Fake 911 call!!!

[Irish]

Transcript of 911 calls from years ago:
911-Operator
Caller:This is Nicole Simpson.Perhaps you have heard of my husband.He is O.J.Simpson.He is abusing me!I would appreciate it
if you would send someone,to stop him!
911Operator---I'm sorry maam,but our detective weapons inspectors,have been there and they can't find a smoking gun or weapon of mass destruction.
Months later,standing over the bodies of Nicole&Ron.
Detectives,One to the other:Well,We didn't find a smoking gun,just a dripping knife!
The previous entry is a figment of Irishs imagination.O.J. was found Not Guilty. Irish
P.S.Not innocent but not guilty.There must have been a reasonable doubt!

[Irish]

In case anyone is wondering,my youngest daughter ,used to be a
911 Operator,for the Dover NH,Police Dept.You wouldn't believe,
some of the STUPID calls that they get. Irish

[wench]

I would. I've worked with law enforcement before.

[txgrneyes]

oh believe me I do....there are a lot of idots that don't know what 911 is really for. I do work in Law Enforcement.

Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to have a phone!

[Nobody Special]

I used to have a copy of a 911 call htat they played over the radio... had somthing to do with an old country man and Deer

well he hit a deer and so he didnt have a place to put it so he put it in his back seat... well the deer woke up and bit him on the ear so he pulled over out side a conveinence store and called 911.. now he had a dog with him and the dog was outsied the car trying to get the deer that was still inside the car and the guy was asking what he should do and so on....

it was Hellaroious beyound beleif. listening to the old man tell his story to the operator..

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