ignore ignore

[drwinxp]

oops, ignore this

[denny]

So hard!!!

[gekkogecko]

Ignore what?

[Sharni]

LMAO....well that aint gonna happen :D

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by drwinxp
oops, ignore this
OK.:) Now close your eyes and DO NOT think of a white bear in the woods. ;)

[denny]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, deep.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did someone say deep?

[gekkogecko]

IAKG,
just how deep do you want it?

[Lilith]

Originally posted by gekkogecko
IAKG,
just how deep do you want it?


:o:o:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Deep enough I'll forget about this thread I'm supposed to be ignoring. :D

[Steph]

What thread?

[denny]

I've got your deep, IAKG.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have no idea what you're talking about, denny. ;)

[denny]

Ah, but you will!!

[dicksbro]

Dang. PF, did you leave that white bear in the woods that I'm thinking about? Oops.

Hee hee.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<-----------is thinking about something, but it's not a white bear. :D

[PantyFanatic]

That's good IKG. I don't want you to have that vision of a white bear in the woods in you mind.

I'm just glad I could help you not clutter you mind with a picture of a white bear in the woods.:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO @pf. :D

What *I'm* thinking of is something *much* more pleasant. ;)

[Cheyanne]

I understand that "white bears in the woods" are very rare.. ;)

[PantyFanatic]

I don't know what it is that you are thinking about besides a white bear in the woods, but it's good that you are not thinking about white bear in the woods, especially when you close your eyes.:)

[PantyFanatic]

Yes Cheyanne, a white bear in the woods is very rare. And that's why it is so easy to not picture a white bear in the woods when you close your eyes. A white bear in the woods is a vision that few of us ever have. I'm so glad I can't see a white bear in the woods when I close my eyes.:)

[Cheyanne]

Is this kinda like having a song in your head that won't go away??? :eek:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Cheyanne, I have no idea what you're talking about.

~Runs out to play, singing, "It's a Small World."~

[Cheyanne]

...........after all... its a small world after all..............


AKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!! :eek: :(

[PantyFanatic]

and in such a small world there is no room for a white bear in the woods.

I'm so happy I have never seen a white bear in the woods.

[Cheyanne]

IAKG... is this getting kinda freaky? or is it just me? :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

Freak? Did somebody order a freak?:D

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
OK.:) Now close your eyes and DO NOT think of a white bear in the woods. ;)
but the question is what the bear is doing in the woods...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Freak? Did somebody order a freak?:D


*bad disco songs now going through IAKG's head*

[hellsbells]

lol...you are all crazy

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO. But it's a *good* crazy, hellsbells.


(Psst. Wanna come join the party???) :D

[PantyFanatic]

Crazy? Did somebody call for crazy?:dizzy:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<------------breaks out into Patsy Cline.

[Cheyanne]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Luvs Patsy Cline

Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new.

Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wonderin', what in the world did I do?
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you.

Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you.

[Cheyanne]

Followed by ~

I Fall To Pieces

I Fall To Pieces Patsy Cline Lyrics
I fall to pieces each time I see you again
I fall to pieces, how can I be just your friend?

You want me to act like we've never kissed
You want me to forget, pretend we've never met
And I've tried and I've tried but I haven't yet
You walk by and I fall to pieces

I fall to pieces, each time someone speakes your name
I fall to pieces, time only adds to the flame

You tell me to find someone else to love
Someone who'll love me too, the way you used to do
But each time I go out with someone new
You walk by and I fall to pieces

(That damn white bear in the woods)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh! Here's my favorite, the one *I* usually belt out:

She's Got You Lyrics
Patsy Cline
She's Got You
Written by Hank Cochran

I've got your picture
That you gave to me
And it's signed with love
Just like it used to be
The only thing different
The only thing new
I've got your picture
She's got you

I've got the records
That we used to share
And they still sound the same
As when you were here
The only thing different
The only thing new
I've got the records
She's got you

CHORUS:
I've got your memory
Or, has it got me
I really don't know
But I know, it won't let me be

I've got your class ring
That proves you cared
And it still looks the same
As when you gave it, dear
The only thing different
The only thing new
I've got these little things
She's got you

REPEAT CHORUS

REPEAT LAST VERSE

[KingMinotaur]

ignores evrything else but for one solitary thought: I have her picture, so soft, so sweet.. I have her picture, and I silently dance to the beat...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<------------saw the white bear hiding behind the stereo.

[KingMinotaur]

ignores the white bear and runs naked through the woods

[Cheyanne]

<-------------------------------- sneaks over to the stereo, peaks around it... hmmmmmm I don't see a white bear... hmmmmmmmmmm....

