View Full Version : A Brave Chinese woman
ChinesePussy
07-02-2003, 02:06 PM
look how brave she is
gekkogecko
07-02-2003, 05:38 PM
Think of how brave that tiger's being, after all, people who sit on tigers are likely to do the tigers a lot of damage.
dicksbro
07-02-2003, 06:56 PM
Think how brave the photographer is. He/she is standing in front. :)
Steph
07-02-2003, 11:47 PM
That poor tiger :(
Uncle Silky
07-03-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Steph
That poor tiger :(
chances are, that tiger was raised in captivity. if so, he's doin better than the rest of his kind that're in the wild. they're called 'endangered' for a reason. now, as for it havin to pose for pictures with dumbfucks on it back, yeah, i sympathize. it's a tiger, not a goddamn see-saw.
...why the fuck's it called a see-saw?
...for that matter, why do they call it a ferris wheel...?
...and if i were the head of marketing for a state fair, i'd rename it a 'state good-to-great'. why would you wanna go to an average festival? gotta make it pop fo' da peoples.
*looks around* a-yup...
Glyndwr
07-03-2003, 04:18 AM
Hi Chinese Pussy
You are correct, the woman is being extremely brave. You see she has a very bad case of 'Tiger Haemorrhoids'. It is a condition rarely captured on camera and this poor woman seems to have the full blown Bengal variety. There is no known cure and surgery to have the Tiger removed from her arse can be dangerous. There are special trousers which can be purchased to help disguise the problem.
For anyone with a sympathetic soul I will be setting up a charitable retreat for sufferers of this condition, so if you'd like to send me any cash donations........... :D
GusAspar
07-03-2003, 04:41 AM
OK, folks, I'm opening the book now, what odds are we offering on the police getting to Glyndwr before the guys in the white coats...?
Oldfart
07-03-2003, 08:43 AM
Yes, we have some of that there oriental stuff here too.
Only instead of TigerBum, we spell it Balm.
quisath
07-03-2003, 11:16 AM
That's an Animatronic Tiger and the lady is a Midget..................No need to over-react. :)
Tipper
07-03-2003, 05:22 PM
makes me think of the movie I just watched....'Red Dragon'....where the killer takes his girl friend to feel the Tiger (she's blind) and as she's touching it, she wraps her hand around it's cock and feel his power......I found it a very erotic scene.
Uncle Silky
07-03-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Tipper
and as she's touching it, she wraps her hand around it's cock and feel his power......
*arches eyebrow* ...musta missed that part.
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