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FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 08:35 AM
The gov. are currently working on some new sex laws but until they're sorted......

NECROPHILIA
Many people will be alarmed that sex with dead people is not currently a crime. But that's about to change even though critics argue cases of necrophilia are rare and this is simply an opportunity for the government to reinforce its high moral authority. Nevertheless, offenders can expect anything up to two years in prison.

quick everyone fill ya boots up before they make it a crime !!!!

Full story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3025377.stm
Casperr
05-15-2003, 09:33 AM
Someone pass me a shovel!

CasperTG
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 09:37 AM
LOL @ CasperTG. that reminds me of.......

There was a young fellow named Dave
Who dug up a whore from her grave
She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit
but think of the money he'd save !!
Loulabelle
05-15-2003, 11:11 AM
*walks away whistling pretending not to know the sick individual above me*
Santiago
05-15-2003, 11:53 AM
FussyPucker...ive always heard it like this

there once was a hermit named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
she was shrivelled and shrunk
and boy how she stunk
but think of the money he saved
Lilith
05-15-2003, 12:29 PM
OMG Santiago & FP


Spankin's for you both

* tries to look all stern while stiffling a giggle*
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 03:19 PM
Fussy? If you find you are actually into necrophlia after ya "fill ya boots up" you can change your sig. to.......

The sex was so good that even the CORPSES had a cigarette!

*I couldn't pass that up!*
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 03:26 PM
If it's with a dead dog ... is that called CANINECROPHILIA? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yuck ... sounded bad before ... now it's worse.
Loulabelle
05-15-2003, 05:33 PM
It's late here, I'm on a high, am slightly drunk, and full of Chinese Food: It's making me become a bit more philosophical about the whole necrophilia thing:

I mean, when you think aboutit's quite nice to know that being dead won't neccesarily put an end to your sex life. :P






















Sorry - I'll be leaving now.
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 06:38 PM
*Closes her eyes..............shakes her head........ sighs*
Glyndwr
05-15-2003, 06:52 PM
I'd always considered necrophilia as dead boring








I'll get my coat...............
conk-u-bine
05-15-2003, 07:57 PM
I always thought necrophilia

was something you did at the movies.

Pixies is real educational~~~~~~~
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 02:58 AM
WOW how many bad jokes can we get into one thread ?!?

you know I think I may come to regret saying that :D
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by dicksbro
If it's with a dead dog ... is that called CANINECROPHILIA? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yuck ... sounded bad before ... now it's worse.

Not sure about that dicksbro, but I do know that combining

necrophilia and bestiality can be like flogging a dead horse. :p
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 04:04 AM
hehehe I'm not counting that one as a bad joke Lou cos you know I love it !!!



P.S. that joke isn't the only thing I love ;)
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 04:10 AM
My Darling - I love

















































that joke too! :p
hellsbells
05-17-2003, 09:10 AM
Haha...such sad sad jokes, this thread has just cheered me up.

Sorry I can't add to the sick jokes, but I really am dead tired. Looks round for horseman12, better get in here quick hun while its still legal. Oops...sorry.