Sexual Replacement.

[skipthisone]

Was just thinking about this earlier in talking with a friend.

If you cannot get sex and you are not online...What do you do as a replacement???

[Steph]

Read erotica!

[Lilith]

Masturbate...listening to a few recordings I have;)

[dicksbro]

Think erotic thoughts or read ... and masturbate. :)

Probably good for us to have to "rough it" some times. :D

[Loulabelle]

I sit quietly with my needlework and think pure thoughts........

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
I sit quietly with my needlework and think pure thoughts........

Yeah and I cover my tented boxers with a Yarmukle and sing gospel songs...

[Sharni]

Use the store of ummm errrr educational stuff i have on my hard drive :D
Or read my educational books :D

[flutelady]

Well, I have yet to say no to a banana and my bullet.

[Goddess_X]

Skip, Honey...hate to be the bearer of bad news... but your putting the Yarmukle on the wrong head :D

write or read erotica or maybe bubblebath with thoughts of a recent close encounter. If that isn't workin for me, I can never test the batteries on my favorite toys often enough ;)

Seems we're all on the same pages here.

[Eros]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
I sit quietly with my needlework and think pure thoughts........


Ummm...why do I find that hard to believe?? ;)


I sleep..lol.

[rabbit]

If it is first thing in the morning, take a shower with Mr Hand.

Otherwise, chew gum and play golf.... :p


rabbit

[BlueSwede]

Just do the usual...masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.

[Lilith]

Call tech support:spin:

[speedy]

will they clean my line

[Passion Please]

Let my mind work overtime in fantasyland..

Read or write a new story....

Cell phones are fun toys too.. for an erotic call....

[Vicious Tease]

write a new story ... or make a phone call .... :lust:

[Oldfart]

Sit quietly and wait for salvation.

[Vigil]

In days of old
when men were bold
and women weren't invented

We stuck our cocks
between two rocks
and went away contented

[Prophet Reality]

Goddess X I owuld love to read some of your erotica... is there any posted here?

[Nuelaan]

Originally posted by Lilith
Call tech support:spin:

Customer: Hello, I'm haveing trouble getting my erotica site to work, can you help me?
tech support: Maybe, I can talk dirty to you.

[RandyGal]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Yeah and I cover my tented boxers with a Yarmukle and sing gospel songs...



Personally, I while away my time thinking about men with tented boxers and funny hats wooing me with gospel music.

Funny, somehow it makes me giggle...which is obviously opposite the goal I had in mind.