Good News, Bad news

[kleclere]

The good news is some people can see that it is twisted.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that some people have none.

[kleclere]

The good news is that people must have something.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that some people don’t realize what they have before it’s too late.

[kleclere]

The good news is there is always communication.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that sometimes that isn’t enough

[kleclere]

The good news is if it is worth saving you will.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that saving takes a long time.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, that instead of savign, you can score a goal.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we sometimes set our goals too high and can get discouraged before they're reached.

[kleclere]

The good news is goals are only one mark you can reach. There are always other options too.

[jennaflower]

Bad news~ too many options can be overwhelming

[kleclere]

The good news is if you don't let it overwhelm you it won't.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that it’s hard not to let it.

[kleclere]

The good news is time has a way of fixing things.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, your time may have come.

[kleclere]

The good news is as long as you have lead a good life.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that a good life isn’t always a possibility.

[kleclere]

The good news is it can always get better.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that I don’t have the energy

[kleclere]

The good news is the have drinks for that.

[jennaflower]

Bad news is they are addictive.

[kleclere]

The good news is sometime addiction can be good for you.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is it's usually not.

[kleclere]

The good news is depends on the addiction, such as Ice Cream.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that most are bad.

[kleclere]

The good news is everything in life is mostly bad for you.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, if it kills you, you won't be around to enjoy the good things in live.

[kleclere]

The good news is what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that it hurts like hell.

[kleclere]

The good news is you can always shoot them.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that you’d have to clean up the mess.

[kleclere]

The good news is they have people for that.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that some stains are hard to get out

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you could always use an abbatoir.

[kleclere]

The bad news is sometimes you can't use it.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, that may become irrelevant.

[kleclere]

The bad news is nothing is irrelevant.

[dicksbro]

The good news is if nobody cares.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, if nobody cares, then nobody pays attention.

[kleclere]

The good news is sometime it is nice if no one pays attention.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that it then goes unnoticed

[kleclere]

The good news is that being unnoticed there is less expected.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[kleclere]

The good news is that is the past and hopefully to not be repeated.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that history tends to repeat itself.

[kleclere]

The good news is if history is taught we can keep from repeating it.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that most people don’t pay attention.

[kleclere]

The good news is you can put on the national news and people will believe it.

[grotochp]

The bad news is all that is seen is not what it seems and it's all a grand illusion.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that I have hopes that sometimes that's not true.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, some people in power choose the dangerous illusions.

[kleclere]

The good news is that not all people are not mindless sheep.

[jennaflower]

The bad news is that the sheep are intolerant.

[kleclere]

The good news is sheep can be culled.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, I've had to do that, in the literal sense with literal sheep.

[kleclere]

The good news is without sheep the politicians would be lost.

[grotochp]

It's time to cull the ones need to be culled but no one has the balls to cull so all that is left is for Rapture a Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars/

[kleclere]

The good news is the man from mars has stopped eating bars he is eating cars.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the supply of Mars Bars is dwindling.

[dicksbro]

The good news (?) is that there are three probes on the way to Mars and maybe one will bring some back. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, there's plenty of time for all three to fail.

[kleclere]

The good news is it makes better odds for not failing.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, there are still whack jobs who deny the science involved in these missions.

[kleclere]

The good news is there will always be whack jobs , but they can be shown the truth.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, truth doesn't always set you free.

[kleclere]

The good news is that the truth may not set you free but everyone is a slave to something.

[dicksbro]

The bad news may be that you're right. :)

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can try for enlightenment.

[kleclere]

The bad news is for reaching enlightenment you have to turn on a light.

[grotochp]

The Good News is when IT is turned on you become enlighten to vast pleasures that are limitless.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, that usually means you're already dead.

[kleclere]

The good news is that limitless enlightenment doesn't totally mean you are dead.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is once you are enlightened, you can't un-enlighten, even if you want to.

[kleclere]

The good news is that many people will want to be around you once you are.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, they'll never leave you alone.

[kleclere]

The good news is you can try to put them on a no call list.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, they'll follow you around in public places.

[kleclere]

The good news is if you are good at hide and seek you can lose them.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, stalkers. Stalkers are always bad news.

[kleclere]

The good news is you can get them restrained.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, that might not be their kink,.

[kleclere]

The good news is you only have to ask if it is their kink.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, not everyone respect's everyone's boundaries.

