Stop talking and stick it in my Ass!!

[skipthisone]

Heard this one last weekend...Ah the wonderful dialogue of porn....

Have any favorite porn lines you would like to share??

[FussyPucker]

You just knew I had to reply to this one !!!

*in best German accent although not typing in German* "oooh yar ist goooood" gotta love those foreign imports :D:D

"mmmmmmmm ooooo yeah spit on my arse hole you dirty bitch"

"Pull it out I want to lick my shit of your cock"

and finaly form those odd Dutch films I've managed to see where there's commentry dubbed over the action !!

"You can tell by her face she is loving this"

[Lilith]

"you so nasssssssssss-ty" said in my best Rocco Italian sexy impression~Anal Stoies 1-381746782823564865 lol


There is a spanking scene in #6 makes me damp just thinking about it:o :spin:

[WildIrish]

Lesbian scene where one lady is bent over the back of a couch with the other standing behind her. The lady bent over hollers "oooh yeah, fuck my ass with your nipple. Yeah, stick it all the way in".

All the way in?

My wife and I still say that to each other. Always gets a chuckle.

[Aqua]

One girl to a girl wearing a strap-on...

"Ram that cock in my pussy pleeeease. I believe I said RAM!"

[LixyChick]

She to him: "Smack my ass.....oh yeah....smack me with authority".

He to her: I'll ram you so hard you won't need a smack......who's your daddy"?


*****To Whom It May Concern: *When I ask to be spanked, don't ever ask me, "Who's your daddy"?!!!!!!!!!*****

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[gekkogecko]

Was watching an episode of Mad TV when they put on a skit paradoy of "Wizard of Oz".

In the skit, Dorothy met yet another person on the road, and eventually he took her behind the bushes, and she was shouting "Oh, I don't ever want to go hojme", while he was shouting "Who's the wizard? Who's the wizard?"

[Lilith]

LOL......gekkogecko did you see it when they did a parody of the Moses movies with some playing Prince, "Now that's what I call a burning bush" and then he "parted" a chicks legs. OMG so damn funny!!!

[Casperr]

Originally posted by WildIrish
The lady bent over hollers "oooh yeah, fuck my ass with your nipple. Yeah, stick it all the way in".

LOL!!!

That's awesome!!!

CasperTG

[dicksbro]

Watched an ol' x-rated film one time and the gal, in frustration over the guy seemingly not able to get an erection, said, "Could somebody get me a carrot?" :D :D

[rabbit]

I believe my all time favorite is "Bitch, I'm ready to fuck now".

rabbit

[Booger]

there's dialogue in porn I knew I was missing something

[rtctfield]

From an oldie called "Sinful Six-way," a well-endowed African-American man tells a petite white blonde, "I'm going to take a ride through Uranus." She says, "How are you going to get up there?" He says, "I'm not talking about the planet, shuga, I'm talking about that ass of yours."

Simply classic.

[White Noise]

Who's ya daddy is a classic but I don't think I'd ever use it. *LOL* This isn't from a porno - that I'm aware of - but more a play on dialogue from that great cult flick 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

"Ok you hard fuckers, let's fuck hard"

[airhog]

Spit on my pussy

[Aqua]

"Bugger my hole you old bastard"

Soemthing like that anyway... :p

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Aqua
"Bugger my hole you old bastard"

Something like that anyway... :p


I've been gone for days and i sign on and this is what I see......damn I miss you guys....and Aqua Bend over Big Daddy.

[skipthisone]

I love it when my threads come back to life

*tears*

[imaginewithme]

This is too funny

[cowgirltease]

Originally posted by airhog
Spit on my pussy

Ummmmmm yeah........ That's my fave!;)

[CunningLinguist]

There is a series done by Jake Steed called Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks. The vidcaps looked so hot so I ordered it off of the web only to find out that the movie features Jake Steed Growling "MONSTERS!" every 30 seconds and him rambling in a whiny voice imitating a pussy or an asshole of a white girl protesting.

It killed the erection, but made us all roll over laughing.

[jentheredhead]

roflmao, i need to watch more porn

[imaginewithme]

Ok, whatever you wanna say to me..just say it and do it! Especially today!!!! :devil:

[kitkate]

In the worst english ever spoken: "You do for me, I do for you!" while a small, italian chick sucked on a half limp, nasty hairy cock.

or...

after a lesbian threesome, the director (or someone male) askes the girls what they'll do next...one girl replies "I'm going to disneyworld!". The directors response?

"You can't say that! Its copyright!"

[Steph]

"I think I strained my penis" - patient to nurse :rollseyes:

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Steph
"I think I strained my penis" - patient to nurse :rollseyes:

That one stars WI....or so I heard:p

[WildIrish]

I don't ever strain my penis.



Mrs. WI likes extra pulp! :D

[Mackenzie]

ok......this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a christmas porn with an elf that comes down the chimney and gives a girl a vibrater for christmas, as you can imagine they get it on and then she asked to do it again and he says (and I quote)
"Christmas only cums once a year......BITCH"

Never have I lauged so hard in my life!!

[Mackenzie]

Originally posted by WildIrish
I don't ever strain my penis.



Mrs. WI likes extra pulp! :D

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[nikki1979]

omg yall r kiling me i ever laughed so hard!!!!

nikki

[skyler_m]

Mackenzie - I saw that one. Made me laugh quite hard.

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a porn movie isn't a quote. It's a movie called Cagney and Stacey (yes, a good 80s spin about 2 female investigators). This woman is riding a guy reverse cowboy with the camera looking at her front. As she starts to ride him, she looks down and picks a piece of lint (or something) from between his ass cheeks. classy... :D

[skipthisone]

Gotta brush out that ass before you shoot, geeez

[Horny24/7]

2 that crack me up are:

From a porno movie" Girl to a guy"
"Fuck my dirty shithole"

From the movie Bad Santa: Guy to girl:
"When I'm done with you, you won't shit right for a week."

[monocrow]

I gotta say, my favorite is not a particular line, but the question:

"Do you like that?"

And the answer, even when EVERY indication is that it is completely false, is always:

"Ooooooo Yeah!"

:::sigh::: where's the honesty in porn these days? :)

[Wicked Wanda]

I haven't seen much porn I am afraid, so most of what I remember hearing is just ohhs and ahhs and stuff... but for some reason I do remember a scene with naked woman with a specatcular body standing in front of a group of men asking "does anyone want to fuck me?"

It just seemed so silly!!!! I mean, unless they were hardcore gay, or eunuchs...


Wanda

[osuche]

I love it when my threads come back to life

*tears*

*shrugs*


Time for a bump

[cowgirltease]

Funny that's the same thing I said to Darogle last nite. "stop talking and stick it in my ass" :D

[cherrypie7788]

<<never has to tell fiance to stop talking and stick it in her ass :D :D lol

[sodaklostsoul]

Is it coffee time yet?

[imaginewithme]

oh yeah nothing better!