What Are Some Household Or DollarTree Objects To Use As Sex Toys.

[dukegodllen]

What Are Some Household Or DollarTree Objects To Use As Sex Toys. Me and my Girlfriend would like to know about objects we can afford and get a hold of quickly to use in play when we masturbate with each other. Please Post uses u have for objects, or lists and their uses.. or stoires might help us to explain how to use them for us. HEHE... Thank you very much all of you.

[Sharni]

If ya have a wee bit of a peek in the pic section of Pixies....i'm sure ya can an idea on some stuff to use ;):D:D

I've been known to use the odd unusual item :D

[Lilith]

wooden spoons...leave a lovely red imprint on a creamy white ass:heart:

[Navarre]

Originally posted by Lilith
wooden spoons...leave a lovely red imprint on a creamy white ass:heart:

What she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[Lilith]

well and there's always the traditional wooden clothespins....I seem to have a thing for wood tonight;)

[Navarre]

Originally posted by Lilith
well and there's always the traditional wooden clothespins....I seem to have a thing for wood tonight;)

Clothespins are good too.

Lil, I love the way you think.

[Teddy Bear]

Candles have multiple uses. ;)

A little ribbon or rope..... or both.

[Lovediva]

Cucumbers, carrots, bananas, hammers, chocolate bars, jumper cables...just to name a few... :D :D

[WildIrish]

Wooden spoons and Clothespins sound fun, but hammers and jumper cables are definately kicking it up a notch!

And I was gonna suggest an electric toothbrush or rubber gloves (like the kind doctor's wear). Damn, do I feel old and boring!

[Lovediva]

Originally posted by WildIrish
but hammers and jumper cables are definately kicking it up a notch!



It's all in the amperage!!! LMAO






Ice cubes is another good one!

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish


And I was gonna suggest ... rubber gloves (like the kind doctor's wear). Damn, do I feel old and boring!


*snaps a gloved finger* boring????? are you sure?

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
*snaps a gloved finger* boring????? are you sure?


At least you're not snapping the glove on! Like the doctors in the movies do just before they perform the prostate check! Hmmm, wait a second...

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
At least you're not snapping the glove on! Like the doctors in the movies do just before they perform the prostate check! Hmmm, wait a second...

was trying to wriggle that finger into just the right place in the glove...did you buy some lube while at the dollar store or do we do this the hard way:o???

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
was trying to wriggle that finger into just the right place in the glove...did you buy some lube while at the dollar store or do we do this the hard way:o???


:eek:

I'm suprised I have a choice! lmao

[Lilith]

You don't...but I like to let my victims think they do:p

[paprclphd]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WildIrish
[B]Wooden spoons and Clothespins sound fun, but hammers and jumper cables are definately kicking it up a notch!

I would be interested to know about the jumper cables, can't seem to figure that one out. Seems like it would hurt waaaayyy to much!

Fill me in on the secret!

[Lovediva]

ginally posted by paprclphd


I would be interested to know about the jumper cables, can't seem to figure that one out. Seems like it would hurt waaaayyy to much!

Fill me in on the secret!


In the heat of passion, we used them instead of rope!!

[paprclphd]

Thanks Lovediva - I was thinking pinching and things like that, but I good ol' fashion tie-up sounds like harmless fun.

[dukegodllen]

Thanks everyone for giving us some ideas, anybody got any good foods that are good?

[dukegodllen]

Also, someone had said if we had bought lube.. what types of household lubes are great, nothing too messy please.

[dukegodllen]

Here's what I have so far..

Wooden spoons, clothespins, candles, ribbon, rope, hammers, jumper cables, rubber gloves, electric toothbrush, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, chocolate bars, ice cubes.

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
You don't...but I like to let my victims think they do:p


Wow, you're good. Perhaps a little too good. You're just a little too good to be believed! AHA! That's it!

You're a sub! You need someone to grab you by the hair and fling you to the ground and bang the holy living hell outta you!

<---- ducks and runs from the room screaming "no...don't kill me"!

[dukegodllen]

haha!

[lakritze]

I'm with rubber gloves too.Whole new feeling gliding over the body.Jar of honey is good. Ever try "snowballing" a mouth full of honey?

[BlueSwede]

Handles of "regular" screwdrivers. Much better yet, the handle of a Black & Decker wall charged screwdriver, covered w/a condom. It is heavy enough to feel like you are really being penetrated, it has a nice texture, and has a good diameter. It's my favorite non-toy toy. Also, hairbrush handles. Chocolate syrup, whipping cream in the can, any strong breath mint candy (try oral sex w/one in your mouth or right after you've eaten one). Silk (or any lightweight material) scarves or something similar to use as a blindfold. Nylons to tie someone to the bed or to tie their hands together.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Wow, you're good. Perhaps a little too good. You're just a little too good to be believed! AHA! That's it!

You're a sub! You need someone to grab you by the hair and fling you to the ground and bang the holy living hell outta you!

<---- ducks and runs from the room screaming "no...don't kill me"!

I never said a little switch every now and again isn't a huge turn on;)

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
I never said a little switch every now and again isn't a huge turn on;)


Phew! Thank heavens. Alive to perv another day!

