I need a neighbor

[airhog]

Must not mind being stared at. Must like to keep the blinds open. Must enjoy walking around the house nude at night with the lights on.


:D

[txgrneyes]

Well, sounds like a good thing...but your in Oklahoma....I am in Texas...I have a neighbor but he hasn't been over in a while...might need to replace him.

[Dartanian]

LMAO airhog... you really did do it!!!!!

[fzzy]

You may want to stick a few more descriptives in there .... otherwise, you could end up with "ugly naked guy!!!" :D

[grotochp]

airhog you brought some memorys back to when i was a security guard and worked grave yard shift. I had two houses who had single women who i chatted to once in a while and the first lady asked me to make extra patrols as she just broke up with her boyfriend. so i did when i walked by her patio since this was an apartment complex she had the lights off i walked bye the light came on startelled me so i looked she smile and then proceeded to take her robe off and strip i was a young and just froze and looked i reached down and scratched the itch lol and she laughed and turned the light out and that was the last i saw of her. The manager the next day came up to me and ask if everything was ok i told her what happen as i didnt want to lose my job she then said if that happens again to come and get her no matter the time. so sure as shit the next weekend i walked by and the same lady did another strip tease and i was hard as rock. so being the good security guard i went and got the manager. I knocked on the door and she answered in a robe as it was only 11pm she asked me in to wait until she could change and we would go over to confort the stripper. Well i am sitting in the living room and she starts talking to me asking if the stripper had a nice body i said yes she then asked if i was hard and horny when i was looking. I said excuse i didnt hear what you said at that point she came out of the her bedroom in the doorway naked and said do you like my strip show well she said she was horny and well we took care of business what great neighbors i wish you luck in finding one like those two.

[Lilith]

oooooo you can have my "scary neighbor boy".