Nastiest Shit I Ever Put In My Mouth

[Lilith]

OMG!!!!!! I bought this toothpaste that was new here, see below. I swear it was like brushing your teeth with a mixture of shaving cream, fruit punch, and lysol. It just kept making more in my mouth....like I had gone rabid. Just wanted to pass along this consumer safety alert!!!!!






On the upside my teeth have never been cleaner:D




If you have any products you would like to warn people about please feel free to add to the list!

[darogle]

I'll second that...that crap is NASTY!!!!

[Lilith]

I could not get it rinsed out I swear it clung...and I got it on my shirt and I think it took the color out of it:o

[Steph]

Don't ever buy "herbal" deodarant. I bought some on sale at a health food store and it didn't work! It also claimed to help with menstrual cramps. Some kind of rosewater crap. It sucked.

[quisath]

Rallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllphhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omgggggggggggggg earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[dicksbro]

Thanks for the warning on the toothpaste.

[LixyChick]

We used to hike The Appalachian Trail around our parts and so we wanted to be as natural as possible....taking along things that wouldn't harm the environment.....including toothpaste. So.....without ever trying it, we bought this "all natural" toothpaste (the name escapes me now but it had "Tom" in it) and the first time I used it I thought I might puke! It was all we brought with us and so we had to use it, but I considered brushing with deer poop in lieu of having to taste the awful taste of that paste again!

When I read the title of this thread I thought you were gonna ask, what was the worst thing we ever tasted?........and I immediately thought of the time I accidently ate a ladybug! OMG! They are soooooooooooooo bitter!!!! No wonder birds don't eat them! Yuck x 1000!!!!!

[Scarlett]

I bought some of that toothpaste, but haven't opened it yet. Now I am scared to lol

[jseal]

Lilith,

Weird. You'd think they'd test market stuff like that first. Weird #2. What if they did... and the testers LIKED the taste?

[Steph]

Originally posted by LixyChick
So.....without ever trying it, we bought this "all natural" toothpaste (the name escapes me now but it had "Tom" in it) and the first time I used it I thought I might puke! It was all we brought with us and so we had to use it, but I considered brushing with deer poop in lieu of having to taste the awful taste of that paste again!

I love that toothpaste!! (Also available at health food stores :) )

[Irish]

I've never tried it,but have seen(in Drugstores)a toothpaste,with
the brand name of"Toms of Maine."I noticed it because my real first name is Tom.I imagine,it comes in different flavors.Most brand names do.Its like Colgate,Crest,etc. Irish

[lakritze]

For cleaner,whiter teeth,I use a small amount of baking soda.Kind of a neutral taste but does the trick.Also Tom's of Maine is a pretty good brand,of which I like their Anise flavour the best.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Scarlett
I bought some of that toothpaste, but haven't opened it yet. Now I am scared to lol


darogle watch;)~weg~







Scarlett you really should try it. I've been wrong before and just maybe you will think it's marvelous.( I tried to get Mr. Lil to try it all night too...:hot: )

[cowgirltease]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Oh Lilith you crack me up!!!!!!!!:D :)

[gekkogecko]

Originally posted by Lilith
OMG!!!!!! I bought this toothpaste that was new here, see below. I swear it was like brushing your teeth with a mixture of shaving cream, fruit punch, and lysol.

And is this comparasion the voice of experience?

[Cheyanne]

We saw some of that toothpaste at Wal-Mart the other day...... the one that I looked at had the flavor of mandarin oranges........(I opened it up and smelled it..... YUK!!!)

We use Sensodyne or the Listerene toothpaste.....

The foaming action that you experienced Lil was probably a combo of peroxied and baking soda..... does an excellent job of whitening, but tastes terrible.....

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Cheyanne


The foaming action that you experienced Lil was probably a combo of peroxied and baking soda..... does an excellent job of whitening, but tastes terrible.....

Unfortunately no. That was what I was expecting cause I prefer that. Huge fan of those kind of bubbles. This was the consistency of this shave foam/gel, it like expanded instead of getting fizzy, and was extrememely hard to get off/ rinse out. I swear was the most bizarre stuff!

[Cheyanne]

LOL

*Makes note to self; Do not buy the Aquafresh toothpaste*

[Irish]

My wife occasionally uses "Aquafresh"toothpaste but I don't
know what flavor.Aqua uses Aquafresh,but he uses the ass-
hole flavor!I usually use Sensodyne.Before I had some side
teeth capped,they were very sensitive& that seemed to help!
I have used it since.I'm 59,but have most of my own teeth.
Some are capped,but I have no plate,etc.I can't remember,how
long that I have been without any upper left teeth. Irish

[Scarlett]

Lilith, your reaction to it is so funny that I will have to try it out now. I only bought the trial size, thank goodness!

[skipthisone]

I couldnt even tell what the toothpaste was called...got distracted by the messy desk in the picture..lol

[Irish]

When I was in military service,at one base(Pease),we had
rooms with 3 guys to a room.There was a small sink&medicine
cabinet in each room.I got up one morning& as usual was
running late for roll call+I was still 1/2 wasted from the
previous night.I started to brush my teeth& almost puked!I
had grabbed my roommates Brylcreme by mistake.After that,
I took the time,to read the tube!Tasted horrible,but my teeth
stayed in nice order ALL day. Irish

[Lilith]

Originally posted by skipthisone
I couldnt even tell what the toothpaste was called...got distracted by the messy desk in the picture..lol

damn you!!!! I knew you would notice! Come tidy it for me...you can start underneath;)

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Irish
Aqua uses Aquafresh,but he uses the ass-
hole flavor!
LOL.. I really do use Aquafresh! :o But I haven't found the asshole flavor yet.. :rolleyes: :p I haven't tried the stuff Lilith is warning about though, and don't plan too.

[Max_theHitMan]

I´m gonna use it on my Chihuahua... I´ll bet ya she´s gonna like it :)

[Cheyanne]

rabid dog!!!!!!!

rabid dog!!!!!!!

[Lilith]

euwwwwwwww yes foaming orangey pink stuff at the mouth

[Scarlett]

I am still holding on to my trial size box, but I haven't opened it.