Mood Breaker

[nikki1979]

Last night while getting down n dirty w my hubby laying on the couch w my head in his lap, both of us REALLY into it and then then outta nowhere i feel a cold nose trying to help me! i yelp look up and see the puppy!!!!!!!!! talk about a mood breaker!
we had to take the time to get him away before we cud continue so we lost the moment . dont worry tho, we got it back!

what was your biggest mood breaker??


~nikki~

[dicksbro]

One of two ... the blankety blank phone ringing or the kids knocking at the door. :(

[nikki1979]

see , the phone dont bother me, ill just let it ring and check the voice mail later

[BigBear57]

the familiar sound of my son's feet shuffling in the night saying "Daddy my nose is bleeding"

[Lilith]

my husband coming home :D:D:p

[nikki1979]

yeah lilith i can se how that wud be a HUGE mood breaker !!!!
:) ;) :)

[Cheyanne]

Lil........... :spank: cause you want one so bad... :D LOL

The kids..........knocking on the door, that does it everytime!!

[PantyFanatic]

See Irish's post in "Swish, Swish, Swish" thread.:rolleyes:

[tightnwet]

The funniest mood killer I've evre experianced happened a few years back with my BF at the time. I was visiting him at his grandmother's house, just watching movies in the basement. His grandma had gone out shopping for a while..so we started fooling around a bit. Well, one thing led to another..and we just didn't hear her come home. We only realized it after she was standing in the dooorway, screaming at us in Russian.. yup..that killed the mood quick.

[Navarre]

Hearing a light "click and then the door to the bedroom opening.



My son was soooo proud of himself because he learned how to pop the lock on the bedroom door.

:rolleyes:

[quisath]

A Cramp in my Thigh or calve. But it's momentary and I can keep rippin afterwards. :)

[BigBear57]

How about getting a big hug from someone you absolutely adore and think the kiss of a lifetime is coming only to get a peck on the cheek and hear those now infamous words "You know I love you just like a brother. "

[Lilith]

uggggggggggh! :(

[cowgirltease]

Oh yeah the leg cramps!!!!!! you're sooooo close to cuming and here they come!! damn ruins it every time! If any one knows how to get rid of them, please pm me! I try massive doses of calcium and Dmg for lactic acid buildup but it doesn't help. :(

[IggysGirl]

Cowgirl potassium will help, eat more bananas.

[tony44]

Tina and I doing 69 one night when my daughter(4 yrs) at the time walked right up to the bed and asked what we were doing. YIKES

[dicksbro]

OMG, tony44. Certainly an interruption. :D :D

[sn250s]

My worst: I'm licking her. Yes, life is good. Next thing I know she is giving me an update on the problems her friend is having with some illness. Way too much info on body fluids and such.

Zap. That totally scored a negative bazillion on the desire-o-meter. Killed me for days.

[azual]

I think my worst mood breaker occured when my folks were visiting us and had gone out for the evening, hubby and I were going at it full tilt, as I recall I was spread eagle on the bed with him slamming me with my dildo. All of a sudden there is a shadow across the bed and there are my parents standing in the doorway. Let me tell you that killed the mood for a couple days and breakfast with them in the morning was a real treat.

[darogle]

aside from kids bursting in or otherwise (that's universal for all parents I think), I once had to endure her telling me that the dog was sick earlier in the day, in detail...... CRIMONY!

[nikki1979]

OMG azual



*remebers to put locks on bedroom door before mom in law comes to visit this spring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

~nikki~

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
Oh yeah the leg cramps!!!!!! you're sooooo close to cuming and here they come!! damn ruins it every time! If any one knows how to get rid of them, please pm me! I try massive doses of calcium and Dmg for lactic acid buildup but it doesn't help. :(


Drink tonic water with quinine and wear socks all the time. It works.

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
my husband coming home :D:D:p


That's what I was gonna say!

When Lilith's husband comes home. :D

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Drink tonic water with quinine and wear socks all the time. It works.

My kid was actually prescribed soda with quinine by a doc. It does work.

