ChinesePussy
10-31-2003, 11:14 AM
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Good moring all!
Wanna hear a ghost story. Here it is
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz
around Halloween. "Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?"
About 30% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?"
About 10% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?"
Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row puts
up his hand.
"You've actually had sex with a ghost?"
"Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!"
Happy Halloween!
Good moring all!
Wanna hear a ghost story. Here it is
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz
around Halloween. "Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?"
About 30% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?"
About 10% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?"
Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row puts
up his hand.
"You've actually had sex with a ghost?"
"Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!"
Happy Halloween!