[PantyFanatic]

I think he's in the woods.;)























but I don't think about it too much:rolleyes:

[Cheyanne]

Should we warn KingMinotaur????

He is running thru the woods...............




























nekkid....... hehehe :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

"Who's that I see walking through these woods?
Why, it's a white bear and Little Red Riding Hood."

<------has a mutated version of "Little Red Riding Hood" now singing through her brain.

[PantyFanatic]

Oh my oh my!:eek: It seems that the white bare, (which I do not think about), is certainly going to EAT Little Red Karaoke Hood. :bite:

What shall we do?:rolleyes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<-----looks around for the nice Ranger man. :D

[Cheyanne]

Hehehe

Lets go "bare" trappin'......

[Aqua]

<~~~~~~ Sets up a bare trap deep in the forest

[PantyFanatic]

You better not go deep into the woods. :eek:














(but I never think about that):rolleyes:

[Aqua]

I'll be vewy caweful... hehehehehe

[BIBI]

Ok now all I can picture are those old "DEEP WOODS" commercials, but I'll try to get over it! :)

[Cheyanne]

00000000000000000000000... I tot I saw a puttycat..................

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by BIBI
Ok now all I can picture are those old "DEEP WOODS" commercials, but I'll try to get over it! :)


Grabs her bottle of "OFF" in the family size. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I’m happy we can get off with, …..I mean for, the whole Pixie family.:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----giggle, giggle, giggle

[denny]

I'm gonna have to visit Iowa just to see some woods again. I'll bring myself OFF when I come, honey.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, that's right. They call those little bushes "trees" in California, if I remember correctly. ;)

[strokeplayer]

Remembers getting "off" in the bitty trees in California before coming to the Midwest. But these trees are so high off the ground!!!

[denny]

IAKG, you sound awfully familiar with those little bushes. Tell us.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

All I'm allowed to say is that they're nothing like the trees and forrests I grew up around in Kentucky. Telling you anything else would cause me to use my deadly weapons. ;)

[denny]

You've already used them on me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe in your dreams. :D :D :D

[denny]

Is this sleep? Hmmmmmmm.

[Cheyanne]

No, it is lucid dreaming.. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Apparently, very vividly. :D

[Cheyanne]

The cable connection if very good.. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Poor denny isn't here to defend himself. Maybe *we're* being ignored. :D

[Cheyanne]

But, does he need defending?? lol

[darogle]

Just try to not think of a white bear in the woods now....

[Cheyanne]

LOL

I am not thinking of a white bear in the woods........

I am thinking about very "special" clouds.

[denny]

Did I ever tell you I am a cloud maker?

[hellsbells]

I don't think you did denny

[Cheyanne]

Frantically searching the sky for what the cloud maker made... :lust:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think the cloud maker went home for the evening. :(

[Cheyanne]

Bummer.. oh well it is raining anyway.. no special clouds, they are all flat...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sunny here...but I don't see any clouds, either. :(

[darogle]

Denny's shift as cloud maker ended a little while ago. He told me to tell you that he was backlogged and was having difficulty whipping up your order. He is very sorry for the inconvenience.

However, I just cleared my orders, so may I be of service to you as cloudmaker tonight?

Since you have been so patient, please accept this cloud free of charge...courtesy of us all at Pixie's Happytime Cloud Company, Inc.

Thank you! And have a great day!

[Cheyanne]

LMAO

*picks myself up from the floor after falling out of my chair*

:lust: :lust: :lust:

[dicksbro]

:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wow! Why am *I* never that lucky to see things like that? ;)

[Cheyanne]

LOL IAKG..... I guess we don't have to scan the skys for these wonderful apparations..... dicksbro, denny and darogole will forever be on the lookout for us... :lust:

[Cobalt]

Still watching the sky, might see something interesting

[dicksbro]

At Cheyanne's request ...

I thought these formations would be especially ... uplifting?

:D

[denny]

dorogle may have my cloud maker title, he is superlative!

[Cheyanne]

I am floating on cloud 69 now! ;)

Those are soooooooooo cool dicksbro!!!

:hot:


Originally posted by dicksbro
At Cheyanne's request ...

I thought these formations would be especially ... uplifting?

:D

[Bad_Shrek]

brings a whole new meaning to the Windows background doesnt it?

[Cheyanne]

What background?

[dicksbro]

??? Unless he was thinking of using the picture as a windows background. ??? Glad you liked it, Cheyanne.

