::THE Thread::

[Lilith]

Oldfart is briliant;) and as H@rd Rock has suggested this thread will be moderated with benign neglect.........

so have at it! *turns her back, closes her eyes, plugs her ears* "lalalallalallalalalalllaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[Oldfart]

Should I break a bottle of Controversy '69 to launch the thread, Lil?

[Lilith]

I'm not looking remember:p

[PantyFanatic]

Can we talk about ANYTHING here?:confused:

[Lilith]

Yes because I don't look here........but I hope peope will be respectful of one another's views because I'm not looking so there fore I will not be saving anyone's ass.

[Tess]

(No, H@rd Rock... Don't listen to the Dark Side!)

Can't help it...

Welcome to PIXSTOCK!


Gimme an F!
F!

Gimme an U!
U!

Gimme an C!
C!

Gimme an K!
K!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible muck
Way down yonder in old Iraq
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and save that gas—
Let's go to the desert and kick some ass.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on Saddam.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers , it ain't no fad,
Pack your boys off to Baghdad.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

(What happened... where am I? Damn, those flashbacks are killer...)

Disclaimer: The views expressed in the preceding thread are not the views of the management or staff, and have nothing to do with anything. I'm trying to avoid doing housework, and I'm just fuckin' around.

[PantyFanatic]

Can I talk about how I want to bend Lilith over the end of the couch ….. flip up her skirt ….. and ….. kneel down….. ?:p

Can I huh? Can I?

[m45]

Damn H@RD ROCK that was a good flash back, remember that all to well.

[PantyFanatic]

M45- You should see thd FLASHES I'm having. :D

[LixyChick]

OMG! Flashback happening here too! Excellent tunage H@rd Rock! Did you change the words or was it sent to you like that?

And pantyfanatic...........I'd say, Yes you can talk about the bending over the furniture thing....as long as you finish the thought and not leave it to my imagination! OK.....so you are kneeling now and.................

LOL!

According to Elaine (Seinfeld fame), "War and Peace" was originally called.......

Oh, I can't do it...........cause now I gotta go find the song......LMAO!

[m45]

Quick give me another hit acid!

[Scarecrow]

Who's got the Alice B. Tokeless browns to go with the music????

[Vigil]

Does this mean I don't have to be Gollum anymore?

I bet this shows that freedom carries more responsibility.

Now about Lil's backside - what can you tell me?

[Tess]

DO NOT TAKE THE RED ACID, repeat...

DO NOT TAKE THE RED ACID! Bring it to me for proper disposal!

(hehe)

[Vigil]

Not cold enough yet then?

Right - I've got a plate of Mexican sausage and a bottle of Nemean red - be warned - they're a fiery combination.

[scotzoidman]

No, it's the Brown Acid...stay away from the brown acid...

And since Lilith isn't looking...PF can talk about her ass all he wants...

Great play on Country Joe, HR...cool disclaimer too...

[Tess]

Thanks, scotzoidman. My recollection of the specifics of those days is, at best, sketchy.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

[Zack]

Lil's ass is SO hot it's practically rump roast >> I've seen the light!..erm..pictures!

[m45]

It was the brown acid..... That was no good
But the best was the orange sunshine.....
WOW the colors.......;)

[Tess]

:) Mr. Natural :)

Disclaimer: Do as I say, not as I do.

[LixyChick]

Oh shit! Sure! Just after I load up on the brown acid.......NOW you tell me no! You mean to tell me men haven't always had that purple hue to them? I thought that was the reason Jimi sang "Purple Haze"! Geezzzzzz!

Why am I always the last to know?

And I spose the killer weed ACTUALLY kills too, huh?

[gekkogecko]

HR: excellent update, although I don't particularly agree with the sentiment, it's still apropriate for the times.

Which acid was I supposed to stay away from? Hard to keep track, though I gave up that stuff quite a while ago.

LixyChick: Yes, weed killer does actually kill weeds. Kills some other stuff, too.

