Couple ordered to stop squealing and groaning during sex

[Sharni]

An Italian couple have been ordered to make love more quietly after the woman's screams of ecstasy provoked complaints from neighbours.

The couple, both in their 20s, were taken to court after a family living next door grew fed up at being woken up by high pitched squeals and groaning.

The couple were originally told they must be completely silent during sex but Judge Ermanno Tristano overturned that ruling.

He relented after the husband told him: "Your honour I can't make love properly unless my wife screams. It's like having sex with a cushion."

But he warned the couple, who have not been named, they could face jail unless they make love quietly between the hours of 11pm and 7am.

The neighbours took the case to court after living next door to the couple in Treviso, northern Italy, for four years.

[Lilith]

rotflmao~ I better not move to Italy:D

[Cobalt]

Buy the nieghbor a case of ear plugs and tell him it is only because he is jelous!
My GOD man it is only nature taking its course, a little more often then some

[dicksbro]

I can just see the TV commentator describe the story as "Couple ordered to love more quietly ... pictures at 11".

Actually, the couple might have been okay if she'd just thought to yell, "Mamma Mia, that's spicey meat n balls!"

[BlondeCurlGirl]

ROFL Dicksbro :D

My second year in the dorms there were actually rules about this since I ended up on an all-girl floor...lots of people ended up doing things back at their guy's rooms because of it.

[dadaist]

Speaking of Dorms, there was a story (probably an Urban Myth) at Cary Quadrangle, the largest all-mens dorm at Purdue (and formerly one of the largest all-mens dorms in the nation, but this was before the recent renovations...).
Purdue, being a bit conservative, always had "guest hours" of something like 12 pm during the week, and 2 pm on weekends, and I seem to remember that these were the same in the 'co-ed' dorms, as well as the single sex dorms. Grad houses, Married Student Housing, and Hilltop Apartments had no such restrictions, but I digress.
Anyway, the story is told of a woman who'd stayed over at Cary with her boyfriend, and they had such REALLY loud sex that the RA (resident assistant, though Purdue has another name for them, RA is more commonly used in the States) AND Campus Police showed up and escorted the woman out of the dorm, where she was met by men lining the hallway, giving her an ovation as she left.

[mindboxer505]

took them 4 years to complain about it ? roflmao

[strokeplayer]

Four years? I wonder what would have happened if the complaining neighbor's TV had gone on the blink sooner???

[LadyCutyBi]

*Laughing, and suddenly glad she doesent live in Itali*