[jadeL]

kids are definite mood breaker but what really kills the mood is a baby with a sex radar & my then 10 year old walking in to ask something (the door wouldnt lock) & us going for it we stop trying to look like we cuddling only to hear him walk straight out to his 3 siblings & 2 step siblings yelling mum & dad are having sex he yelled so loud woke the baby up god I coulda killed him ...
but not just happy with telling his siblings mother & father in law come to visit with sister in law & they all yell @ them as they come in quiet mum & dad are in the room having sex mothe rin law not happy baby crying she picks him up walks in & says you better finish now he is hungry :rolleyes: :mad:

:hot: :heart:

[lilsquirt]

hearing my 3 year old banging on the door.....you guys stop jumping on the bed....

though i must say laughing makes for interesting "feels good" when you are impaled.

[LixyChick]

Just as he's about to cum.......his shifting hand position accidentally trapped my hair in the most painful way! Which do I choose to stop? I opted for the release of my hair cause I didn't want a big bald spot on the left side of my head! Sometimes pain and pleasure just doesn't go together!

[souls_cry2000]

The giggles occuring because of one of the following: He/She farts during sex. Someone belches after/during oral sex. and/or pussy fart. Giggles are not good during sex.

[Titgirl]

Once bumped my head on the headboard so hard that I saw stars. I started screaming in pain, and of course he thought I was just being more vocal than normal. Funny now, but not at the time.

[CunningLinguist]

Well let's see!

1) There have been a few times where I would find poo on my dick because my ex-fiancee didn't wipe so well.

2) One time my ex fiancee was riding me in a motel room. She grabbed the headboard as leverage and just as she was about to have a big o she ripped the head board off the wall and it hit me on the head.

3) One time my ex-fiancee and I were fucking in my car at a ball park. When all of a sudden head lights came by, and not risking going to jail we quickly got dressed and realized it was not a cop, but most likely another teenage couple looking for a place to park. It didn't really kill the mood per se, but the thrill of gettign caught was a huge turn on to her. So much in fact that for the rest of the night we would find public places to go fuck in my hometown. The best one was making out and fingering her in a convinence store in a back isle out of sight form the cashier.

4) Eating out a 17 y/o girl when I was 21 and when it came time to stick it in she said she had to be home soon because her dad would get mad. Then I found out her dad was a cop who ran my plates.

[Ryan²]

A mood breaker, gee, now you got me. I guess it has to be when you're alone in the house chucking one out, and the phone rings! Nooo... ;)

[PantyFanatic]

The last country to enter 2004 is a rotten egg...bad luck, America(!)
No hurry here.





Are you going to be there?:rolleyes:

[PantyFanatic]

Mood Breaker

This may be the perfect place for you to wait.;)

[Steph]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
This may be the perfect place for you to wait.;)

ROFL

You and WI are both "on" today!

[Ryan²]

As a result of that I've changed it.

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[Eliza]

I have a mood breaking story from when my husband and I were still dating and much younger. He still lived at home and I had stayed there the night before a family get together and that morning we decided to have a little fun. The connecing bathroom to his bedroom also connected with the hallway. The lights were off and we hadn't officialy gotten up yet. I was in the middle of going down on him..completely into it...when we heard his brother arive. A little while later, his brother stepped quietly into the bathroom, burst into the bedroom weilding a camera!!! The flash going off...and him yelling..lol. He claimes he didn't realize we were being naughty and just wanted to wake us up..but I suspect he knew. It was horrible at the time, but now we laugh at the memory. Never did see if he got any pics that turned out..lol.

~Eliza

[babybunny]

Either when the momentem stops and things go limp, or when he stops in the middle of sex and says he has to take a crap... bleh.

[musketeer]

I've had a couple of real mood breakers - the first was at a girlfriends and I was giving it to her doggy style in the lounge in the early hours of the morning and her 5 year old daughter walked and asked what we were doing!!!

