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[Lilith]

Just wondering if there is a strip club in the town you live in? How close is the nearest one???

How about a place to rent porn?

How far do you have to drive to buy a vibe?

[Oldfart]

Only a block and a half for the porn/sex toys.

Friday lunch strip show at one of my locals maybe 2 miles.

[MilkToast]

Strip club, only topless. About a 2 minute drive.

A place to rent porn. Also about a 2 minute drive.

A place to get sex toys. For that I would need to go into the city here (so, a 20 minute drive).

[edit] Actually there is an "adult wolrd" about 10 minutes away.

[Steph]

Everything's a five-minute streetcar ride here (I'm not factoring in the fact that a streetcar always passes before I'm able to catch it which means I have to wait for the next one).

There's a lingerie/sex shop store right on Queen St. W. that Tyler loves because they have gorgeous women sitting on swings in the front window advertising their wares.

I'm sure the local video stores sell porn. Some of them are so shady looking I haven't ventured in them.

Toronto also has many, many "massage parlours" that are open well past midnight.

One of my favourite sex shops is the "Condom Shack" ~ lots of fun sex toys in them.

[skipthisone]

Strip club, about 45 minutes...but it is nasty and havnt been there since I was in college, about 2 hours away from good ones.

You can rent porn at a couple video places in my town.

There are 2 sex toy/movie shops within 10 minutes.

[WildIrish]

My town has two video stores (neither of which have explicit materials available...so I hear, of course, cause you know I'd never actually seek out such depravity)

The nearest strip club (according to the radio ad's, ha ha) is in Hartford, about 20 minutes from home. They have a topless place and a full nude juice bar (in case your neighborhood grocery mart doesn't have any pineapple juice, of course). In the same parking lot, coincidentally enough, is a 24 hour adult store. Rumor has it, there's penis shaped objects in there that people use to please themselves and each other with!

OK, fine! I've been to each strip club twice and to the adult store a dozen or so times. But I can't find a place close to home to rent porno from!

[lakritze]

Uh,I live in Los Angeles.....Many to be found.Unfortunately new lap dance ordinance passed to keep a 6 foot space between dancers and customers.Were working on a repeal.

[Vullkan]

Hey this is Montana....need I say more--AHAHHAHA!

Well actually there is one club--nothing like you see in the movies--sigh!

And 4 adult book stores with toys plenty

[Cobalt]

strip club- at least an hour drive one way
toys- about an hour drive one way
porn vidioes- movie rental place 5 miles away has some old ones, otherwise about an hour drive one way.

Thats why we order toys and rent vidioes on line, cheaper also.

[nikki1979]

um dont know about the rental thing or the stip club thing but about 30 minutes to the nearest vibe store someday its 45 depends on traffic and how many tractors u get stuck behind!

~nikki~

[wraith]

There are many Strip clubs in Dallas and Ft. Worth, both about 20 - 25 minutes away.

You can get soft core in town here, hard core in the big city or about 15 minutes north,

Toys, the same as videos.

or there is also the net, it is very local.

[krzykrn]

Close, close and close...got to love the City By the Bay ;) Not that I have visited any of them strange enough (well, went to Good Vibes once with a friend, but they are closing down last I heard)

[dancingrugger]

I live just south of Baltimore ... so i've got pretty good acess to all these things .... including the #1 rated strip club on the east coast 3 years running! Good stuff I might add & i went to high school w/some of the girls that work there. Lately though I'm down in southern MD for the majority of the year for school. There is one store here, where you can buy toys and videos ... no place to rent the vids.

[LixyChick]

Not many too close....(or I'd still be in the costume biz! Well, maybe not....I need REAL insurance.....lol!).

Cloud Nine....strip club.......15[ish] miles.....just a titty bar!

All clubs that are B.Y.O. round here (bring your own.....beer, wine....whatever) are the clubs that have all nude/all the time, do whatever the customer wants/pays for..... type entertainment. They're about 25 or more miles away.

Porn rental........about 7 miles.

Sex toys........about 15 miles.

You didn't ask about XXX movie theatres.........and that's a good thing cause I can't remember ever seeing one for miles and miles round here............though I still have a fantasy about them! *giggle*

[Nice Guy]

Strip club (full nude) about 40 mins away, haven't gone in almost a year. Due to its proximity to my home town, which I sub teach in, I'm not all that comfortable going any more.
*Walks in the door*
"Hi Mr.*******"

Porn movies and sex toys about 1hr away.

[osuche]

Just wondering if there is a strip club in the town you live in? How close is the nearest one???

In TN I don't think they have one. You have to lure the 14 year old local slut to your house for a strip tease. Southern Baptists prefer to perv in private. (jk)

In Columbus, about 2 miles. Been there...nothing special but not bad. In TN, I honestly have no idea. I think people there hate sex.

How about a place to rent porn?

In TN (my town) no such place. In Columbus...about 1/2 mile. Now I know why I love the Midwest.

How far do you have to drive to buy a vibe?

Columbus, about a mile (can you tell I live near campus?). In TN, I've never seen such a place.

...DO you hear a theme yet?????

[rabbit]

All about 20 minutes from my house at a place called Club Pink Pussycat.!

[Summer]

A strip club ............. geez ..... I am not sure maybe there is one a 2/3 hour drive away.

An dirty movie ... across the street ;)

To buy a vibe .... I am thinking roughly a 2 hour drive away.

I live in a small small town.

[Belial]

All in the "city" (I use the term loosely, we have only 180,000 people here), which is about a 5 minute drive away :)

[Wicked Wanda]

Well, there are a lot of topless places here, (New Orleans) but most of the advertised "bottomless" places are tourists traps. You can buy toys and videos of any type all up and down Bourbon Street.
Ricks's is my favorite "real" topless bar, on Borbon Street, just walking distance. I have a really close friend who dances there. She has dressed me up a few times and let me help her hustle the customers for drinks and lap dances. Walking around in heels, garters and hose, a g- string (a real one, not a thong) and a transparent top was interesting. And oddly powerful, even though I collected about a thousand hand prints on my boobs and butt.
But I am not a good enough dancer to dance there for real.

What was the question?

Revealingly,

WW

[Loren]

Movies: 15 minutes away
Adult store: 20 minutes there, 15 to return (you can't get into it heading east and the whole area is no U turn and even lacks any good way to go around the block.)
Topless joint: 15 minutes
Bottomless juice joint: I'm not sure what some of the strip places are, maybe 15 minutes, certainly within 25.
Bottomless alcohol joint: 25 minutes. (Note: Bottomless is not allowed to be combined with alcohol--but the one place is grandfathered in.)

Note: For all places 20+ minutes, add 5 if it's evening.