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skipthisone
06-20-2003, 03:20 PM
The Barber Shop

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands
directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "I know. Someday I'm gonna get boobs, too."
Lilith
06-20-2003, 03:22 PM
rotfpmpl
GingerV
06-20-2003, 03:23 PM
OK, that's funny.

Thanks for the giggle!
Scarlett
06-20-2003, 03:34 PM
LOL
skipthisone
06-20-2003, 03:38 PM
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Sharni
06-20-2003, 04:33 PM
LMFAO
LixyChick
06-20-2003, 10:35 PM
Ba Da Bump!

PMPLMFAO!
Grumble
06-21-2003, 03:06 AM
precious loved them still smiling
Steph
06-21-2003, 03:10 AM
Sick, sick, sick

I love it!
Incubus255
06-22-2003, 02:57 AM
lol great jokes, man I gotta tell the guys those tommorow, lol

Those damn Twinkies now come chocolate covered, how freakin wrong is that!

YOU SILLY FOOL DON"T YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT HURT A TWINKY! - Apu
dicksbro
06-24-2003, 04:11 AM
LOL! :D
hellsbells
06-24-2003, 06:15 AM
Very droll. LMAO
skipthisone
06-24-2003, 06:22 AM
Is droll a good thing????
hellsbells
06-24-2003, 06:14 PM
Indeed it is skip....is it just a Brit word??
hellsbells
06-24-2003, 06:24 PM
Ok...here's a schoolroom joke for you.

A new teacher stated at infants school, she said to the class. "hello children my name is Miss Franny, and as a little test, the first one to remember my name tomorrow can have a prize"

Well little Jimmy wanted the prize, so all the rest of the day he was chanting..." don't forget the 'R'..... don't for the 'R'.....don't forget the 'R'" over and over he kept saying it to himself, so as not to forget.

The next day arrived and she said to the class. " Ok children, who can remember my name?"

Little Jimmy's hand went straight in the air. " I know miss...me miss...I know" frantic to be picked.

" Ok Jimmy " said the teacher " what is it?"

"Miss Crunt" miss said Jimmy
Eros
06-25-2003, 12:23 PM
A teacher tells her class to bring something exciting the next day to class for show and tell.

The next day, one little boy comes up to the front of the class and makes a small white dot on the chalkboard with the chalk.

"That is a period," he says.

"What's so exciting about a period?" asks the teacher.

The little boy replies, "Well this morning my 17-year old sister was missing one. When they found out, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart-attack, and our next-door-neighbor shot himself!"
Goddess_X
06-25-2003, 12:53 PM
improper punctuation can be so deadly.

lol cure one Eros.