just a little joke

[ozfuzz]

Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlour. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise! Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlour.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. Miss Annie," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl). "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.

And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter!"

[ozfuzz]

A PASSENGER IN A TAXI TAPPED THE DRIVER
ON THE SHOULDER TO ASK HIM SOMETHING.


THE DRIVER SCREAMED, LOST CONTROL OF THE CAB,
NEARLY HIT A BUS, DROVE UP
OVER THE CURB, AND STOPPED JUST INCHES FROM A
LARGE PLATE GLASS WINDOW.


FOR A FEW MOMENTS EVERYTHING WAS SILENT IN THE
CAB, THEN THE DRIVER SAID,
"PLEASE, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. YOU SCARED THE
DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME".

THE PASSENGER, WHO WAS ALSO FRIGHTENED,
APOLOGIZED AND SAID HE DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT A TAP ON THE SHOULDER COULD FRIGHTEN
HIM SO MUCH, TO WHICH THE
DRIVER REPLIED, "I'M VERY SORRY, IT'S REALLY NOT
YOUR FAULT AT ALL.
TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING A CAB. I'VE BEEN DRIVING
A HEARSE FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS."

[ozfuzz]

THIS IS A GENUINE PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST.


IT IS A STORY ABOUT A GIRL.

WHILE AT THE FUNERAL OF HER OWN MOTHER,
SHE MET THIS GUY WHOM SHE DID NOT KNOW.


SHE THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS AMAZING,
SO MUCH HER DREAM GUY SHE BELIEVED HIM TO BE,
THAT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM THERE BUT NEVER ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER
AND COULD NOT FIND HIM.


A FEW DAYS LATER THE GIRL KILLED HER OWN SISTER.



QUESTION: WHAT IS HER MOTIVE IN KILLING HER SISTER?



GIVE THIS SOME THOUGHT FOR A WHILE BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN. DON'T CHEAT!!!!
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ANSWER:

SHE WAS HOPING THAT THE GUY WOULD APPEAR AT THE FUNERAL AGAIN.

IF YOU ANSWERED THIS CORRECTLY,
YOU THINK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH.
THIS WAS A TEST BY A FAMOUS AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGIST
USED TO TEST IF ONE HAS THE SAME MENTALITY AS A KILLER.
MANY ARRESTED SERIAL KILLERS TOOK PART IN THIS TEST
AND ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY.
IF YOU DIDN'T ANSWER CORRECTLY, GOOD FOR YOU.
IF YOUR FRIENDS ANSWERED CORRECTLY, MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. (IF YOU GOT THE ANSWER CORRECT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN TAKE YOU OFF MY E-MAIL LIST..... UNLESS THAT WILL TICK YOU OFF, THEN I'LL JUST BE EXTRA NICE TO YOUR FROM NOW ON

[LixyChick]

I couldn't for the life of me answer that!

Whew! Glad I couldn't!