[denny]

I am ignoring all this!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Ignoring all of what, denny? ;)

[Cheyanne]

LOL.... has an endless facination for "cloud" watching now.... ;)

LOL denny!!!!!

[denny]

Clouds?

[denny]

Hello!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, hello, denny. I'm sorry. We ignored you (and this thread) for a week. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

We ignored what thread for a week??

[denny]

What?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you need something, denny?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who's Denny and what does he need? ;) :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I thought he was a Pixie. Does anyone know?

[WildIrish]

None of you are supposed to be here!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not supposed to be where?

[celticangel]

that go for me too?

[dm383]

and what about ME? Should *I* be here?

[Sugarsprinkles]

should you be where?

[denny]

Do I hear something???........hmmmmm, guess not. Ho hum, ho hum.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did you think you heard?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did someone say something?

[Salacious]

Yup....but just ignore it!

A kiss is something you cannot
give without taking and cannot
take without giving.

[denny]

Does anyone know a blond joke?

[Sharni]

Told ya it wasn't gonna happen LMAO

[dicksbro]

What ever happened to the good ol' days?

[Sharni]

we are sposed to be ignoring this thread....not asking questions LMAO

[dicksbro]

It's sure a gloomy morning here.

[Sharni]

Night here...but certainly not gloomy :D

[dicksbro]

An apple just fell off our tree.

[Sharni]

Errrrrrr...okay *L*

[dicksbro]

I think it's time to check the weather.

[Sharni]

OK

[dicksbro]

They're giving the football game forecasts for the day. :)

[denny]

Who's gonna win, Maryland or the Citadel?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Should I be interested?

[denny]

..........in what?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What was the score?

[denny]

of what?

[Sugarsprinkles]

You mean you've forgotten?

[denny]

When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's that got to do with it?? LOL

[denny]

When he would ride in the afternoon
I'd follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly

[Sugarsprinkles]

Does that have some connection to anything?

[denny]

One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

[Salacious]

Today is Observed as Fortune Cookie Day.

[dreamgurl]

hehe this is fun!

[denny]

Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly

[dreamgurl]

darn i lost that bet!

[denny]

Now he lies beneath the 'simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly"

[denny]

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
My master's gone away

[dicksbro]

What a way to wind down from the day.

[Salacious]

*burp*

[Sharni]

*fart*

[dicksbro]

gas mask

[Sugarsprinkles]

air freshener too

[Salacious]

A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

[Sugarsprinkles]

That is certainly a beautiful thought.......Thank you!

[Steph]

Very nice indeed! And in the ignore thread of all places :)

[Salacious]

Just because you can't help but not ignore it... it's probably the best place for it.

Remember this is a group of rebels at heart. Just try to deny it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

If we're rebels, does that mean we'll be ignored?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Rebels are very difficult to ignore.

[Salacious]

I think they are often sexy too! James Dean????

[Sugarsprinkles]

He never did anything for me......

[Salacious]

well then ignore it!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'll certainly try

[Salacious]

I think you can.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lots of beautiful clouds here today in Iowa...but didn't spot any penis-shaped ones on the drive home. :D

[Sharni]

Not a cloud in the sky here...so definately no shaped ones *LOL*

[Salacious]

Perfect sleeping weather here finally

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It's gorgeous here. Is this the thread to talk about the weather?

[Salacious]

nope...

but it could be

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who would let us know if it was?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Maybe the folks on The Weather Channel?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you go to the Weather Channel or weather.com?

[Steph]

weather.ca lately . . . I'm still getting used to all the channels on the satellite so I just go to the 'net.

Today is PERFECT weather for relaxing, too. It's rainy and cloudy and I'm going to enjoy it inside on the couch.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It is gorgeous here, Steph. Sunny and a high of 74 or so...low humidity...and I get to stay inside, too. :D

[WildIrish]

I just heard the musical theme from 2001, a space odessy played by...

The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG--you've got to be kidding me. What kind of radio station do you torture your secretary with? :D

[WildIrish]

Gotta love the internet. Radio@netscape

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I will have to check it out--or ignore it. :D

[WildIrish]

Don't answer that ringing phone...ignore it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have ignored my mother's calls for about two weeks now.

[Steph]

I have been doing the same thing! She interrupts me, tries to tell me how to live my life . . . it's sooooo tiring!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yep, so I'm still ignoring that phone.

[Scarlett]

I speak to my Mother every day. She is one of my best friends.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sometimes I wish my mother could still call me, and at other times, I'm relieved she's gone.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I can imagine how you would have mixed feelings.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sometimes very mixed, others not so much.

