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dm383
07-02-2003, 03:36 PM
Saw that on a bumper sticker today..... seems like they're making a bit of a comeback, over here anyway!!


One I saw on a car, but never seen to buy, was;-

"The (car) keys are on the seat..... next to the Dobermann!"


Do you have any fun/serious/whatever bumper stickers on your car? Or one you would like to have?

DM

Vicious Tease
07-02-2003, 03:41 PM
saw one the other day ...

"Grow your own dope - Plant a man"

*whispers* sorry, fellas :lust:

Mercury_Maniac
07-02-2003, 03:55 PM
how about this one

"Honk if your Horn is broken"

or

"Yes I found him, I have Jesus in the trunk"

dadaist
07-02-2003, 09:17 PM
Wait, I have IT (Information Technology) every night...and every day...
oh not what you meant?

[edit: there are two Apple logo stickers in the back side windows of my car, and a Chicago Tribune American Flag cling decal on the driver side rear window, no bumper stickers. I've got a Linux Shark (looks like those Christian fish things, but with a shark fin (Linus Torvalds is from Finland, get it?) and LINUX through the body of the 'shark') but it's currently on a bookshelf...]

Vicious Tease
07-02-2003, 09:23 PM
btw, the only bumber sticker on my car says "Don't be jealous" ... you'd have to see my car to understand how rediculously funny that is.

jennaflower
07-02-2003, 09:27 PM
Zero to BITCH is 6 seconds :)

Scarlett
07-02-2003, 09:52 PM
I always liked the one that said "Don't Follow me, I'm Lost."
The only thing I actually have on my car is a parking permit sticker for school.

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:36 PM
Honk if the twins fall out

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:38 PM
Caution: I swerve and hit people at random:D

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:40 PM
:D Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading:D

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:42 PM
:D Cover me. I'm changing lanes:D

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:44 PM
Your village called; They want their idiot back.:D :D

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:46 PM
U R Sofa King We todd did

Goddess_X
07-02-2003, 10:51 PM
I don't have bumper stickers, but I collect helmet stickers at all the Biker events I attend.

My favorite:

I wouldn't fuck you for Practice.

cowgirltease
07-02-2003, 10:54 PM
LOL! Goddess

Mercury_Maniac
07-02-2003, 11:46 PM
i like this one, but i can't put it on my car cause it doesn't apply


"My other car is a piece of shit too!"

LixyChick
07-03-2003, 05:21 AM
All time personal fave.........Grass, gas or ass! No one rides for free!

~~~~OR~~~~

If you get any closer.................lick me!

*I dare not put any on the truck......hubby would kill me!*

FussyPucker
07-03-2003, 06:16 AM
I've always wanted to see
"If you're close enough to read this you better be using lube!!"

FussyPucker
07-03-2003, 06:18 AM
If you get any closer.................lick me! Lixy baby you should always wear a badge that says that !!! *licks....nibble, suck, lick, slurp.....hehehe oooooooops slipped*

dm383
07-03-2003, 02:59 PM
Saw this on the back of a 16-ton flatbed truck this morning....


"TOO CLOSE!

or do you really WANT
to test your airbag?!?"



Needless to say, I kept back!!

DM

BigBear57
07-03-2003, 03:17 PM
How about:



HONK
if you really want me to jam my fucking brakes!

Bardog
07-03-2003, 04:36 PM
I saw this one this today

CAUTION:
Don't follow to close
Driver chews tobacco

rabbit
07-04-2003, 02:14 PM
Two I wish I had:

Don't blame me, I voted for Bush/Quayle.

Don't blame me, I voted for Dole/Kemp.


...sorry Lil... :p


rabbit

Loulabelle
07-06-2003, 02:53 AM
A car I see regularly has a sticker that I think is great:

"Back off, I'm a Goddess!"


As for me, I don't have any bumper stickers on my car...hell I'd settle for an engine that worked, right now. :(

Giles
07-06-2003, 09:07 PM
My favorite of all time (so far)...

"He's dead, Jim! You get his communicator, I'll get his wallet!"

Sugarsprinkles
09-12-2003, 03:31 PM
***BUMP ***

WildIrish
09-12-2003, 03:38 PM
Good bump, SS.

"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"

"I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine"

osuche
09-12-2003, 05:06 PM
I have this one up on my fridge...

:God is coming. Look busy."