donkey punch!!

[jtaylor]

the guys and i were hanging around chating, being guys...and there was mention of donkey punch and jelly doughnuts..anybody else got any funny..sexual phrases?

[skipthisone]

Donkey punch...????? new one by me

When one of my college buddies (or me for that matter) would bring home someone he never would sober we would call her a "Cracker"....

...Good enough to eat, but after you eat her you cant whistle at her....

Cruel young boy I was...i know.

[Sharni]

Well said Casper...anyway on with the show

Angry Dragon *LMAO*

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

[Sharni]

The Bronco

You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

[Sharni]

The Moped

A chick/guy that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.

[Sharni]

Stranger On The Rocks

Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.

[Casperr]

LOL @ Bronco and Stranger on the Rocks!!


I gotta try Stranger one day.... lol!

CasperTG