Guys, we just can't win ...

[dicksbro]

Just found this ... answers a lot of questions ... :)

Why A Man Can't Win


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

[PantyFanatic]

Now tell us a joke. I want to laugh.

That's TOO true,........... and I lived it.

[skipthisone]

All I can do is nod my head

[horseman12]

another nodding

[BIBI]

........just shaking mine! :)

[Vintage Vixen]

Sorry but i have to disagree...but then i guess it would depend on the type of women you deal with and if it was in a work envirorment or in a relationship.Just my opinion.

[Tess]

Very true. A perfect overview of female logic at it's best.

Of course, Female Logic is the supreme oxymoron.

(ducks as bricks come flying from all corners at my noggin')

[Lilith]

H@rd Rock~ "no sex for you".......says Lilith the sex nazi:p:D

[Tess]

No sex, huh? Well, me and my dick are going home... So there!! :0

[Scarecrow]

:( :mad: :redghost:

[Nice Guy]

*nodding*

[Vintage Vixen]

Originally posted by H@rd Rock
Very true. A perfect overview of female logic at it's best.

Of course, Female Logic is the supreme oxymoron.

(ducks as bricks come flying from all corners at my noggin') LILITH...GET THE WHIP AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THESE "BOYS" :p

Come on ..you guy's don't really beleive this b.s do ya?And if ya do well then you've been dealing with the wrong WOMEN..DAMNIT !!

[scotzoidman]

Have a seditave, BSB...I don't think this was intended to be taken that seriously...at least I don't take it that way...altho' it wouldn't be funny if there wasn't a grain of truth in it... ;)

[Steph]

Originally posted by dicksbro

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

I was lucky enough to get flowers from my guy today. I didn't think he was after anything! If I never get flowers from him again, I'll survive :)

I don't want to pick this one apart, I'm sure it was meant in fun but I don't think it was fair to wonderful women and our wonderful relationships with our men! :)

[GermanSteve]

These things are very true. Been there. Sometimes hated it. :(

[dicksbro]

Whoa!

I thought it was funny ... not serious ... and certainly not intended to upset anyone.

[Sharni]

I agree dicksbro

Plenty of man-bashing jokes tend to turn up and they take it as it was intended...as a joke

I think some women just need to see the funny side of things....not take everything so seriously or personally....

[dicksbro]

Thanks, Sharniqua.

[Oldfart]

Dicksbro,

The joke's on us.

Smile and duck.

[Lilith]

Matters not how it was meant or how it is taken!!!!!! All of you to the dungeon~~~~~~ Some one mentioned a whipping and I'm in the mood.......

single file:p

no pushing:p

we are all going to the same place:p

there is plenty of lashings for everyone:D

*kisses* ((hugs))~~~~~>smack!

[Irish]

I totally disagree.After awhile,your SO knows if you are a good
worker,and appreciates your situation.I have always been of the
opinion,that it's not how much money you make as long as your
bills get paid!My wife is pretty easygoing,but if I don't like my job,
I eventually leave it.Over the years,I have had jobs that paid good,but I didn't like.As far as I'm concerned,it doesn't matter if the pay is good,if you hate going to work.Luckily,I have been with my woman,long enough for her to know my work ethics.A million
dollars is nice but doesn't make up for unhappiness! Irish

[LixyChick]

EVERYONE has neglected to see that this list is from one extreme to the other!


"If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum."

What about the TYPICAL guy in your life.....that works "just enough"?



"If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard. "

What about the TYPICAL guy in your life.....that you have seen shed a tear at the loss of a loved one (but he didn't know you saw)........and was stronger than you had ever expected during that same mourning period?



"If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy"

And this notion is SOOOOOOOOOO outdated......it shouldn't even be included on this list! More men are now "stay at home dads" than ever before in the history of Venus and Mars!



To ALL of the statements on the list.........one person or another will find a way to implicate at least one of them into their own "personal" lives. But for the most part...........the list is extreme! There IS a middle ground to ALL of the statements on the list!


CAN I GET AN........"AMEN" LIXY?

[jseal]

Originally posted by Steph

I was lucky enough to get flowers from my guy today. I didn't think he was after anything! If I never get flowers from him again, I'll survive :)

I don't want to pick this one apart, I'm sure it was meant in fun but I don't think it was fair to wonderful women and our wonderful relationships with our men! :)

Steph, Humor is seldom, if ever, fair.

[Tess]

Yes, dear... right again, dear

(ingrained reflex)

[Sharni]

No...not everyone Lixy :)

I truely cannot believe that this was taken as anything other than it was intended.....A joke!!

Jeezzzz....Lighten up people

[T-S]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
No...not everyone Lixy :)

I truely cannot believe that this was taken as anything other than it was intended.....A joke!!

Jeezzzz....Lighten up people

Guys, we just can't win ;) :D :p

[Sharni]

Guys, we just can't win ;):D:p

LMFAO

Nope and don't you forget it j/k :D:D

[Vintage Vixen]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
Have a seditave, BSB...I don't think this was intended to be taken that seriously...at least I don't take it that way...altho' it wouldn't be funny if there wasn't a grain of truth in it... ;)


LOL...I KNOW,,,,you guy's take things to seriously lighten up lol :):):)

[Tess]

yes, dear... right again, dear...
(where is that damn remote control???)

[Vintage Vixen]

But what LIXY said goes !!

[dzbuster]

quietly looking skyward whistling innocently

[Vigil]

We're all nodding because we recognise some or all of these paradoxes in our cultures, some current some not so current anymore.

They don't apply to everyone all the time - though no doubt there is some poor guy out there.

Let the worm turn from time to time and have a laugh.

[big_yin]

Amen Lixy!!!!!!!

LMFAO!

I assume this is to be taken as a joke.....................but there is a grain of truth in there depending what day of the week.....
or week of the month............

did someone mention a dungeon??