[kleclere]

The good news is that stronger boundaries can be used.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the measures necessary to enforce those boundaries.

Wait, that might be the good news.

[kleclere]

The good news is until they defund the cops you can still get ahold of them.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, 'the cops' haven't been defunded yet.

[kleclere]

The good news is they are still out there protecting us.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that if they're defunded, who would you call when you have an emergency?

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, emergency services can be funded separately.

[kleclere]

The bad news is sometimes they are funded by people like you and I.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, we still have readily available food.

[dicksbro]

The bad news would be if like Portland, we had "MONTHS" of protesting RIOTS going on. Getting more food might become life threatening.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the need for bow ties has decreased in our culture.

[kleclere]

The bad mews is there are still people who wear them still.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, ther eare other forms of formal wear.

[kleclere]

The bad news is some people still like to live in the past.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, some of those people are living history buffs.

[kleclere]

The bad news is that they say fashion trends repeat themselves.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that often applies mainly to ladies hemlines (less so for men's fashions)

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, men's fashions no longer include swords.

[kleclere]

The good news is that is may come in fashions again.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that fashions are fickle things.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, "the pen is mightier than the sword."

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that in at least the short term, the sword can sure do a lot of damage.

[kleclere]

The good news is more people will listen to you with a sword until the police come.

[grotochp]

The Bad News is the Lady in the lake has the Sword.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that at least she's pretty!

[kleclere]

The bad news is only King Arthur can get it from her.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that I found a way. You print the picture, take scissors, and begin cutting around the sword .... well, you get the idea. :D

[kleclere]

The bad news is that doesn't make you king of England.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that wasn't in my plans anyway. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, if you have to be King of England anyway.

[kleclere]

The good news is you couldn't be any worst than Prince Charles.

[dicksbro]

The bad news there's always the first time.

[gekkogecko]

The fair winds blowin' yer way say ya can always be free from the lords.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that sometimes that doesn't happen.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, spending time with those who don't oppress you.

[kleclere]

The bad news is sometimes people just get on your nerves. :truce:

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is you eventually learn in life not to give a shit about them.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is when they start paying attention to you.

[kleclere]

The good news is they don't have to pay attention to you.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is when you're forced to pay attention to them.

[kleclere]

The good news is don't have many of them holding guns to our heads.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, things can always get worse.

[kleclere]

The good news is we can always trust in Murphy's law.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is ... you might be right. :yikes:

[kleclere]

The good news is it is a constant.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, if you ignore constants in the equation, you get the wrong result.

[dicksbro]

The good news could be when the perceived "wrong" result ends up being the "best" thing that could have happened.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, that's rare in the extreme.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we can always hope that the best result will occur.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that often the best is still pretty shitty.

[kleclere]

The good news is there is still Murphy's law.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, Murphy's law is real.

[kleclere]

The good news is of course it is real.

[gekkogecko]

the bad news is, it is also surreal.

[dicksbro]

The good news is it doesn't play a role in our lives most of the time.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, what you don't know can still hurt you.

[kleclere]

The good news is life will still go on regardless.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news your life won't.

[kleclere]

The good news is as with taxes it is a fore gone conclusion.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I hadn't been aware of that ^^^^.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you still have the life you do have.

[kleclere]

The bad news is you never know how long that might be.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can plan for the future, but live in the now.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that too much of the 'now' seems to be bad news.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that "now", you could be munching on a handful of hazelnuts, if you want.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I don't have any. (But I do have cashews! :D)

[gekkogecko]

bless you.

The good news is, the world is full of nuts.

[kleclere]

The bad news is there are nut free zones.

[gekkogecko]

That's good news, if you're allergic to nuts.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that there seems to be a lot of people allergic to peanuts ... something that as a kid I don't think I ever heard of.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, there are many other foods one could nom.

[kleclere]

The bad news is so many options to choose from.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you don't really have to try fugu.

[kleclere]

The bad news is it may not always be an option.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you can always say, "No."

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, there are other toxic foods out there.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that if you shop at reputable stores or other places and if you follow directions on labels, you'll probably be safe.

[kleclere]

The bad news is you can never be to safe.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, neither will the evil-doers.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that they (evil-doers) seem to be multiplying prolifically.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, so are the good guys.

