Here are some other Pixie threads regarding anal sex. There are some great additional sites mentioned in those threads, too.

Pixies Place Forums - 1st time anal sex

Pixies Place Forums - Women HELP! re: Anal Sex


Pixies Place Forums - Pain In The Ass


BTW, everything on your list to me is sexual or could be. Also, I'd have a hard time choosing just one. The only 2 I wouldn't care about are 69 and the foot thing. Also, being "forced" to come a set number of times? Is there such a thing? I consider it a perk for him if I say I'd like him to come in my mouth, in my pussy, AND in my ass at least once during our lovemaking session.

[BlueSwede]

OK...I'm trying this again. Here are those three threads from Pixies that I just mentioned:

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14152

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14206

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8382

[Casperr]

On the pregnancy from Anal sex thing - it could be that the confusion arose from the transmission of STDs. AIDS is easily transmitted through anal sex because the lining of the rectum is very thin and the blood can absorb some things through the anus - that's how things like suppositories work. It's also a reason why wine enemas are a bad idea.
But semen can't get from the rectum to the uterus unless your internal organs are extremely messed up!

CasperTG

[dukegodllen]

k Thanks.

[dukegodllen]

By Non-Sex, i meant not having intercourse through the vagina..

[ericthered]

I'm sure I posted this before, but some time last century there wa a case before the House of Lords in UK where some-one was claiming to be the direct descendent of a lord and his subsequently divorced wife. Other descendents were contesting the claim on the grounds that when the divorce had been obtained on the grounds of non-consummation (have I spelt that right?) - it had been declared in court that the Noble Lord only indulged in ' Hunnish practices' - thouht to be a reference to anal sex. The House of Lords accepted that pregnancy could occur after anal sex because semen and all those little swimmers could get anywhere as the aristocratic tool was pulled out of his wife's creamy pie ass.

And - talking about lawyers and anal sex, a drunk in a bar near the court house suddenly slammed his beer onto the bar and shouted "All lawyers are ass-holes!"

Some-one at the back put up his hand and said "I object to that vile slander."

"Oh - so you're a lawyer, are you?" said the drunk belligerently.

"No," said the guy "I'm an ass-hole......"

[dukegodllen]

I don't get that story at all.. what does that have to do with anything yo? Good jokes though. I told them to my dad, he laughed. :-)