Sex on the tax guy's desk

[Eliza]

Hello everyone! I had an interesting day today...I was in the middle of getting my taxes done...sitting with the tax guy talking about tax type stuff....As I was sitting there, eyes glazing over from the boring tax talk, my evil little mind started heading else where! Right into the gutter! Right when I started thinking about having sex on his desk with my husband he looked up and asked me if I was okay!:o

Aparantly my face was all flushed. He insisted on getting me a drink of water!

Anyway...just thought I'd ask about everyone elses "getting horny when you probably shouldn't be" stories.

Eliza

[PantyFanatic]

I’m not sure that qualifies as "getting horny when you probably shouldn't be".:confused:
An awful lot of us have been really FUCKED well at the tax guys desk.:(

[Eliza]

LoL pantyfanatic. I wasn't getting "FUCKED" at the time.
But now that you mention it, maybe that's the reason my mind began to go in that direction. Only natural I think of getting "fucked" at the tax guy's desk.

[rabbit]

My boss's boss is really hot. Whenever I see her, I wonder what it would be like to have sex with her. Hmmm...:rolleyes:

rabbit

[don73153]

ROFLMFAO You said it well, PF !

[LixyChick]

I think of stuff like this all the time!

I just wanna be loved........Is that so wrong? LMAO!

And.....I'm feeling a little slighted here too! I never get fucked by the tax guy as she is a woman and I always get money back! Wait......what am I saying?

Never mind.......carry on!

[Gilly]

God yes, I've been there, done that!

[Loulabelle]

Thoughts are ALWAYS popping into my mind at the MOST inopportune moments. They usually start with that naughty little voice in my head saying "What if. . . . ?"

Like:

'What if I were to pull up my top and flash everyone right now?"

or

"What if I were to start to masturbate all of a sudden right in front of these people?"

I even have these thoughts when I'm on stage sometimes......not rteally fantasies - I'm not sure I'd actually want to do any of those things - it's just that I do wonder what reaction the people around me would have. Would I get arrested or thrown out of the building? Would I somehow manage to start a spontaneous orgy? Would everyone just politely ignore it out of embarrassment? So I suppose it's more a curiosity about human nature than sexuality.......

But then a lot of times I wouldn't be thinking those thoughts if I wasn't horny as hell! Lol





*Loulabelle sits quietly waiting for the men in white coats to arrive for her*

[skipthisone]

Geez I always thought it was a matter of when it was going to happen to me, not when. Any women that talks to me for more than a couple of minutes is naked in my head before she leaves.

[CptMorgan]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
'What if I were to pull up my top and flash everyone right now?"

Ironic that I frequently may pass someone and think to myself ...
"What if she were to pull up her top and flash me right now?"

[airhog]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
*Loulabelle sits quietly waiting for the men in white coats to arrive for her*

I hear men in white coats are well hung and know how to use it ;)

[Loulabelle]

CptMorgan - Thing is if I really did pull my top up and flash, I'd probably have someone's eye out! Lol

airhog - see Fussy's pics........hehehehe..........never seen him in a white coat though!

[dadaist]

Originally posted by CptMorgan
Ironic that I frequently may pass someone and think to myself ...
"What if she were to pull up her top and flash me right now?"

Funny, I always hope they'll just follow me home. ;)