ChinesePussy
04-15-2003, 02:27 PM
I just translated this joke from CHinese to English
I hope you like this funny jokes. Most of them I translate words by word, so probably weird a bit, but i think you got the idea of the joke.
Make Love
Ones upon a time there is a son asked his father, “why when we make love we feel good?”
Daddy said, “just the same as when you pick on your nose, you feel good as well”
Son asked, “but why the woman feels much better than the man feels ?”
Daddy said, “because same as when you pick on your nose, your nose feel good, not your finger”
Son asked, “ Why a woman feel bad after being raped ?”
Daddy said, “ for example if you walk down the street, there is a person comes up and use his finger knocked into your nose, Do you feel good by that ?”
Son asked, “Why girls don’t have sex while they are having their period ?”
Daddy said, “do you still pick on your nose if your nose is bleeding?”
Son asked, “why man doesn’t want to wear condom during sex ?”
Daddy said, “ do you like to wear gloves when you pick on your nose ?”
Son said, “daddy, you are so smart loh”
here is the original link by CHinese if you can read Chinese
http://go.to/john5200
CHinese version:
兒子又問：「那為什麼男生沒女生舒服呢？」
爸爸說：「因為你挖鼻孔時，舒服的是鼻孔不是手指啊。
」
他又問：「那為什麼女生被強暴時很難過呢？」
爸爸說：「如果有一天你走在路上，
有人過來挖你的鼻孔，你會舒服嗎？」
他再問：「那為什麼月經來時，就不會@#$%.....。」
爸爸說：「如果你流鼻血了，你還會挖鼻孔嗎？」
最後問：「那為什麼男生不喜歡戴保險套呢？」
爸爸說：「你會戴手套挖鼻孔嗎？」
爸爸好聰明啊！
have fun
I hope you like this funny jokes. Most of them I translate words by word, so probably weird a bit, but i think you got the idea of the joke.
Make Love
Ones upon a time there is a son asked his father, “why when we make love we feel good?”
Daddy said, “just the same as when you pick on your nose, you feel good as well”
Son asked, “but why the woman feels much better than the man feels ?”
Daddy said, “because same as when you pick on your nose, your nose feel good, not your finger”
Son asked, “ Why a woman feel bad after being raped ?”
Daddy said, “ for example if you walk down the street, there is a person comes up and use his finger knocked into your nose, Do you feel good by that ?”
Son asked, “Why girls don’t have sex while they are having their period ?”
Daddy said, “do you still pick on your nose if your nose is bleeding?”
Son asked, “why man doesn’t want to wear condom during sex ?”
Daddy said, “ do you like to wear gloves when you pick on your nose ?”
Son said, “daddy, you are so smart loh”
here is the original link by CHinese if you can read Chinese
http://go.to/john5200
CHinese version:
兒子又問：「那為什麼男生沒女生舒服呢？」
爸爸說：「因為你挖鼻孔時，舒服的是鼻孔不是手指啊。
」
他又問：「那為什麼女生被強暴時很難過呢？」
爸爸說：「如果有一天你走在路上，
有人過來挖你的鼻孔，你會舒服嗎？」
他再問：「那為什麼月經來時，就不會@#$%.....。」
爸爸說：「如果你流鼻血了，你還會挖鼻孔嗎？」
最後問：「那為什麼男生不喜歡戴保險套呢？」
爸爸說：「你會戴手套挖鼻孔嗎？」
爸爸好聰明啊！
have fun