Guys - your relative size.

[Vigil]

Forgive another topic on this one. But please humour me with this poll.

What I want to see is your perception of your size (cock that is). You may be wrong of course but that isn't what I'm interested in.

Comments welcome of course - if you submit a pic - please poll first.

Thank you for your honesty.

[jseal]

Vigil,

Almost 5.5" Average - or so I've been told.

[Vigil]

Thanks Jseal - but there isn't an average posted in the poll yet.

[Lilith]

My cock is HUGE:D:D:p

[Vigil]

But your balls are bigger.

[Lilith]

*clank-clank-clank* and made of steel:D

[dadaist]

You REALLY think you're ever gonna get honest answers no matter how you phrase it ? ;)

[Nice Guy]

I'm average and that is the truth. Why? beacause I think it is stupid to lie about it. To easy to be caught in the lie.

[bionic]

I am bigger than average and proud :)

[jseal]

Vigil,

I am under the impression that an adult male Caucasian penis averages just in excess of 5.5”

That's why I suggested that I was about average - but only in the general population, not among the towering icons of sexuality that we are fortunate to have in this community!

[PantyFanatic]

Guys - your relative size.
Relativity speaking,:cool: ….. it depends how fast you’re moving it and in what direction.:rolleyes: [(In relationship to her position.) ( kneeling? doggie? spread-eagle?):confused: … I mean her location.]:p Just tell her what I do. “It always looks smaller because of the Doppler Shift”;)
Now just go and put a smile on her face that an undertaker can’t wipe off.:D


Here’s looking at you.

[Lilith]

PF~ which figure are you using for Hubble's constant??????????:o

[PantyFanatic]

I use Newton’s forth law-


“When the angle of dangle is directionally proportionate to the mass of the ass, the heat of the meat is constant.” :cool:

[Cheyanne]

*puts on her lab coat to start studying under Prof. PantyFantic* ;)

[PantyFanatic]

Please open your skirts, .. I mean, blouses, .. I mean, BOOKS.

Today we will study the phenomena of Volume Expandis!

[Vigil]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
I use Newton’s forth law-


“When the angle of dangle is directionally proportionate to the mass of the ass, the heat of the meat is constant.” :cool:

The Forth law - that will be the Scottish one.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Vigil
The Forth law - that will be the Scottish one.
No. I thought that was The Conservation of Energy.;)

[Vigil]

I'll leave my Celtic cousins to answer that one PF. :-)

[Scarecrow]

The Conservation of Energy -

The male lies on his back and the lady on top makes all the moves;) :p

[Grumble]

according to a great deal of studies, the average size of the adult penis is between 5 and 7 inches or 12.7 to 17.7 Cm. About 75% of all men are in this range.

[Bilbo]

nothing overly exciting, but Sharni seems to enjoy so that's the main thing

[Lilith]

All he is asking is how *you* feel about your size. He wants to know if you feel you are small, medium, large, or average. How do you perceive it, not how big is it really.

[blastpdb]

Is the average or what? If not I'm in big trouble

[blastpdb]

Is the average or what? If not I'm in big trouble:redghost:

[blastpdb]

Messed up on last post I'll try again later

[whatswithme69]

im about 6.5 and it seems like my gf loves it :)

[Bardog]

Average I guess at 6 - 6.5
but this is what I always tell everyone

Three midgets were sat around in a bar drinking when the first one, looking at his hands, says "You know, i think i have the smallest hands of any adult male in the whole world!".
The second one says, "That's strange 'cos i was thinking that i have the smallest feet of any adult male in the whole world!"
The last midget, looking down his beer glass at his groin says, "That's nothing, i think i have the smallest penis of any adult male anywhere in the world!".
After much discussion, the three friends decide to go to the Guinness Book Of World Records (GBoWR) the next day to see if what they thought was correct.
The next morning, bright and early, the first midget knocks on the door of the GBoWR - and 5 minutes later comes out with a certificate and a big smile on his face, "It's confirmed - i have the smallest hands of any adult male in the whole world! Ever!!".
With this, the second midget goes in - 5 minutes later comes out with a certificate and a big smile on his face, "Yes! It's confirmed! I have the smallest feet in the world - ever!!".
Lastly, the third midget enters the room - 2 minutes later he comes out looking really, really pissed off. "What's wrong with you?" enquire his two friends.
"Who the blue Hell is Bardog????"

[Osiris]

I am somewhere between 5.5 and six inches,which I would surmise is normal.Not too big and not too small.

[Louis]

Might as well make my first post here a bragging one. :)

I know I'm larger and especially thicker than average because I need to use extra large condoms to put it on comfortably and safely.

It's not the most important thing in making love, but when you're doing everything else right it's a nice extra for your partner.

[cbass1976]

AVG..........

[whatswithme69]

i think mine is about average, but u decide