Being An Asshole

[Lilith]

Do you think most people get that way due to nature or nurture?

Some people seem to have a special talent for it. Do you think it's a case of practice making perfect or that a true asshole is born that way?

[jseal]

Lilith,

Nurture. The bigger assholes have to put up with more shit.

[Cheyanne]

Assholes like to stir up trouble.... I think that assholes ejoy the reaction of others and go out of their way to be insensitive and uncaring. Assholes like to make people hide and feel bad.

I have a "bitch" switch. When I run across an asshole, I turn the switch on. No more asshole!

I also think this ~ the bigger the asshole, the smaller the brain.

Sorry about ranting.... read a thread response that got my ire up... need to look at some nice cocks to lighten up my mood!

[Vigil]

I was born this way.

[m45]

It takes more energy to be an ass hole then to be nice.
They are born that way and can not direct their energy to being nice as they have no clue how to be nice.

[LixyChick]

Reminds me of "The I-95 Asshole Song"..........

"Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, cause yer an asshole tonight.
Yes, you're an A.S.S.H.O.L.E., and don't ya try and blame it on me.
I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life."

....or something like that! LOL!

I think it's nurtured. A sucker is born every minute.....an asshole has to strive to be the best asshole he/she can be! The better they get at it the better they (and usually only they) like themselves! But I don't think assholes think they are assholes.....I just think they think they are above all us peons, that their life is much better than all whom they have to deal with, and to be a decent person to the undeserving would be a waste of his/her precious time. That's my take on the subject......just my $.02.

[PantyFanatic]

Where can I get one of those switches Cheyanne?:)

I think they start out as little assholes but can needle you until they become a big pain in the ass. I think they have a lot of iron their diet. You’ll recognize this property when you become an asshole magnet.:mad:

[Vigil]

I'm feeling a bit culturally remote on this Asshole issue.

Is there an absolute definition to being an asshole or are there grades - who are the prime examples?

Could it be a relative thing - in the eye of the beholder or one man's asshole being another man's best friend?

Are these the sort of things that worry an asshole?

[Steph]

Assholes on chat boards and the like are probably that way from boredom and lack of a life. They know they'll get a response from people if they're an asshole quicker than if they're supportive and informative.

[LixyChick]

LOL Vigil! So many questions, it's hard to pass this up.

As to one man's asshole being another's best friend.........I think after a while the "best" friend (if he's any friend at all) will tell the asshole he IS indeed an asshole and smack him upside the head!

Absolute definition? Not really. There are different grades of assholiness!

Culturally remote? Can't happen! When you meet an asshole, you know it. And they are everywhere.........kinda like dog shit when you've stepped in it.

Prime examples? No true role model as I don't think they have a world-wide fan club. If you've ever heard of Howard Stern......he's an asshole at times. He might give you a general idea of what to look for. We've had several posters on the boards that would qualify. I'm way too reserved to name nics........but we've seen um around.

Hope this helps..........and LOL again. Stop worrying! Your within the perimeter of good verses assholiness!

[69SuperSport]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[drwinxp]

who are we talking about?:o

[Lilith]

Do you want the BIG list or the condensed version?

[Cheyanne]

Assholes are gathering!!!!! So, if you are an asshole, here is a "special" place for you!!!!


http://www.thebird.org/assholes/

[wench]

There's even a Dennis Leary song titled "The Asshole Song."

I love it!! It's hilarious!!! His son even got in trouble in school for singing it there! (he's in grade school) :D

[Sharni]

Do you want the BIG list or the condensed version?
the BIG list would be great :D:D:D

*Did i miss an asshole passing through....shit shit shit!!

Love to give a good shutdown....a verbal parry...ahhhh thems the days*

[dicksbro]

I think in Japan it's called, "Ah So," and all this time you thought that was just an innocent expression like "Kemo Sabe." :D

(Just teasing)

[Missy1965]

I agree with Cheyene 100%

[Grumble]

I think Steph has hit the nail on the head. Many are attention seekers who like to get a response. Some are just plain idiotic dickheads who care not a zot about anyone else.

