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ChinesePussy
09-16-2003, 03:40 PM
Some of these laws may be as old as 17th century. But I think it's fun to read:

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm


"There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry."

Is this still in effect? If so, someone should buy tickets to there fast! :D
Aqua
09-16-2003, 03:48 PM
"The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones."

Do they really need to specify 'first-time rapist'? This infers there would be a possibility of a second time... I just don't see that happening.
Aqua
09-16-2003, 03:50 PM
'Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.'

I think we should bring this one back though...

*Ducks and runs for shelter immediately*
Aqua
09-16-2003, 03:53 PM
"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

Was this really a problem? What about a dead fish? :eek: :fish:
Lilith
09-16-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Aqua
'Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.'

I think we should bring this one back though...

*Ducks and runs for shelter immediately*


I do too . There are a few husbands I would certainly not deny, so I'd be safe :D
Lilith
09-16-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Aqua
"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

Was this really a problem? What about a dead fish? :eek: :fish:

What about women?
campingboy
09-16-2003, 04:37 PM
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Was this before or after the Clinton Administration?
Steph
09-16-2003, 11:25 PM
You can't have sex with porcupines in your state, Lilith! How do you cope?
divot109
09-17-2003, 12:03 AM
Living in Florida, I'm just glad we don't have that "no sex with fish" law! Damn, I'd be in real trouble.
divot109
09-17-2003, 12:04 AM
When does the next flight to Guam leave???
divot109
09-17-2003, 12:06 AM
Campingboy, Clinton only received a blowjob. Therefore, he "didn't have sex with that woman." He set precedent, so head from a stranger is no longer cheating on one's spouse.
PantyFanatic
09-17-2003, 12:11 AM
I'm only worried about the people in London having sex on a "moving" motorcycle. :eek:
BlondeCurlGirl
09-17-2003, 12:17 AM
While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.


Who thought up these punishments?? :p
shyabusa
09-17-2003, 02:28 AM
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Which head are they refering too?
dicksbro
09-17-2003, 05:13 AM
Isn't it wonderful to know that our lawmakers do such a great job protecting and providing for us? Kinda makes me feel bad for all the times I've put them down. :)
Loren
09-17-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Steph
You can't have sex with porcupines in your state, Lilith! How do you cope?

<G> on this one:

My wife does acupuncture. One of my pet names for her is porcupine. It's lucky we don't live in Florida!