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skipthisone
02-20-2003, 11:31 AM
So if a very flattulent man was standing in the woods and a tree fell, would it stink?
horseman12
02-20-2003, 12:06 PM
who's around to smell it?
dicksbro
02-20-2003, 12:30 PM
Not necessarily, unless, of course, his flatulence resulted in a gaseous discharge within range of functioning nostrils. But, thanks for asking. :D
Lilith
02-20-2003, 01:18 PM
Only if he claps with one hand
T-S
02-20-2003, 01:53 PM
Only if a woman said so ;) :D
BIBI
02-20-2003, 04:18 PM
nope.......cause the whooshing of the tree falling would blow it away ;)
skipthisone
02-20-2003, 04:28 PM
Ummmm...what is a whoos???
LixyChick
02-20-2003, 05:16 PM
Depends on how important this man is!
Nobody Special
02-20-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by BIBI
nope.......cause the whooshing of the tree falling would blow it away ;)

I have to dissagree with you there.... I live with some one that you have discribed... and all I can say is that even when he is gone you know he was there......... and it does make you eyes water too....

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Scarecrow
02-20-2003, 08:19 PM
Only if it forms an isosceles triangle.
scotzoidman
02-20-2003, 09:09 PM
More importantly, if he says something, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?
Lilith
02-20-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by scotzoidman
More importantly, if he says something, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?


of course:p
DragonLady
02-20-2003, 11:14 PM
Just Plain EWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Vigil
02-21-2003, 01:43 AM
Eventually.
LixyChick
02-21-2003, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by skipthisone
So if a very flattulent man was standing in the woods and a tree fell, would it stink?

Trees don't stink when they fall....(which is how this sentence is worded)***

But..........there would be a "stink" in a couple of days if the tree fell on the flatulent man and killed him...............and he didn't even tell his wife he was going to the woods!



***Sorry bout that..........I knew I should have been an English teacher! LOL!
dicksbro
02-21-2003, 08:17 AM
Trees don't stink when they fall....(which is how this sentence is worded)***

I don't know. Cut down a poplar tree one time and it really did stink. Ewwwww.

Maybe it was just standing in something. Ya' think?
LixyChick
02-21-2003, 06:30 PM
Oh db! Now I gotta go out to the barn and ask my hubby if I can smell his wood!

Boy won't he just love that question! *wink*

P.S.......He's got a hunk of poplar he's making into a shelf for me! You guys always think I am thinking cock! Geezzzzzzzzzz!!!
Aussiescribbler
02-22-2003, 12:04 AM
Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
scotzoidman
02-22-2003, 12:35 AM
Does your nose run & your feet smell? Perhaps you're built upside down...
dicksbro
02-22-2003, 06:34 AM
LMAO Scotz.

Glory be, Miss Lixy ... why the very thought of you considering something other than the shelves would never enter my innocent mind. I am truly shocked and must brace myself less these wobbly legs give out.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah ... right. :D :D
Oldfart
02-22-2003, 06:57 AM
It only smells if reported in the evening news.

What is the sound of one hand crapping, Lil?
Lilith
02-22-2003, 10:12 AM
it would sound like me wretching:p
scotzoidman
02-22-2003, 10:24 AM
Wouldn't that be the sound of the dice coming up snake eyes?