[fzzy]

The standard snake bite kit suction "bulbs" :)

[dukegodllen]

fzzy has the best BD.. June 11, as in June 11, 1993 ~ when jurassic park came out.. best movie ever

[dukegodllen]

~.Here are the top 13 masturbation toys that you can find around the house, and some insight on some of them as well.~

Strong Breath Mints (try oral sex with one in your mouth or right after you've eaten one)
Ice Cubes
Silk (Anything)
Plain Wax Candles
Electric (or Battery Operated) Toothbrush
Pantyhose
Canned Whipped Cream
Ribbon (it’s easier to tie than rope and quicker to untie, it‘s also very tough)
Rope
Rubber Gloves
Hairbrushes
Carrots (a good size and won’t stretch her out)
Chocolate Syrup (messy but not as messy as honey, plus it‘s tasty and more slippery than honey)

[dukegodllen]

Thank you all for posting, this post can help other people as well, so keep it up :-) thanks

[dukegodllen]

Thanks again.

[dukegodllen]

All of thenm worked great, I suggest the Breathmints for the people out there the most.

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by dukegodllen
Here's what I have so far..

Wooden spoons, clothespins, candles, ribbon, rope, hammers, jumper cables, rubber gloves, electric toothbrush, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, chocolate bars, ice cubes.
JUMPER CABLES!!!!!!??????

I've gotta scroll back and read who posted this! Our jumpers cables are so old and greasy I've never looked at them in a sexual way! However, the floor shifter!!!!!????? LOL!

*walks backwards, mumbling "jumper cables......ewwww"!

*EDIT FEATURE IN USE* I shoulda known! LMFAO@WI!

[Daddys_girl]

I have a thing for Tiger Balm. OMG there is nothing more erotic than when it gets *HOT*. Trying having it rubbed onto your arse before you get spanked!

I agree with the breath mints--esp Altoids. Clothes pins, plain white utility candles--they don't seem to burn as hot, unless you *like* the heat. Coconut scented suntan oil can be erotic, My husband once made an ice dildo out by filling a condom with water--that was FUN! The simplest things can be so erotic--slutty red lipstick worn while you give head can turn things up a notch. Makes me feel so cheap, lol.
Feather dusters, for that feeling while blind-folded.
Plain white rubber spatulas that you use for scraping a bowl out are fabulous, much better than wooden spoons in my opinion. A fly swatter also makes an excellent "paddle" (new, please!). A bucket of ice cubes is erotic, especially if inserted. *wink* In combination with the Tiger Balm it will blow your mind! An excellent ounishment is filling a tub with ice and cold water and making a sub kneel in it jsut so her erotic area comes in contact with the water. (Tried it and LIKED it) Latex gloves-YUMMY!
Once used a handle for a broom as a spreader bar, just tie ankles to the opposite ends using silk neck ties. If youre in a hotel room the handle for pulling the curtains closed is an excellent spanking device. Un-cooked rice for kneeling is *handy*. (Uncle Ben would roll over in his grave if he only knew!)

Clothes line is convenient, but I prefer smooth, silky nylon roping.
I guess its time to do some shopping. :o) LOL.

I am sure there are more ideas that will come to me...just gotta put a thinking cap on. LOL.

[dukegodllen]

What is Tiger Balm? and where can I get some?

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by LixyChick
JUMPER CABLES!!!!!!??????

I've gotta scroll back and read who posted this!

I shoulda known! LMFAO@WI!


I only WISH I was this warped...oops, I mean creative, in the bedroom!

Lovediva is the culprit behind this!

[Lilith]

Tiger Balm (http://www.tigerbalm.co.uk/)

[dukegodllen]

Thank you.

[BlueSwede]

The Walgreen's drugstores in my area sell Tiger Balm. Probably most larger-size drugstores do. Look for it in the section where products to use on sore muscles or for arthritis are located.

[Red Head]

Pineapple rings.............

Just split one open, slide it over his cock........one HELL of a blowjob. At least hubby thought so *LMAO*

[Lovediva]

Originally posted by WildIrish
I only WISH I was this warped...oops, I mean creative, in the bedroom!

Lovediva is the culprit behind this!




Warped ..... I am! :D


But it's a good thing!


Isn't it??:confused: :D

[dukegodllen]

Alright, thank you very much.

[LixyChick]

We've been dismissed! LMAO!

[Pussy Willow]

I personally like to use kitchen utensils :

tongs -- open or closed really make me wet and creamy

Pastry brush -- 'gotta' keep that pussy well oiled and slippery so
you can slide right in !!!

Assorted spatulas and big spoons

I also to raid hubby toolbox............................

Pliers, screwdrivers anything long, thick and hard........

but there is still no substitute for the real thing !!!!!

[dicksbro]

I know we've been dismissed, but we didn't even get to the lotions, baby oils, powders or neat stuff like that. And what could be more fun than a bottle of chocolate syrup (not to mention butterscotch or strawberry or cherry)?

You know it can be fun using tempra paints and doodle on each other's bodies. ;)

I love creativity. :)

[dukegodllen]

These are all real great ideas :-)