Bronzedozzy
03-10-2003, 06:22 PM
Another one of my amazing bits of poetry.
The Leper and the Lady.....
A leper was lonely and looking for love,
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he felt he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee,
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied?
the leper answered "Yeah, swell!"
"well if I was that good, it'll cost extra money!"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
But I've already left you the tip."
The Leper and the Lady.....
A leper was lonely and looking for love,
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he felt he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee,
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied?
the leper answered "Yeah, swell!"
"well if I was that good, it'll cost extra money!"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
But I've already left you the tip."