Part 2: ???Is There Really Such A Thing As???

[scotzoidman]

Ok, Lilith asked us guys & we gave her an earful, so to speak...

Now it's time to hear from the ladies...

???Is There Really Such A Thing As Bad Head? Have any ladies experienced truly bad pussy licking? Anybody fail to find the spot even if you hold up a map? Or is it all good as long as no teeth are being used? Inquiring minds wanna know...

< strapping on my flak jacket anticipating the volley of return fire ;) >

[Lilith]

Great question Stud~ As long as they have ears, I can steer:D

[BIBI]

yes there is and that is all I am going to say.......

Lilith......the one I have in mind used to oil up his ears ;)

[Loulabelle]

There IS such a thing as bad head! YES!

Someone used to drool far too much and it would run down my flesh and actually make it sore as it dried!

As much as I told him his technique was perfect apart from the drool, he would insist that it wasn't him, but me (now since then I KNOW it wasn't me because it hasn't since with anyone else!) and he would refuse to even TRY to drool less.


Eeeuuuuuwwwwwww.....nasty memories! Lol

[txgrneyes]

Yes, there is.

I have experienced both mind blowing and "the chore list type". Not having the heart to tell him what he was working so hard to do is just not gonna happen. But now I will tell them what I like in that low sexy moan sort of way and they follow directions pretty good. But the guys that are mind blowing ...well lets just say mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm come and see me now!

[airhog]

I enjoy being told how I can improve my oral sex :D

[LixyChick]

Haven't experienced bad head yet!

Oops! Did I say yet? I meant....no....um....no never!

But I am very communicative....and can be very persuasive if I have to be (in a really nice, suggestive way).

[Lilith]

*bump*

[scotzoidman]

Since I started this one, I guess I'll try to sum up the responses I got:

"Eating at the Y" is only unpleasant if the licker refuses to take a hint.

Am I close, ladies? Cigar, no cigar? :licker:

[Booger]

Since I started this one, I guess I'll try to sum up the responses I got:

"Eating at the Y" is only unpleasant if the licker refuses to take a hint.

Am I close, ladies? Cigar, no cigar? :licker:



hmmm it a toss up here on what to say

A) only if you are Bill Clinton.

or

B) only if it isn't lit.

[osuche]

Yeah, there's completely ineffective technique....and sometimes it has nothing to do with the technique and more to do with the person.

Tip for the guys: I'm sorry if it takes more than 5 minutes for me to cum, but please don't whine about it afterwards....cause if you whine enough eventually I'll just stop giving you the opportunity.

[scotzoidman]

Yeah, there's completely ineffective technique....and sometimes it has nothing to do with the technique and more to do with the person.

Tip for the guys: I'm sorry if it takes more than 5 minutes for me to cum, but please don't whine about it afterwards....cause if you whine enough eventually I'll just stop giving you the opportunity.
I only whine about it if you make me stop after 5 minutes. And if you do cum in <5 minutes, I wanna see if I can make it happen again...

[Oldfart]

osuche,

If it's a chore not a pleasure, perhaps his heart isn't in it.

[citrus]

:licker:

Male here. I've been extremely fortunate in that all the pussy I've enjoyed has been given the most attentive listener ever and most have orgasmed in my mouth and a couple squirted. I am a very fortunate pussy eater!

[Salacious]

I think a woman can tell when a partner genuinely enjoys dining at the "y" vs. a poser. There is a definite difference, one experience is wonderful the other is disappointment. I can't say I've had an issue with teeth in a bad way, but even when you provide hand on hand guidance, and they seem less than enthused, well it's better to go without. So yes scotzoidman there is such a thing as bad head.

Things that make it unpleasant for me...
1. a partner that appears disinterested or "afraid" of the pussy.
2. a partner that can play only one note. I like a variety of licking and lapping and probing and teasing, tongue wide and flat at some points along crevice travels and sometimes more pointed and probing... but to keep it just one way, and focus on only one area of interest doesn't trip my trigger.
3. a partner that has decided to focus on only one point of interest. I want my thighs stroked, kissed, nibbled and licked. I want fingers, lips and tongue enjoying the tour and know that s/he is truly enjoying the action as much as I am.
4. a partner that doesn't seem to enjoy it, and is just going through the motions.

Things that make it a pleasant experience or "good head" as it were I suppose go to another thread... directions please. :)