[scotzoidman]

Speaking of killer weed, does anybody remember the govt. spraying weed killer on the pot crops in Mexico, thus scaring everybody that the lid you just purchased might actually kill you? Paraquat, I believe the said weed killer was called?

[Tess]

(Hmmm... Maybe this should be "The Old Head Thread")

[m45]

Paraquat Pot........... and brown Acid.

Oh my where did we come from ?

I remember now.... The late 60's

Don't bogart that joint me friend Pass it over to me.,,, roooooolllllllll another one, just like the other one and pass it over to me. Don't bogart that joint me friend....

H@rd Rock thanks for The Mr. Natural image..
Flash:)

[whitehorse]

Pixies head shop? LMAO.

[rabbit]

"Ahem"...(rabbit clears his throat as he hoists his sign)



HEY! HEY!

HO! HO!

"So Damn Insane" HAS GOT TO GO!

HO! HO!

HEY! HEY!

HAS SADDAM KILLED ANYONE ELSE TODAY?


(rabbit puts sign down, opens a cold beer and sits down)

[LixyChick]

Put your whiskey in your water, sugar in your tea....
What's all these questions your're askin me....
This is the craziest party there could ever be....
Don't turn on the lights, cause I don't wanna see.....

Mama told me not to come....
Mama told me not to come....
She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun.....NO!

*Ah hell....what'd Mama know? I never knew she came anyway.....let alone have sex but 5-6 times in her life!*

OK.....everyone go ewwwwwwwww and spank Lixy for that parental mental thought!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Ewwww, Lixy!

[jseal]

Gentlefolk, Does anyone remember the Adventures of Fat Freddie's Cat? He was my hero.

[Scarecrow]

Oh a stroll (flashback) through memory lane LOL



*waves* to Lilith if she should get lost and wander by;)

[Murphy]

Ahhh....Flashback alley... Anyone remember "Fritz the Cat"?

My little re-write of an old favorite:

C one thirty rollin down the strip
Marine Corps daddy gonna take a little trip
off to Baghdad via Bas-a-rain
gonna drop a little present on Saddam Hussein!

[Lilith]

*winks @t scarecrow and keeps right on keepin' on* ;)

[LixyChick]

Open up the windows, let some air into this room.....
I think my Momma's chokin from the smell of stale perfume.....
And that "cigarette" you're smokin, is chokin me half to death...
Open up the window sucker, let me catch my breath...


Of course I remember "Fritz the Cat" Murphy! Did we smoke all that stuff and miss everything? LOL *hugs*

Is that the same cat you mean jseal?

And in keeping with the theme......what about Cheech and Chong's contributions?


Momma told me not to come..............

[Vigil]

Fat Freddie's cat was in the Freak Brothers. So someone told me.

My Fave was when he crapped in the headphones.

[Tess]

Testing... 1,2,3....CHECK! Okay, rock & rollers...

Dr. Goop & The K-Y Show!!!

Well, we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kind of pills, that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've all adored, is the thrill that'll getcha
When you post your picture, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board,
Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there
Wanna send five copies to my mother [ Yeah! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

[ That's a very very good idea ]

I got a freaky old lady name a Cocaine Katy
Who embroideries on my jeans
I got my poor ol' grey haired daddy, drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow our minds but I’ll use them pictures I’ve stored.
Now my life will be richer when I post my picture, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board,
Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there
Wanna send five copies for my mother [ Yeah! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

[ Awww, dats beautiful ]

We got a lot of teenage blue eyed groopies who'll do anything we say
We got a genuine Indyan guru, who's teachin' us a better way
We got all the friends, that money can buy, but we somehow are feelin’ bored.
and we keep gettin' richer so were postin’ our picture nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board, wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there.
Wanna buy five copies for my mother [ Yeah, right! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board!
Nekkid on the Pixie Board!

Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there. [ It’s really much bigger in real life, baby ]
Gonna buy five copies for my mother [ She’d be so proud ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, [ I ain't kidding ya ]
Nekkid on the Pixie Board. [ Ah, what a wonderful money shot ]
[ the first shot, right up front man, I can see it now...can’t ya see me smilin' man, ahhhhh beautiful ]


:redghost: Huh? What? Did it happen again? These flashbacks are getting worse.... I LIKE IT!

[fzzy]

ROFL -- good one H@rdRock!!!! :)

[Vigil]

I had to right click for the next page - hope its not too big for ya!

[Tess]

TY fzzy :)

*right click* *right click* *right click* Is that a Viagra flashback, Vigil????

[LixyChick]

WAR!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah! What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing......say it again ya'll...

WAR........Good Gawd ya'll........


I should have looked that up but I didn't feel like all the pop-ups since my last visit to mymusic.com (and all those other 99+ lyrics sites)....to look for that song that Sugarsprinkles so graciously found for me....BTW! That's right! I got the entire mp3 loaded here on my RealOnePlayer.........LOL! Just dunno how to post the damn thing.........but that's a whole other thread.......

Carry on! Let you freak flag fly!

[Lilith]

*makes a sarong out of her freak flag*.....and keeps on movin'

[denny]

Well I hadn't been to this post before today but I now know who all the boomers are at Pixies. Brown, purple, windowpane, Hendrix, Three Dog Night, Cream, whew! You guys are showing some long teeth there. Good memories though, right Lilith?

[Lilith]

<~~~~ does not look in this thread but if she did she would not remember those memories :p

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by denny
.....You guys are showing some long teeth there. .....;)

[m45]

WOW LIXY!
Those were some flash backs.
Where we in the same frame in a different place.

You'r push'n to hard your push'n on me
You'r push'n to hard on the things you want me to be.
You'r push'n to hard every nite and day..
**********


Welcome to the planet of the 60's

[jseal]

Vigil, Yes, that's the one! Ah, fond memories... Yes sir, Those Were The Days, my friend, I thought they'd never end...

[Vigil]

Originally posted by jseal
Vigil, Yes, that's the one! Ah, fond memories... Yes sir, Those Were The Days, my friend, I thought they'd never end...

I remember the new days starting better than the old days ending.

[jseal]

Vigil, A common condition, one that I share.

[Scarecrow]

"All we are saying is give peace a chance"

Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney


Everybody is talking about blagism
Shagism, dragism and madism
Ragism and tagism bob tailing
Thisism, thatism, ism, ism, ism
George Chisolm, yes

All we are saying
Is give peace a chance
All we are saying
Is give peace a chance

Everybody's talking about ministers
Sinisters, banisters, canisters
Roger Bannisters, bishops, bishops
Bishop Auckland, rabbis, Popeyes, bye-byes
Max Bygraves and everybody else

All we are saying
Is give peace a chance
All we are saying
Is give peace a chance

Everybody's talking about revolution
Evolution, The Everly Brothers, mastication
Euston Station, fladulation, flatulation
Regulations, integration, mediation
United Nations, congratulations

All we are saying
Is give peace a chance
All we are saying
Is give peace a chance

Everybody in the Soviet Union, unite
Go down to the shops and talk about John and Yoko
Timothy Leary, Barbara Windsor, Yoko Ono, Madonna
Bobby Dylan, Bobby Charlton, Eddie Charlton
Tommy Cooper and the Amazing Horseradish Dancers
Derek Baker, Norman Mailer, Alan Ginsberg and the Hare Krishna Three

All we are saying
Is give peace a chance
All we are saying
Is give peace a chance

Everybody's talking about gagism, tagism
Shagism, dragism, madism
Ragism, tagism, botulism, thisism, thatism
Listen to this

Everybody's talking about ministers
Sinisters, banisters, canisters
Bishops, bishops, Bishop's Avenue
Why not talk about Bishop's Avenue
I've got a lovely house on Bishop's Avenue

Everybody's talking about Popeye, Olive Oyl
Everybody, everybody, everybody, Mrs. Jean Schnook
Twenty Three Chepstow Villas
Because they are the next contestant on "Make a B-Side"

All we are saying
Is give peace a chance
All we are saying
Is give peace a chance

[scotzoidman]

"No stems or seeds that you don't need,
Acapulco Gold is....
<big toke....>
BaaadAss Weeeeeeeeed!"

- Ashley Roachclip

[denny]

Scarecrow, you been there man! Next your gonna tell us about Naugahyde and Suzy Creamcheese. I am really enjoying this thread!

[Vigil]

I was wandering through the supermarket the other day when this tall strong woman with jet black hair came towards me. I just thought, oh hi there Lilith.

PS

I looked back to check out her ass - lovely.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Vigil
tall strong woman..........., oh hi there Lilith.




Does that mean she had a face like a bulldog???????:o:D

[m45]

I woke up this morning with the sun shining in,
I found my mind in a brown paper bag,,, with-in
I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high,
Tore my mind on a jagged sky,
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by m45
I woke up this morning with the sun shining in,
I found my mind in a brown paper bag,,, with-in
I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high,
Tore my mind on a jagged sky,
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.


Gosh, I haven't thought about that song in *forever!*

~~running out the door to log onto Kazaa~~

[airhog]

I wanna fuck all you white bitches :D

On a more serious note, I want to set a pixies record by sleeping with every female poster on this board. Twice is possible :D

[Teddy Bear]

Wow,,,,,,, memories! I dug out the photo album. Were we really that young? And it seems to me the kids are wearing the same stuff we did. lol

*sits in my bean bag chair wishing I could hear Hard Rock & Scarecrow sing*

*also digs out the atlas to see how far it is to Oklahoma....*

hey peace n love brother.
make love not war.
would ya like a brownie?
anyody else got the munchies man?

flower child Teddy :D :D

[jseal]

Teddy Bear, Those were the days, my friend. We thought they'd never end. We'd sing and dance forever and a day. We'd live the life we'd choose. We'd fight and never lose - those were the days! Oh yes, those were the days!

[Tess]

Leave it to Charles Barkley to sum it all up:

"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

[jseal]

H@rd Rock,

It would seem that I have underestimated Mr. Barkley.

[Scarecrow]

heres a little ditty for the 60's crowd

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Makes you wanna holler "hi-dee-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

[jseal]

Scarecrow,

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
'ceptin Alice.

[Vigil]

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "You're all wrong. The French are the easiest to operate on. They’ve no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

[skipthisone]

Oooo-la-laaa

[Scarecrow]

For all those in the USA It is tax DAY did you pay up yet.

[jseal]

Scarecrow,

Yeah, I got dinged for several hundred dollars!

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Tax Day...what a joke...since I only worked a few hours a month during school, I got a whopping refund of $13! :p

[skipthisone]

I had what i considered to be the worst situation...I did my own taxes and got a nice refund back and in my pocket by January 30th...THEN.....The town I live and my wife works for part time calls on Feb 2 saying they screwed up all their tax forms all year and we owed a bunch of back taxes for the year...so today i begrudgingly had to mail back almost $2000.00 that I was given.....

The taxman givith and the taxman taketh away.....

[Vigil]

Death and taxes STO me'ol'mucker.

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

oops

[Vigil]

Please feel free to say exactly what you want - I don't mind - but I would like to know why the censorship of Donkey Punch was done as it was.

TTFN

[Lilith]

I would be glad to answer any questions you have in PM ( which you have disabled Vigil). I am always happy to answer questions. The decision was made to keep the thread to it's topic content and to close it. If anyone has specific questions please feel free to PM me as there is no need to be discussing this Administrative decision in posts.

[Steph]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Can I talk about how I want to bend Lilith over the end of the couch ….. flip up her skirt ….. and ….. kneel down….. ?:p

Can I huh? Can I?

Don't you mention that in every thread anyway:lust:

[Steph]

Originally posted by H@rd Rock
:) Mr. Natural :)

Disclaimer: Do as I say, not as I do.

Oh my God!!! Back in my pothead days, I devoured those comics! Wait . . . are those the pothead comics?

. . . I'm obviously having a pothead moment here . . .

[Steph]

Originally posted by jseal
Gentlefolk, Does anyone remember the Adventures of Fat Freddie's Cat? He was my hero.

THAT'S the comic I was thinking of!!! Good times!