[Steph]

I would rather talk to my father. It's actually a conversation then. My mother is too much like George Costanza's mother on "Seinfeld".

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'd rather watch a hockey game.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'd rather dance in a black miniskirt. :D

[Scarlett]

I'd rather take a nice long nap.

[WildIrish]

All the weather experts are telling me to go home...I'm ignoring them. ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL.

Just as long as you don't ignore us Pixies, you'll be fine. ;)

[celticangel]

nobody could ignore a PIXIE for long!

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by celticangel
nobody could ignore a PIXIE for long!


And...

nobody could ignore a longing for a Pixie either! :D

[Steph]

I wonder why he just didn't delete this thread? Too late now!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And ignore such a great opportunity for a useless thread, Steph?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Why not just ignore it, Steph?? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can she put it out of her mind?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What do you think? Can she?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe if we leave her alone, she will. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

why would we want to do that?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have the most annoying song running through my head today.

[WildIrish]

Don't tell us what it is or it'll torture us too!

hey...ignore it! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Of course, it could be worse. It could have something to do with a big purple dinosaur.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Heaven Forbid!!! Or it could be that Small World one....how annoying!!!!!

[Salacious]

...little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks......little yellow ducks........little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks.......little yellow ducks....

wuups!

[Sugarsprinkles]

quack quack, waddle waddle

[Steph]

Woohoo! I don't know that song so I'm immune!

The bar I was at last night played "My ding-a-ling" and holy crap, I knew all the words!

[Sugarsprinkles]

They played with your ding-a-ling?????

[BigBear57]

and ignoring this would accomplish what????

[Sugarsprinkles]

Do you think it's worth checking into?

[Salacious]

I'm thirsty

[Sugarsprinkles]

So am I

[Salacious]

I need a shower

[Sugarsprinkles]

so do I

[Salacious]

:) I got mine!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Haven't had mine--yet.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I will later.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Mine was terrific--but I wished a certain someone could have joined me.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I haven't shared a shower with anyone in over a year.

[WildIrish]

Oh sure...that you won't ignore! ha ha

[Sugarsprinkles]

Especially if was with someone in particular. :D

[WildIrish]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ignore anyone in my shower! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How could you ignore someone in a shower? How big of a shower do you have?

[babybunny]

Shower heads are excellent friends too... ;) Now what were we suposed to ignore?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Neither would I. It doesn't happen often enough. Any volunteers??

[IAKaraokeGirl]

For what?

[Sugarsprinkles]

To share a shower.......

[WildIrish]

Sure, but mine isn't spacious...we might have to stand close.

[WildIrish]

Hey...I have a personal locker room here at work! I think five of us could fit at once! Who should we invite?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I hope you invite me.

[WildIrish]

Ok...that's two. We have three showerheads left.

Is everyone ignoring us? ha ha

[Sugarsprinkles]

They must not be into multiple partners. Bummer!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Invite me!

[WildIrish]

Pick a nozzle & get comfy! We're just waiting around. *note to self...look at the door every once in awhile*

[Sugarsprinkles]

Anyone else interested or is destined to be simply a three-some?

[WildIrish]

Well, as inexperienced as I am with threesomes...I can guarantee it wouldn't be simple. ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do they need to be simple? Or can we ignore the difficult parts?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Why would we want to ignore any parts???

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who needs soap? I've got some here.

[Sugarsprinkles]

And I have some parts that need special attention. What about you?

[Steph]

I'm waiting for shower time with Tyler in just a little while . . .

[Sugarsprinkles]

My sister-in-law has a Golden Retreiver named Tyler.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I used to know twins named Tyler and Taylor.

[Sugarsprinkles]

There was a ventriloquist once..........Willy Tyler and Lester.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I've never known anyone named Lester before.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What about Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think I'm showing my age here.

[denny]

That's not all.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do you mean by that? :D

[denny]

What?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Am I showing something else?

[denny]

Let's see, I'm not supposed to notice here but does jiggly ring a bell?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Whose bell are you trying to ring?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What if you don't have a bell?

[dicksbro]

Could you call the Bell Boy?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Wasn't that a Jerry Lewis movie?

[Steph]

Was it?

[WildIrish]

You could use a dinner bell.

[Sugarsprinkles]

How about if I ring your chimes?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wasn't it Anita Ward who wanted someone to ring her bell?

[WildIrish]

If I were an animal, I'd probably be a dingbat. Does that count?

[hellsbells]

I hear ringing....could it be the phone? or have I had too much wine? lol.....no, I think I banged my head on the wall, that happens occationally. Its my age you know.

What is this thread? I think I lost the plot