A Cowboys Guide To Life.....

[Sharni]

Never squat with yer spurs on.

There's two theories to arguin; with a woman; neither works.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

The quickest way to double you money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket

Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys :rolleyes: :D

[T-S]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
Never squat with yer spurs on.
Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys :rolleyes: :D

Nice little disclaimer there Sharni :D

[ryder]

"never miss a good opportunity to shut up"

"always ride in the middle of the pack, those on the edges get picked out first"

"never kick fresh dung on a hot summer day"

'The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still
warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow'

'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.'

'It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.'

'Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.'

'never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco'

'speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.'

and my favorite....

'There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.'

[dzbuster]

every good ranch has at least one cliff

[jennaflower]

and where is Horseman's reply???

hehehehe :)

[PantyFanatic]

Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys
Have we really become so hypersensitive? :rolleyes:

[rabbit]

and here's one more that I (as a REAL rider, owner of horses) like to recall and remember when I am riding....

"Keep your mind on what's between your legs!"

:D


(for me that's always easy to do.... :p)

rrrrabbit

[horseman12]

Gotta love it, LMAO, words to live by!! and no offense takin'

[horseman12]

Originally posted by jennaflower
and where is Horseman's reply???

hehehehe :) Darlin you know i would have to respond to this thread!!

[txgrneyes]

Damn horseman every time I see your pic...I just wish I was that saddle...and can I keep my mind on what is between your legs?

[horseman12]

txgrneyes, I do believe my ridin style would change dramatically if you were my saddle.

[txgrneyes]

Ohhhhh, I love it when you talk like that. Would you have a saddle I could sit on too? ;)

[horseman12]

in two words "hell yes"

[BamaKyttn]

"She came in with a saddle and a set of jumper cables......!"

[txgrneyes]

Sorry i have a thing for cowboys....

[Oldfart]

A cowboy with a big pommel.

[Fangtasia]

These still make me laugh *L*