The second was in August just gone at a festival where I had got lucky. I was busy fucking this lady in her tent when her jack russell terrier decided to join in and started licking my balls. It made me jump a mile and the shock killed my hardon stone dead and that was it for the night. :(

[CunningLinguist]

when he stops in the middle of sex and says he has to take a crap... bleh.

At least he has the courtesy to let you know in advance.

[SuzyQ]

Mood breaker for me (other than kids) is talking about stuff other than sex....like "Did you pay the electric bill today?"

[OzKristin]

i can totally empathize w/ u! we leave the door open a crack b/c we keep the kitty's water and food in a special place in our room....and she ALWAYS feels that while the two of us are busy, it is also the perfect time to charge full ahead at the door and run in to eat and drink lol.....but it gets worse, after she's done, she goes and sits on the desk, chair, floor etc. and proceeds to stare at us on the bed...lol curious little kitty..but i need to shoo her out of the room when she gets like that..silly thing i love her, but she's silly! Lol

[darkangel37]

the bed collapsing!

[skyler_m]

In college, my gf and I decided to skip afternoon classes and have a few hours of sex (yes, I could do that once...). As we were just starting to get into it my phone rang. I decided not to answer it, so I let the answering machine pick up. As I was about to go down on here, I here the message being left. It was my sister calling to tell me that she was pregnant with her first child. Yep. Lost it.

[hitachi]

Way back when back in collage, I was dating this girl with a nice body and an ok face no centerfold but still hot. One night she had a party at her parents house while they where off on a skiing trip. Now this is a huge house 3 floors and a basement where the party was. A bunch of our friends where hanging out drinking talking just having a good time. Well she started to get a little frisky so we went up to her room on the 2nd floor. We had fooled around little before some kissing and some heavy petting she had given me BJ, while I had fingered her off a time or two. But we could tell this was the night we would finally go all the way, the mood was right the timing was right, we had been to together for awhile so we would not be rushing things, everything was just about perfect. At first things went nice and slow lots of kissing lots of rooming hands lots of sweat tender endearments whispered in each others ear. Next the clothes started to slip, off nice and slow nothing rushed or reckless just a slow build up in passion and desire. After we were nude we spent a little time exploring each others bodies, with gentle caresses and light kisses. Just kind of learning what the other one like, as this was the first time we where nude in front of each other and we had never gone this far before. The next step was for me to go down on her, her breathing had dramatically increased by now and I knew she really wanted some relief. Almost as soon as my tongue started to lick explore her lips she started moaning and saying how good it was. I knew from the couple of times that I had finger her she had a very sensitive clit and could climax rather quickly and that she would probably have more than one orgasm. So with this in mind I flicked my tongue across her hard little nub, WHAM she immediately grabbed my head and held it pressed against her while she started GRINDING her pussy against my face. ALL THE WHILE SCREAMMING for me to LICK HER GOOD and TOO STICK MY TUNGUE IN HER HOLE. Well at first I was a little surprised I had never thought of her as shy, but this was a wild side of her that I had never seen; I was thinking that I had hit the jackpot with this girl. So I went and did my very best to give her what she wanted, I don’t know how long I was down there but it could not have been more than 5 maybe 6 minutes 8 tops, but she still had at least 3 body contorting orgasms, all the while SCREAMING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. All of a sudden she starts dragging my up on top of her by pulling my hair, when I finally get face to face with her she has this wild crazed out look in her eyes she GRABS my dick and tells me to f@ck the sh*t out of her. Ok now at this point I am still thinking, cha-ching score man oh man you luck dog. Now I have to admit I don’t not have a huge 8 inch penis (sigh) instead I have just an average 6 inch long with maybe slightly thicker girth. But again as soon as I penetrated her and started pumping she went wild, thrashing around throwing her hips up to meet my thrust rolling her head back and forth. I thought to my self “you are the man” “she is totally digging me” “you are a stud”. Sounds pretty good so far right? Then the SCREAMING AND WHALING STARTED AND IT JUST GOT LOUDER AND LOUDER. She was yelling almost at the top of her lungs, and I could only think to my self, someone is going to hear, us I mean all of our friends or down stairs. Sure they know we went of to her room but knowing and HEARING or two different things. So I tried to quite her down by kissing her, well that did not work out like I thought it would, after the first kiss she realized she could taste her pussy on my face. She started licking all over my face and sucking on my lips and tongue, which was kind of nice, but then she started YELLING HOW MUCH SHE LOVED TASTING HERSELF ON ME and for me too “F@CK HER GOOD” AND TO ‘GIVE IT TOO ME HARDER” “FASTER, FASTER,FASTERFASTER”. She was yelling and screaming every dirty word I had ever heard of, it was like the seen from Porky’s with lassie in the boy’s locker room. I was so shocked and blown away I did not now what to do. Now to make matters worse the people down stairs, all our friends, the people I see and hang out with every day, start yelling at us to “knock it off’ and “to shut up in there”. They start pounding on the walls and the floor, banging on the door, thank god she had locked they door. I was so stunned I could not keep my mind on the job at hand. When I started to slack off she rolls me over and climbs on top. Again SCEARMING HOW “SHE IS GOING TO F@UCK ME SILLY” AND HOW SHE WANTS ME TO “CUM ALL OVER HER” and every other line from any porno flick you can think of. I have no idea how she could work up such a sweet from all the activity she was doing and keep on SCREAMING for so long and loud. The whole time I was laying there thinking to myself come on hurry up and get his over with, I keep trying to will my self to cum but could not do it. At 19 most guys can keep a hard-on forever well let me say it felt like for ever that night it just keep going on and on. Have you ever had had stiffy that you do not want but can’t get rid of. I tried to fake an orgasm thinking she would stop if she thought I had came, but no such luck she just stopped bouncing and started grinding on me while YELLING for ME TO “FILL HER UP”. When she realized I was still hard she begged for me to do her doggie style. I claimed I was too tired to continue and at last she climbed off. I looked at the clock and realized the whole encounter only lasted just under an hour, it sure felt like a lot longer than that. I have no idea what the hell had just happen but she sure intimidated the hell out of me. I have never felt to turned on, and yet have such apprehension and embarrassment at the same time. We continued to see each other for a while and yes she was still a ragging nympho every time, after a couple more sessions like that I could not take, and had to call things off. I really wish I could claim that I just drove her crazy where she could not control herself, but I know the truth I am not that good in bed. Hell no one is that good; she was just out on another level or something. Being with her was kind of fun but the damn SCREAMING was just too much, a total mood breaker.

