Lock your doors and windows

[skipthisone]

Never thought I would stoop this low...but here goes....

A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and corn flakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer.


Sorry in advance.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think that is the absolute worst joke I've ever heard...but it was hard to keep that giggle down. :D

[Deno]

The worst joke ever:

Q: What's Brown and sticky?
A: A stick

[Steph]

Here's a terrible one that is my boyfriend's fave:

Didja hear the giant had the runs?

It's all over town.

[Lilith]

<<<<groans>>>>:o & ~~giggles~~:p

[PantyFanatic]

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his neighbor on the trail to the next village? :confused:

[Summer]

LMAO!!!!!!!! Thank you for the giggle. ;)

[BIBI]

LMAO ...........sometimes the stupid ones are so funny! I needed a giggle :)

[ryker]

I am oftebn accused of being silly....but it can be so much fun.

Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?


A: It would look silly with six inches :0P

[blkcat]

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver,she says to him
that she needs someone to talk to.She lives in a convent and
wants to experience sex before she dies,the driver agrees that everyone should have that experience.But the nun explains she
can't have sex anyone who is married as that would be a sin.
The driver says no problem as he's not married,the nun says she also has to die a virgin,so she'll have to take it up the ass,
The driver agrees again,and being the only people on the bus they go to the back and take care of business.

When done the driver resumes driving the bus then says

"sister,t have a confession to make :i'm married and have three children"

The nun replies:

"Thats ok i have a confession too:I'm on my way to a
costume party and my name is Brucie
:redghost:

[Sharni]

Q: Where are the sex organs on an elephant?





A: In his feet............cause if he stands on you, your fucked!! :D:D

[Oldfart]

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50.

Kidnappers are not interested in you.

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

People call at 9.00 pm and ask, “did I wake you?”

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

Things you buy now won’t wear out.

You enjoy hearing about people’s operations.

You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realize it.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the weather bureau.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

[Vintage Vixen]

LMAO :):) @ cereal killer

[WildIrish]

here's a cheesy bump! :D

[bordendazed]

Of course he was a real flake in life, too - and you should have seen his frosted side!

[OzKristin]

yikes i'm in jersey..but in an apartment..so i only have my door to worry about...lol sorry to hear about any kinds of tragedy...

[OzKristin]

...even the CHEESY kinds hahahah :p

[lakritze]

A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for a tube of chapstick.When the pharmisist asked if it would be cash or charge? The duck said no,just put it on my bill.

[Lilith]

<~~~~ groans

[nikki1979]

LMAO luv the cheese its great LMAO

~nikki

[WildIrish]

Put it on my bill? OMG!!!

I had tears in my eyes that was so friggin funny!

[skipthisone]

Dear God, if ever a thread should have stayed dead.