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Jake18
05-16-2003, 06:48 AM
I've spent a month in jail for getting caught with pot, and it'll be a month I won't soon forget! the stories you hear about guys fucking each other are all true, did I get fucked ?? No, but what I did to prevent it was pretty bad to. basiclly what I did was make a deal with the biggest guys, I would have them come in my cell one at a time and I would lay them on my bed with a porno mag unzip thier pants and jerk them off with a condom on. yes I did this every day for a hole month. The last night I was there I did something a little diffrent and I'm not to proud of it now that I'm out. I had the last guy come in my room and he got undressed and laid on my bed hard and ready to go, I don't know why but I got undressed and laid next to him, as I was jerking him off with my right hand I started jerking myself-off with my left hand, no condoms for the first time just my hand on his bare cock!! About ten minutes later he came all over my hand this was the first time I actually felt another mans hot cum!!! He just laid there as I kept beating-off harder and harder, when I finally came I came harder then ever before!!!!! Weird ha:rolleyes:
kali69
05-16-2003, 06:59 AM
WOW for some reason your story turns me on, the thought of two guys laying in a bed and one jerking both off and you feeling his cum on your hands then you cuming hard!! I've never been in to gay guys not that your gay but that was a hot story!!!! By the way who's cock was bigger!!!!!!!
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 07:06 AM
kali - yeah I know what you mean......straight guys doing stuff to each other has always been a turn on for me.
kali69
05-16-2003, 07:20 AM
oh yes thats what I wanted to say loula, straight guys doing stuff to each other!!!!!!
LixyChick
05-16-2003, 01:50 PM
Um.....Wow! Not weird......just WOW!
Oldfart
05-16-2003, 01:58 PM
Weirds me.
Don't think I'll try the jail thing after all.
keldor
05-16-2003, 04:42 PM
*stubs out joint*
rabbit
05-17-2003, 08:26 AM
<~~~~~~~~swears off pot forever!
If they wanna stop school kids smoking pot should put this on posters :D
dicksbro
05-18-2003, 06:59 AM
Doesn't sound like anything I'd want to do.
moonbabe
05-18-2003, 07:45 AM
i've got two mates who were in jail... nothing happened to one, but the other has a double-ender!
NoRapName
05-18-2003, 10:09 PM
That's...odd...
BlondeCurlGirl
05-18-2003, 11:05 PM
jake, which prison in WI was this? Just curious...
That's a peaceful way to solve that problem..
darogle
05-21-2003, 12:41 PM
Finally a better anti-drug slogan than "just say no"!!! LOL
And no, you're not weird, you just did what you had to do. Better that than being raped...
darogle
05-21-2003, 12:44 PM
by the way, you should move to MN. They have a much more lax view on pot than WI. Less than 14 oz is only a petty misdemeanor, the same as jaywalking....
wyatt
05-21-2003, 01:45 PM
Im married and straight, but i kind of got turned on by your story also...wierd....
Mercury_Maniac
01-17-2004, 11:26 AM
"Don't think I'll try the jail thing after all."
yeah me too
SuzyQ
01-17-2004, 12:03 PM
I have watched two guys getting it on...turned me right on...not something i want as a regurlar diet tho...Someone much wiser than me, when commenting on homosexuality..said..."sex is sex"
(Can't help it)
Doing hard time, huh?
jennaflower
01-17-2004, 12:28 PM
ROFL w/Tess...
tho the story is interesting... I find it VERY hard to believe..
LixyChick
01-18-2004, 10:17 PM
ROFL w/Tess and jenna!
LixyChick
01-18-2004, 10:18 PM
Oh...hey! ^^^^^^^There's a neat mental pic!
*giggle*
jennaflower
01-18-2004, 10:27 PM
Oh Lixy... and now you have successfully placed that image in my head too... poor Tess... ;)
SweetCandi
01-19-2004, 12:18 PM
so now what m or f ?
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