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TinkerBell69
03-05-2003, 03:38 PM
OH MY GOD - LET THE EARTH OPEN, AND SWALLOW ME... PLEASE!

Have you ever said or done anything sooo stupid/embarassing during sex, foreplay etc, that you wanted to disappear?
MikeR89
03-05-2003, 04:40 PM
"Are your lips cold?" - before my first kiss with my h.s. girlfriend...

(Goofy and lame, but it worked!)
BigBear57
03-05-2003, 04:55 PM
Oh Gosh, I was 18 and had just been out on a second date with my first real gf. We'd smooched on the couch for a bit and she decided to go down on me. (I was practically a virgin) Well a couple of hand strokes and just as she was getting close, I shot mine right over her head and my right shoulder onto her drapes. Damnest explosion I ever saw. I just wanted to die, it felt so good but embarrassed ,me so so bad.
jseal
03-05-2003, 08:32 PM
Her mom caught us in flagrente delecto. I didn't say anything, but I did want to disappear.
incitatus
03-06-2003, 12:05 AM
I had a very kinky H.S. girlfriend. One time I tied her to her bed and began f*cking her. Her sister, who lived next door, let herself into the house and started calling for my girlfriend. I quickly jumped up and started running around, trying to untie her. I eventually threw a blanket over her and ran to close the bedroom door only to find myself standing face to face with her sister -with nothing on but my socks...
Steph
03-06-2003, 01:30 AM
My current boyfriend and I met in the small town where he grew up. We hung out for a while and I was attracted to him but wasn't sure how he felt. We went out for beers and some pool and decided to go to a club . . . too mnay drinks later and I said, "I'm really good in bed. Maybe someday you'll find out!" AUGH! :)

If we ever have grandkids, I know he'll tell them that story when they're old enough!
TinkerBell69
03-06-2003, 07:54 AM
As ive posted in another thread, someone i was f***ing started mooooooing as he climaxed, it cracked me up, i couldnt look him in the eyes, and havent since!
horseman12
03-06-2003, 09:31 AM
I can't say that i blame you TinkerBell69, I do believe that would throw me off as well.

had a female friend that i hung out with alot, we were going to go out and went back to her place so she could shower, after her shower she came out with nothing but a towel wrapped around her body, she sat next to me on the couch, and after 5 minutes finally asked me what it was gonna take to get my attention.
that was really awkward.
IAKaraokeGirl
03-06-2003, 09:37 AM
Did it get your attention, though, horseman? :D
horseman12
03-06-2003, 03:41 PM
well yes I may be slow but i don't need a bat to the head, lmao!

it was just wierd, we were suppose to be just friends and all of a sudden whamO
Stillwater
03-06-2003, 04:52 PM
jeeze, yeah, okay. one time i was having phone sex, we were all moaning and groaning, i was mentioning what i would like to do but somehow the words "my pussy" slipped out in conversation and not in the romantic dominate sort of way. oh how we laughed...

another time i was wrestling on the couch with an ex girlfriend, too young to know better, and became obviously aroused. i was embarassed about that at the time. now i know better than to be embarassed about an erection!

theres been a few minor things i've been embarassed about but i'm still young and can honestly look foreward to a future filled with possible embarassments! ;)
divot109
03-06-2003, 10:24 PM
I had the VERY unfortunate occasion to call my girlfriend by my ex-girlfriend's name right as I was beginning to climax.

Years ago, when I was just starting to date this girl, we were having a few (too many) cocktails at a club. I was holding her hand and looking directly into her eyes. I lifted her hand to kiss the back of it, but in my intoxicated stuper I ended up kissing the back of my own damn hand instead of hers. It was very embarrassing, but we both got a few good laughs out of that one.
airhog
03-07-2003, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by horseman12
I can't say that i blame you TinkerBell69, I do believe that would throw me off as well.

had a female friend that i hung out with alot, we were going to go out and went back to her place so she could shower, after her shower she came out with nothing but a towel wrapped around her body, she sat next to me on the couch, and after 5 minutes finally asked me what it was gonna take to get my attention.
that was really awkward.

I would have replied. Maybe you can start by taking off your towel :D