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Lovediva
09-11-2003, 11:21 AM
I am going to die on September 22, 2032 at the age of 69 years old!!!

That's only 29 years away!! :eek:
I have sooo much left to do!!! :(



On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Drowning (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


When will you DIE? (http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/)

WildIrish
09-11-2003, 11:41 AM
Oh, why did I look? Now I'm going to sit around thinking about it for the next 42 years!

I'm afraid I'm expected to decend to hell on January 25, 2045 at the barely mature age of 77 years old.

I'm expected to pass on under the following circumstances:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Can anyone picture a 77 year old hairless man with an alien probe in his sphincter expiring of a heart attack while giving himself a hummer? That's me.

Steph
09-11-2003, 11:52 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 1, 2051
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

jseal
09-11-2003, 11:53 AM
Lovediva,

I can expect to die on: May 12, 2033 at the age of 80 years old.

What a burden it is to know the future!

Scarlett
09-11-2003, 12:09 PM
You can expect to die on:
July 22, 2044
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)

axe31
09-11-2003, 12:25 PM
February 7, 2049
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
just one question whats team sex and is it a Olympic sport:rolleyes:

Steph
09-11-2003, 12:41 PM
Is there something deathly wrong with this thread? I posted my stats and I see axe was the last one to post but I can only see the first two posts.

WildIrish
09-11-2003, 12:43 PM
I think it's pilot error steph.

dm383
09-11-2003, 12:56 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 14, 2013
at the age of 51 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



SHEEEEITT!!! Better make the most of things, while I'm still here!!! ;) :devil:

DM

Sugarsprinkles
09-11-2003, 01:16 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 26, 2008
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



Well, y'all better enjoy me while you can, since I've only got 5 yrs left.............;)

BlondeCurlGirl
09-11-2003, 01:26 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 4, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.

lakritze
09-11-2003, 01:51 PM
I am shedding my mortal coils on 3 September 2032 at the ripe age of 79 of atuo-erotic asphyxiation.

Lilith
09-11-2003, 02:05 PM
May 27, 2023
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)


I have always said I will die in my 50's. I've always known I was not a long termer here.

IAKaraokeGirl
09-11-2003, 02:13 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 2, 2035
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)


LMAO. I better get busy, too. :D

osuche
09-11-2003, 02:23 PM
February 2, 2059
at the age of 82 years old.


...Must be the clean living.

Irish
09-11-2003, 03:41 PM
I am supposed to die on---Sept.22,2016!
That's bad news to the people that I went to High School with!
They have already lost money,because they bet that I wouldn't
live this long!
Favorite High School Yearbook signing---"To the Devil,himself!"
Irish

darogle
09-11-2003, 04:00 PM
I'm going to die on October 4, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



GAWD, I HOPE IT'S BY AUTO-FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a way to go!! LOL

dreamgurl
09-11-2003, 05:00 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 7, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sharni
09-11-2003, 05:09 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 3, 2034
at the age of 65 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Suicide (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Scarecrow
09-11-2003, 06:18 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 2, 2032
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Electrolysis (10%)


Hopfully they will find a cure for that by then :D

Eros
09-11-2003, 09:41 PM
You can expect to die on:


August 13, 2039
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

PantyFanatic
09-11-2003, 11:19 PM
What a relief. I was sure I show up dead already.:eek:


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 14, 2018
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (6%)

osuche
09-11-2003, 11:24 PM
Glad to know you've still got some good years left, PF.

:D

Although not many, old man. :D

...All the more time for me to terrorize you!

dicksbro
09-12-2003, 04:18 AM
October 24, 2016 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)

I thought alien abduction would rank higher.

Irish, if you're upstairs ... hold the door open. PF, I'll do the same for you. :D

Akasha
09-12-2003, 04:40 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 23, 2035
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

dicksbro
09-12-2003, 04:48 AM
BTW, does this mean I can quit checking the obits each morning? :rolleyes:

Bilbo
09-12-2003, 06:39 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 18, 2036
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Grumble
09-12-2003, 07:31 AM
December 14, 2019
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Belial
09-12-2003, 08:36 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 4, 2064
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Electrolysis (24%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)

WildIrish
09-12-2003, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl


April 2, 2035
at the age of 66 years old.






How am I supposed to continue on 10 years without you?

This game sucks! ha ha

Lilith
09-12-2003, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by WildIrish
How am I supposed to continue on 10 years without you?

This game sucks! ha ha


It's the only way you can pass her post count:p

mindboxer505
09-12-2003, 09:08 AM
August 25, 2042
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Drowning (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on August 25, 2042, as you slip silently into the night.

So Party at my Dungeon the week before.......cuz I wanna go out with a blast.......Muahahahaha

Irish
09-12-2003, 09:24 AM
I think that we should be allowed,to pick our means of death!
An auto-erotic death sounds alot better than Cancer to me!
Anyone for a poll? Irish

Coaster
09-12-2003, 09:35 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 2, 2037
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (47%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


Hmmmmm.... guess I lead a boring, sedate life! I would have never guessed that my heart attack would get me before the cancer.... will most likely happen while being mauled, then get put down to end my misery. :confused:

cowgirltease
09-12-2003, 09:46 AM
November 12, 2005
at the age of 45 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

LMAO!!!!!! I knew I was living on the edge but GEEZE!!!!!!:rolleyes: Guess I better cut back a little on the wild shit.......:D

babybunny
09-12-2003, 11:18 AM
December 10, 2041
at 59 years of age... :(

Irish
09-12-2003, 11:45 AM
babybunny---I'm 59 now.You still have alot to look forward to!
Irish

Bopper
09-13-2003, 01:28 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 1, 2041
at the age of 66 years old.

sigh...66..:(

DirtyDeeds
09-15-2003, 09:13 AM
January 24, 2030
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)

IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
It's the only way you can pass her post count:p



LMAO. It *has* to be the fact that I'm so sweet...or can't eat sweets, one or the other. :D

You think he'd still have a shot at passing me, even at that????

WildIrish
09-15-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
LMAO. It *has* to be the fact that I'm so sweet...or can't eat sweets, one or the other. :D

You think he'd still have a shot at passing me, even at that????



If I average 6 posts per day for ten years (not counting weekends and vacations) I could make up the difference!

IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 09:44 AM
I knew you'd figure it up. ;) :D

WildIrish
09-15-2003, 09:59 AM
Ok, so I'm predictable. ha ha

Time to stir things up.

MilkToast
09-16-2003, 10:10 PM
hmm.... 80 years old... I can deal with that...

You can expect to die on:
August 7, 2053 at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

fun_lovin_bitch
06-18-2004, 01:48 PM
wow...why is everyone gonna die of cancer?