[Lessergod]

Okay, but what about the falsely accused ashole? I know from personal expierence that just simply being an honest guy can lead to being known as an asshole. I'm mean to say that I am honest... I, on a regular basis fall into the "what do you think about my new boyfriend trap". It has happened so many times that I refuse to offer any answer when asked that question. I tell them what I think... he proves me right... and the whole time I get treated like an asshole.

so does being truthfull make one an asshole, or is it a false accusation?

[jseal]

Lilith,

Do you think you hit a nerve here?

[Lilith]

Assholes are plentiful so I knew everyone would have an opinion.

[PantyFanatic]

The bad thing about assholes is there is no monopoly of them.:(

The REAL BAD thing is that it seems to be a contagious condition.:eek:

[blkcat]

Lessergod,just remember,tis better to be called an arsehole
[english version] than born one;)

[celticangel]

all this talk of "ass~holes" reminds me of some graffiti seen in a local bar~~~~~


why are jobbies pointed???





So your bum (asshole) doesn't bang shut!!!!!!!




sorry folks! I'll go to my room now!

[Booger]

why is everyone using ass hole like it a negative thing
I think everyone should know how to be an ass hole there are sometimes when you just need to be an ass hole like when dealing with people who are full time ass holes

[txgrneyes]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Where can I get one of those switches Cheyanne?:)




Pantyfanatic-everybody has one...you just got to develope it.

[Eros]

Ok..here's the lyrics that Wench was talking about to the Dennis Leary song

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, My kids and my car
nMy feet on my tableand a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
So i've gotta go out
and have fun at someone else's expense
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Chorus
I'm an assholeX2

I use public toilets and I piss on the seats
I walk around in the summertime sayin how about this heat

Chorus

Sometimes I park in handicapped places
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Chorus

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaaaaa

Chorus

Spoken:

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
Eldorado Convertable, hot pink with whale skin hub-caps and all
leather cow interior and big brown babby seal eyes for headlights.
Yeah and I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour
getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheese
burgers from Mc Donalds in the old fasion, non-biodegradible styrofoam
containers and when I'm done suckn' down those greaseburgers I'm gonna
wipe my mouth on the American flag and then I'm gonna toss those
styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a god-damned
thing you can do about it, you know why? Cause we got the bombs that's
why.

Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons Ok? Russia, Germany, Romania- they can have
all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right
through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of a
difference because we got the bombs OK? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen. And
as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke out and
he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold
shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off he's
gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam
Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.

(Hey you know you really are an asshole)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal.....

I'm an asshole x2
A-S-S-H-O-L-E everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

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Like I always say..I'd rather be an asshole than a whole ass!

[Bilbo]

Yes! I'm an asshole!

But I'm allowed to be........


I'm self confessed!

[Cabrylla]

Truly...I only know one asshole who was apparently born that way, and I don't think I'd trade him for anything...sometimes being called an asshole isn't always a bad thing...it just means ya aren't gonna lie down and be a doormat and have a blunt/frank way of speakin...of course there is bein a real asshole...and bein a real dickhead...lotta people get em confused I think

[jseal]

Eros,

Thanks. I hadn't heard that one. The things they'll make songs about...

[Summer]

In my opinion everyone is an asshole in some way. It comes from the syndrome that life revolves around you. Therefore when anyone does something that doesn't agree with the way you see life should be they automatically become 'Asshole'.

I would rather have an asshole in my life than people who just followed your flow. How boring would life be if they did!?!

[Vigil]

I trust the irony of the singer's name will not be lost on my biggest fan. I love the idea of Assholiness Lixy - we call them wankers, arse wipes is good too.

The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

[jseal]

Vigil,

Based upon the ditties you and Eros have provided, I must have led a more sheltered life than I had thought.