EVIL song thread!

[dadaist]

Okay. Lyrics are optional, but name a song you think would be completely EVIL to get stuck in someone else's head.

[I'm gonna need a minute to think about this one myself.]

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Well, It's a Small World would be a good place to start Dadaist :D

[dadaist]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

I can't find my "very best of Dr. Demento" CD, which means I loaned it to someone who didn't return it!

RANT
RAVE

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

But my nominee is:

"Fish Heads."

(To which some friends of mine and I sometimes sing "Cheese Heads." Sorry BCG. :) ).

[dadaist]

Originally posted by BlondeCurlGirl
Well, It's a Small World would be a good place to start Dadaist :D

If there was a smiley for blowing a raspberry at you.......

[gekkogecko]

When criminals in this world appear,
and break the laws that they shouold fear,
and frighten all who see or hear,
the cry goes up both far and near...

...for Underdog!
(Underdog!)
Underdog!
(Underdog!)

Speed of lightning,
Roar of thunder,
fighting all who rob or plunder,
Underdog!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Underdog
(Underdog)

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Barney Theme Song

the chorus from Shake Your Booty~KC and the Sunshine Band (My dad sings this all the time and drives me insane..)

I'm sure I'll think of more tomorrow when I'm not as tired...

[gekkogecko]

BCG:

First you wait in a line
in the sun all day,
And you're baked to a crisp,
and you can't get away.

Then we sing you this song,
That repeats all along,
and the trick is
we make you pay.

Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
It's designed to drive you nuts.

[dadaist]

One of my favorite anti-barney things was the "Baloney Bop" game on the Animaniacs Game Pack CD-ROM (which someone stole from me - sense a trend here?).
The object was to clobber Baloney the...whatever it was (yellow dinosaur?) with as many anvils as possible.

[dadaist]

How about:

"I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
Please don't take me to the pickle farm!
Yeah!"

-Brak, from the Brak album

[campingboy]

I would have to agree with BCG. After enduring the ride through Walt Disney's 'Its a small world', I felt like silence is truely golden.

[dadaist]

Originally posted by campingboy
I would have to agree with BCG. After enduring the ride through Walt Disnny's 'Its a small world', I felt like silence is truely golden.

Finally - a reason to be glad never to have been to ANY of the Disney parks.

[Uncle Silky]

*threatens dadaist with a brick-slappin* Silky no like disparaging words for to being said about Brak.

[dadaist]

Who said anything bad? Brak and Zorak are just evil to induce on someone in a way that gets it stuck in their heads. MUAHAHAHAHA.

[Steph]

I Will Always Love You - augh!

[dadaist]

Originally posted by Steph
I Will Always Love You - augh!

And how about "My Heart Will Go On?"
MUAHAHAHAHA.

[BlueSwede]

The name game! By Shirley Ellis

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game


Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :eek:

[dadaist]

Chuck chuck bo buck bonana fanna fo fuck, me my mo muck, Chuck. :P

[BlueSwede]

Dadaist <------------------:D

The worst thing about posting that damned song is that now I've got it going through MY mind for the rest of the day! :mad:

[dadaist]

How about
"They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
The're coming to take me away, ho ho!
He he, ha ha!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!"

[Belial]

I'm A Christmas Tree by Dr. Demento and Wild Man Fischer.
Paralysed by The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
Anything by Wesley Willis.

[Ozling]

Minority ~ Greenday good song but facking evil if stuck in ones head

[MilkToast]

A guy at work sings the song from those cartoon snippets that used to be on TV to teach kids stuff (I need to remember what they were called)...

Anyhow... "Conjunction Junction" is a favorite of his to get stuck into people's heads.

[lakritze]

Most any C/W songs.While on the subject,what do you get when you play a Country&Western song backwards? You get your house back,Your truck back,your wife back,your dog back.

[Nubian]

LOL...how true!

[BigBear57]

Well if I was really wanting to drive someone nutso I'd wish they'd get Achey Breaky Heart stuck in their head. If that didn't do it nothing would. I was in a bar one night and a lovely young lady kept playing it over and over... I had to finally leave... just couldn't take it even though it was nice to see her dancing to it.

[darogle]

"Jive Talkin'" by the Bee Gees....come to think of it, ANY song by the Bee Gees!

[Ananke]

The song that does not end.

[IggysGirl]

I despise this song, it makes me want to stick needles in my ear in hopes that I will never have to hear it again.

Steal My Sunshine
Len

I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning weak
Impaired my tribal lunar speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
Check, c'mere c'mere, c'mere
wow, look at her
i know
i've never seen sharon look so bad before
i did once before, but this is pretty bad
yeah, what do you think she got up to last night?
ha ha ha
well, i, karen i love you
I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feet
And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet

I know it's done for me
If you steal my sunshine
Not as some and hard to see
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping dumb and built to beat
If you steal my sunshine

My Sunshine
If you steal my sunshine

[kgb253]

Hey dadaist, try these for reasons not to go to a Disney park

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney.html

how about the tune to Grieg's "Hall of the Mountain King" espescially with nonsense rhyming slang added, can't remember the words used, and I DON'T want to.

[GingerV]

Where I grew up, one of the AM DJs heard that most clock radios go off at 6:30...so he decided to play exactly the same song at 6:30 am every morning and see how long it took folks to notice. The sort of thing you can only get away with in the middle of nowhere NM.

I was one of the 6:30 alarmers. I had Penny Lane stuck in my head for 2 weeks. Haven't been able to stand it ever since.

[BIBI]

Henry the VIII by Herman Hermits

It just gets under my skin.....and I will share it with you!

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eight I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And everyone was a Henry
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man
I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am I am
Henry the eighth I am!

H......E.....N.....R....Y

Henry Henry
Henry the eighth I am I am
Henry the eight I am

OMG what have I done to myself?????:(

[dadaist]

Originally posted by MilkToast
A guy at work sings the song from those cartoon snippets that used to be on TV to teach kids stuff (I need to remember what they were called)...

Anyhow... "Conjunction Junction" is a favorite of his to get stuck into people's heads.

Schoolhouse Rock!

The double DVD for the 30th anniversary is available from Disney (which of course, got the rights when they took over ABC a few years ago)

[dadaist]

Originally posted by BIBI
Henry the VIII by Herman Hermits

It just gets under my skin.....and I will share it with you!

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As opposed to "I've Got You Under My Skin" as done by either Stan Freberg or the Muppet Show version? (Jim Henson and Richard Hunt, I think).