[zipededoo]

I empathise OzKristin totally! When we were living in the UK we had a cat who was way too curious about sex. I don't know whether it was the smell, or the movements, but almost as soon as we'd start, they'd be a cold wet nose touching your thigh or worse, your balls! Once he'd had a good inspection, he then sat on the end of the bed and watched. We used to think he was scoring us, and was getting ready to hold up cards saying "5.8" or "5.9". We knew it was bad sex when he glanced at us, gave us a withering look, then stalked off with his score cards...

[CunningLinguist]

Hitachi,

Is this girl still around? I love screamers!

[HarleyRider6769]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
Oh yeah the leg cramps!!!!!! you're sooooo close to cuming and here they come!! damn ruins it every time! If any one knows how to get rid of them, please pm me! I try massive doses of calcium and Dmg for lactic acid buildup but it doesn't help. :( Try a Banana it's got potasium I used to lift weights dr told me it will help with cramps and it does .

[HarleyRider6769]

Ya got this girls number , sounds like my kind of babe .

[hexalite2001]

I was at my girlfriends place (she lived with her parents) and we had 6 hours to kill before she had to get to work, so rather than watch a few movies we got down to fooling around. And yes we did fill out the whole 6 hours, it was awesome.

Half way through her parents call and kill the mood for like 5 minutes. Anyways we get back down to it and then they call again 10 minutes later. So rather than kill the mood again I went up to her while she was on the phone and started to fondle her while she tried to concentrate on the conversation. It was hilarious and that's one way to improve a mood breaker!