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Teddy Bear
10-27-2003, 06:48 PM
A friend sent me these. They had me laughing out loud!! So I thought I'd pass them on. Of course my sense of humor could be way off on this... let me know.

teddy :D
Teddy Bear
10-27-2003, 06:50 PM
How good our men are to us!!
Scarecrow
10-27-2003, 06:50 PM
LMAO
Teddy Bear
10-27-2003, 06:52 PM
On keeping a strong relationship...
jseal
10-27-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Teddy Bear
Of course my sense of humor could be way off on this... let me know.

Teddy Bear,

No. No. The advice seems quite sensible to me.
Teddy Bear
10-27-2003, 06:54 PM
A birthday gift suggestion...
Teddy Bear
10-27-2003, 06:56 PM
On true unselfish love...
Lilith
10-27-2003, 06:56 PM
OMG lmao
Teddy Bear
10-27-2003, 06:58 PM
Guess I'll go cook a nice meal.
Lovediva
10-27-2003, 07:07 PM
Hahaha...ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!



But I just thought of something.....
























I can't cook!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D :D
Cheyanne
10-27-2003, 07:08 PM
LMAO... :D
Oldfart
10-27-2003, 07:08 PM
Perfectly straightforward.

And the problem is?
BigBear57
10-27-2003, 07:08 PM
Too cute Teddy, thanks.
MilkToast
10-27-2003, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Oldfart
Perfectly straightforward.

And the problem is?
I still haven't gotten that meal! :D
Sharni
10-27-2003, 08:12 PM
LMFAO
Steph
10-27-2003, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Teddy Bear
Guess I'll go cook a nice meal.

You forgot the oral sex! :)

LOL Great thread, Teddy Bear!
Navarre
10-27-2003, 09:48 PM
How true!

Thank you for posting these.
Steph
10-27-2003, 11:49 PM
You've created male monsters in chat, Teddy Bear! You can't talk about your S/O without them saying, "You should give him oral sex!"

LOL
Fairy-Bird
10-28-2003, 12:34 AM
LOL Gawd....
freesolutions
10-28-2003, 12:58 AM
Love the point of view..... hehe ..... guess it's time to wake up the S/O
PantyFanatic
10-28-2003, 02:46 AM
Can I get a copy of those Teddy? ............... on stone tablets?:rolleyes:
babybunny
10-28-2003, 09:57 AM
:eek:
WildIrish
10-28-2003, 11:03 AM
That's so, so wrong!
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 11:10 AM
OMG, but funny!
FussyPucker
10-28-2003, 11:27 AM
If anyone was ever in any doubt about how wonderful mine loulabelle's and my relationship then let me tell you this......
when I go to visit her for the weekend there's always a lovely meal being cooked and I usually get oral sex :D

oh and don't worry ladies if I'm there while she's at work I cook her something and rturn the oral sex favour hehehe :D:D
Irish
10-29-2003, 10:23 AM
I can only say that good sex is like good business!
A satisfied customer is a repeat customer! Irish
dukegodllen
11-08-2003, 11:30 AM
haha.. wow, lets bash men some more
Teddy Bear
11-09-2003, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by dukegodllen
haha.. wow, lets bash men some more


dukegodllen I think you misinterpret this thread. It was in no way intended to 'bash men'. It was meant to be funny.

You must need a nice meal.*

















*Not offering... just making a suggestion.
teddy :)
jseal
11-09-2003, 08:20 AM
dukegodllen,

While one of the suggestions is a word that does begin with "b" and is 4 letters long, it does not end with "ash".

...the other suggestion involves cooking.
lakritze
11-09-2003, 12:07 PM
L.S.H.I.P.M.P.
Teddy Bear
11-09-2003, 12:33 PM
lakritze,

I can't seem to find a 'net-to-real-word' dictionary......

so would you please spell out what L.S.H.I.P.M.P. means for this fluff-brained bear.

TY - teddy :D
Lilith
11-09-2003, 12:41 PM
Laughed
So
Hard
I
Peed
My
Pants
Teddy Bear
11-09-2003, 12:58 PM
omg.... I shoulda been able to figure that one out. I think the capital letters & the periods inbetween threw me. It doesn't take much to confuse me though.

TY Lilith! :) :)
Bear Bear
11-09-2003, 11:48 PM
Great thread Teddy Bear!!

Cheared me up before exams
smithy020
12-19-2004, 04:54 PM
ah just found this and nearly wet myself, time for a bump i think..........


and maybe a nice meal and a BJ.....
rockintime
12-19-2004, 08:38 PM
Thanks smithy for reviving this thread...I'd missed it also. And, teddy, a special thanks for starting this "illuminating" thread. :D

I've always thought men could offer good advice. In fact, here's a question I recently received and my advice:

Q: I caught my husband watching porn last night. How disgusting is THAT?


A: Porn is a man’s form of culture. The more X’s, the more cultural it is. You should be pleased that your husband has such refined tastes. You might want to consider expanding your cultural horizons by performing with your best friend in front of a video camera. I’m sure your husband has sufficient culture to be able to critique your movie well. His approval mechanism may be slightly different than the traditional “thumbs” up gesture, though. Oh! And by the way, instead of offering popcorn while he watches your movie, I suggest you just perform oral sex on him and then cook him a nice meal.
sodaklostsoul
12-20-2004, 12:56 AM
Those are all tooooo funny.......

So like giving oral is fine with me, but Booger still has to do the cooking!!

So babe, what's for dinner?!?!
dicksbro
12-22-2004, 05:16 PM
I don't know how I ever missed this. :grin:

Teddy Bear, those are cute at they can be ... although ... now that I think about ...

the advice was sound. :rolleyes2
Scarecrow
12-22-2004, 06:47 PM
This tread is always good of a laugh or two

:thumb:
nikanik
12-31-2004, 03:30 AM
After a long day of wedding planning I needed a laugh.
Thanks Teddy!!!
kathy1
12-31-2004, 05:38 AM
toooooooooo funnnnnyyyyyy :grin: