Aqua
08-19-2003, 12:19 PM
If you wrote the Bud Light commercials... who would you salute? You don't have to write a whole commercial script, but please feel free if you are so inclined.
I'll start...
Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"
Back up singers: Real American Heroes
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
Back up singers: Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
Announcer: When someone says something even too crude for an adult sex site, you're there to give them the boot
Back up singers: Right up the backside
Announcer: And as if there weren't already 8,743 questions asked in the forums... you can always think of one more...
Back up singers: Just gotta know
Announcer: You always manage to treat us to new stories, and pictures, oh yes, pictures...
Back up singers: Looking good now
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess, 'cause thanks to you, adults are safe from 15 year old boys posing as undersexed college cheerleaders...
Back up singers: Thank you Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
I'll start...
Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"
Back up singers: Real American Heroes
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
Back up singers: Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
Announcer: When someone says something even too crude for an adult sex site, you're there to give them the boot
Back up singers: Right up the backside
Announcer: And as if there weren't already 8,743 questions asked in the forums... you can always think of one more...
Back up singers: Just gotta know
Announcer: You always manage to treat us to new stories, and pictures, oh yes, pictures...
Back up singers: Looking good now
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess, 'cause thanks to you, adults are safe from 15 year old boys posing as undersexed college cheerleaders...
Back up singers: Thank you Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess