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Lilith
02-28-2003, 10:34 AM
So something my S/O did last night got me thinking about this............

What foods remind you of body parts??? I can not see a banana or corn with out thinking dick due to Christine and Sharni's produce pics.

Here's what got me thinking bout this........ last night we had "date night" and went to this Chinese restaurant I love. Well I cracked my fortune cooking in half, then ate one half and gave my S/O the other half. He proceeds to look at the cookie and got a wicked grin on his face. He sticks out his pointy tongue and licks the cookie and I am like wtf??????? and he flips the broken cookie around to show me it looks like a pussy. He licks the cookie slit again and I almost fell out laughing.......rude bastard :p

Tell me what food makes you think........yummmmmmm genitalia:p?????????
PantyFanatic
02-28-2003, 10:47 AM
I love a dripping taco. :p
PantyFanatic
02-28-2003, 10:50 AM
Brake open a Twinkie....... long ways. :p
T-S
02-28-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
I can not see a banana or corn with out thinking dick due to Christine and Sharni's produce pics.

I can't look a carrot in the face without thinking of Christine :D
T-S
02-28-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
I can not see a banana or corn with out thinking dick due to Christine and Sharni's produce pics.

Or a cucumber......maybe I'm just thinking about Christine too much :D
scotzoidman
02-28-2003, 10:56 AM
Attributed to George Carlin: Can anyone watch a woman eat a banana & not think about a blowjob?
skipthisone
02-28-2003, 10:57 AM
Mushu pork...think about sex...spaghetti....think about sex....mashed potatoes....sex...pizza...sex....lettuce..sex....yep!
PantyFanatic
02-28-2003, 11:06 AM
LMAO@Skip
Casperr
02-28-2003, 11:49 AM
PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever since that pic, Lilith...... Whoa boy! Pumpkin pumpkin PUMPkin!!! lol :)


CasperTG
(Who is quite keen to try a banana in the ass one day)
fzzy
02-28-2003, 12:05 PM
ice cream cone .... love to lick an ice cream cone!
Lilith
02-28-2003, 12:27 PM
fzzy~ me too!!!!!!!!


This was my first post at Pixies ever..........

http://pixies-place.com/lilith/scribbles/scribbles5.htm
JohnnyJohnson
02-28-2003, 02:02 PM
Not that it looks much like a pussy, but whenever I eat a fresh peach I can't help but think about having my face buried in my wife's sweet little "peach." It's soft and slightly fuzzy and the juice is sticky, sweet and gets all over my face!

Hey, ever stick your finger into a peach? Its soft, moist flesh gives way with a slurp and surrounds the digit quite snugly.

You can see why I make the connection.
PantyFanatic
02-28-2003, 02:28 PM
OMFG!!!!! :rolleyes:

Do I need my passport to get into Georgia?
fzzy
02-28-2003, 03:47 PM
great story Lilith!

those water bottles that come with their own nipple/spout .... not the shape of the bottle, but sucking water out of that spout thing .... always makes me feel like I've done a major regression! LOL
denny
02-28-2003, 05:05 PM
Mangos are so juicy and sweet and they have this fiber thing happening, well............. you can see why i like them!
LixyChick
02-28-2003, 06:19 PM
Ever see that movie "Flashdance"?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Lickin all that juicy butter off that lobster (in my case Maryland Blue Claw Crab....as I am a cheap date and don't like lobster).......and flicking my tongue all over the white meat as I slurp it into my mouth and while holding it between my fingers I suck it in and pull it out and lick my lips and do it again!

OMG!.....Gotta go do something! Mmmmmmmmm!!!!!
denny
02-28-2003, 06:54 PM
Yes I saw it and I can just see you sucking the meat off the ends of the legs you have just ripped out of the shell. Now you lick your fingers one by one, getting every speck of old bay on your tongue.
rabbit
02-28-2003, 08:03 PM
Popsicles always seem phallic to me. Watching a woman eat one makes me feel horny...guaranteed.

rabbit
turbo_mmx
03-01-2003, 04:32 AM
i have had these on my computer for ages. tell me what ya think :D
turbo_mmx
03-01-2003, 04:33 AM
another
turbo_mmx
03-01-2003, 04:33 AM
and another
turbo_mmx
03-01-2003, 04:35 AM
one more
turbo_mmx
03-01-2003, 04:37 AM
last one :)

enjoy :D
txgrneyes
03-03-2003, 01:14 AM
very interesting pics and all
Vigil
03-03-2003, 01:22 AM
Do you know how to squeeze open a ripe fig, exposing the moist rich red flesh within?
TinkerBell69
03-03-2003, 09:56 AM
Ice cream. Everytime. YUM
Passion Please
03-03-2003, 10:04 AM
Its the way the food is eaten more than the food itself for me.....

Having said that...a choclate bar.......sucked and licked......mmmm..gets my own bar going every time