[kleclere]

The bad news is we can't define good guys or bad guys.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can define yourself.

[kleclere]

The bad news is everyone has there own definition.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, ...
...
...
vague

[dicksbro]

The bad news always seems to multiple when there's an election around the bend.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, that will soon be over. Until the next time.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that they'll be begging for more money as soon as this one is over.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can send their emails directly to the trash.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that there's so much trash already. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, this kind doesn't generate actual trash.

[kleclere]

The bad news is it may still keep on your drive.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is: you have reached the end of the internet. Now, go outside and play!

[kleclere]

The bad news is there isn't an end to the internet yet.

[dicksbro]

The good news is we can always hope. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, that's what one has to resort to on a stormy day.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that even stormy days will come to an end.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the damaging storms are becoming more common.

[kleclere]

The good news is the sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is the approaching winter might make that a little more rare over the next few months.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the planet will still be here, even if we make it uninhabitable for humans.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that seems to be the current trend. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the next species may be more intelligent, and learn from our mistakes.

[kleclere]

The bad news is we may never know what may happen.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, if we don't know, we won't have to worry about it.

[kleclere]

The bad news is that some people will worry no matter what.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the rest of us can benefit from their worrying.

[Winston77]

The bad news is most don't know worrying is a waste of time.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, there are more pleasant ways to waste time.

[kleclere]

The bad news is goofing around at work is frowned on.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, it doesn't have to be at work.

[kleclere]

The bad news is sometimes it is frowned on even outside of work.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can blow off the grayfaces.

[kleclere]

The bad news is blowing off somethings isn't good.

[Winston77]

The good news is getting off being blown could be a good thing.

[dicksbro]

The bad news would be if I didn't agree with Winston. :)

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, there are many things one can do by blowing.

[kleclere]

The bad news is most of them we can never get enough of good things.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can make what you can with what you have.

[kleclere]

The bad news is that sometimes you want or need more.

[dicksbro]

The good news is there are lots of things that can often satisfy.

[kleclere]

The bad news is not everything satisfies.

[dicksbro]

The good news is if more things do than don't.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is leaving your partner unsatisfied.

[kleclere]

The good news is you can always make it up to them later repeatedly.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that you may be wearing them out.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, nither of you is wearing clown make-up.

[dicksbro]

The bad news would be if we were. It'd make us the laughing stock. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, there rare things far more absurd to laugh at.

[kleclere]

The bad news is some people will laugh regardless.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that maybe most won't.

[kleclere]

The bad news is no one can be truly sure.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.

*THEN* it's pointing and laughing!

[kleclere]

The bad news is it may happen more than we know.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we can hope that it doesn't.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is when instead of just the eye, someone loses the whole head.

[dicksbro]

The good news would be if we're talking about sexual climax and ejaculation.

[kleclere]

The bad news is you really don't lose it all.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, some people have truly lost it.

[kleclere]

The bad news is sometimes we don't know when we have lost it.

[Winston77]

The good news is IT will be found

[dicksbro]

Do we know when?

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, it may be never.

[Winston77]

The good news is never is on the 12th

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is if the 12th never comes.

[kleclere]

The good news is it will make the months shorter.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that hourly workers would probably get a cut in pay.

[txgrneyes]

The Good News Is We Might Have A White Christmas.

[kleclere]

The bad news is some of us would enjoy half a white christmas.

[dicksbro]

The good(?) news is that there's still about four weeks till we're likely to know where there will be or won't be snow for Christmas.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news, we'
re more likely to get mud & slush.

[kleclere]

The good news is some people would like that.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, there are those who use the mud to sling at each other.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that if it's running they may not throw the mud very well and miss.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, if they miss, they might very well hit you.

[kleclere]

The good news is that mud is suppose to be good for the completion.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the mud is usually smelly.

[txgrneyes]

The Good News Is That Cleaning Up After Playing In The Mud Can Be Really Fun If Done Right With Someone Else

[dicksbro]

The bad news is there's no one around to be a part of the clean-up. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is watching people clean themselves after mud-wrestling.

[kleclere]

The bad news is it maybe put on video.

[dicksbro]

The good news is if you get to watch it. :)

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is when the recording is corrupted.

[kleclere]

The good news is if it is corrupted they can't prove it was you.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that may not be true if someone made a video of you doing it. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, maybe you can corrupt that video.