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jennaflower
02-19-2003, 08:59 PM
Just gotta say....

There is absolutely NOTHING on this earth that can possibly compare to the feeling of an Orgasm... wooohooo :)

After 3 weeks of absolutely no time for physical release (movies, parties, friends, son, etc) I finally made time for ME this evening... and OH MY... thanks to a little modivation... it was bliss :) Thank heavens for batteries :)

Anyway... can anyone think of ANYTHING in this world that even comes close to the feeling of an orgasm? Alright.. some might say certain illegal drugs... some may say alcohol... but honestly.. I can't think of anything even remotely close..


<note to self> must make more time for ME :)

Tess
02-19-2003, 09:03 PM
Poppers is the closest thing I've come to it. But who needs poppers when you can pop off anytime?

kleclere
02-19-2003, 09:13 PM
Icecream with chocolate on a hot summer day.

Vigil
02-20-2003, 02:07 AM
Some have said scoring the winning points at the superbowl or whatever your big sport is - but I would beg to differ and agree with you Jen - there's something about all the natural chemicals etc that the body releases with orgasm that makes you know its just so right.

Synthetic chemicals don't come close.

fzzy
02-20-2003, 02:39 AM
A tall cold drink on a very hot day ... the feel of it cooling down your throat .... and often the feel of it spreading through your system .... well its a very close second! :)

BigBear57
02-20-2003, 05:32 AM
At the risk of being accused of being corny.... a waking cuddle on a sunday morning, a child's first laughter after a lengthy illness, a warm cocoa by a fire on a cold night with someone special, the first touches after a long awaited "I love you" (OK, I know.... enough already)

horseman12
02-20-2003, 07:53 AM
The only thing i can think of that could compare is your body next to mine, and the friction it would cause.

Lilith
02-20-2003, 08:04 AM
Not a thing........:p

skipthisone
02-20-2003, 09:34 AM
Does the happy orgasm dance for Jenna

jay
02-20-2003, 09:49 AM
the sound of a perfectly running ghia engine after almost a year of rebuilding it

Stillwater
02-20-2003, 10:05 AM
you know how it is when you wake up, you have your juice for breakfast, you take a shower, the water feels fantastic. you talk to your best friend, meet up with some people, laugh and talk. maybe grab a cup of coffee about 10... everything just falls in place, man theres no work today, you get stuff done that you'd been putting off.

yeah, thats a lot better than when I lay around and deside I have nothing better to do but fuck myself like a cheap and dirty prostitute. of course theres different TYPES of orgasm.. and the best kinds of orgasms don't compare to anything less than a perfect day... and a perfect day usually involves a perfect night where you get the best kind of orgasm :D

quisath
02-20-2003, 05:46 PM
I have to agree Jenna..................you hit the Nail on the Head.


Hope you doing Fine Cutie. ;)

LixyChick
02-21-2003, 06:26 AM
I can't think of a thing but I was told once (from a man) that a sneeze is the next best thing to an orgasm!

I looked at him like the RCA dog (head tilted, questionable look on my face).

Has ANYONE ever heard of such a ridiculous thing? He was definitely serious!

BTW......congrats Jenna! We should ALL take more time for ourselves! Now.....stop reading this and go do "it" again, G/F! TeeHee!

dicksbro
02-21-2003, 08:57 AM
Hmmmm. I did hear that about sneezing once, but I didn't believe it then either.

(LMAO, Lixy, picturing you sitting there pretending to be the RCA dog. What a vivid description!)

Lilith
02-21-2003, 12:54 PM
<~~~~~~ ponders if you can OD by sniffing black pepper


ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:D

hairypalmblind
02-21-2003, 02:16 PM
Jenna...I am with you.

I frequently marvel over the power of sexuality...the way it can prompt happily married people to stray...the way people risk death to have sex with an unprotected stranger...the way 14 year old girls risk pregnancy to have sex...the way you and I are drawn into our masturbatory frenzies....

Indeed, the orgasm is unique. No other physical sensation or mental/emotional need comes close to the satisfaction offered by an orgasm.

SexKittten_18
02-21-2003, 02:17 PM
Sneezing, they say its an orgasm of the whole body. And it makes me feel all tingly and light-headed after, just like an orgasm!! ^.^

Wicked Wanda
02-22-2003, 10:56 AM
This has been a ery interesting thread for me to read.
I maybe different than some of you, but as a PHYSICAL event, nothing in my life comes close to the intensity and overall bliss I feel from an orgasm...
I notice that many of you put down emotional things that were as good or as close to an orgasm.
I have had emotional orgasms. Maybe a better way would be to say I have had orgasms that also were emotional, with a loved one. But most of my orgasms, are just an intensly physical pleasure.
Am I different some how?

wondering, and thoughtful....

WW

hairypalmblind
02-22-2003, 01:31 PM
No...Wanda...you are refreshingly correct. Love is love, and an orgasm is an orgasm!

Loulabelle
02-22-2003, 02:20 PM
For me the only thing that is better than the feeling of an orgasm is the feeling of giving SOMEONE ELSE an orgasm!

If I had to choose between only ever giving or receiving orgasms, I'd choose to give them. There is NOTHING like that thrill. . . . mmmmmmmm. . . :D

airhog
02-22-2003, 06:19 PM
Hmm jumping a 26 foot set of doubles on my bicycle for the first time is a pretty big rush

Dimplesguy
02-22-2003, 08:06 PM
Well I would have to agree with Loulabelle. But in the absence of some one........sounds like you had a great one!

Boru
02-22-2003, 09:13 PM
The sound of my little girl laughing.....especially after she has been ill or hurt. NOTHING feels like that, nothing nothing nothing. Except maybe a toddler struggling to say a mispronounced, "I love you, Daddy"

BORU

Steph
02-24-2003, 03:45 PM
I agree with Stillwater's assessment of the perfect day :)

Also, I work with four annoying people and on my Friday (saturday) ALL of them called in sick!!! It made the work day sooooooo much better. :) Not quite an orgasm but a work orgasm . . . :)

Deno
02-24-2003, 04:01 PM
I found a IV drug that pretty much made me orgasm when it hit in, the problem is it is VERY painful up until that point and the doctor I got it from didn't tell me what it was. It apperently was to allow my muslces to relax for the operation or something.

I just figure if I want an orgasm, I'll have one.. no need for needles and drugs.

Deno
02-24-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by SexKittten_18
Sneezing, they say its an orgasm of the whole body. And it makes me feel all tingly and light-headed after, just like an orgasm!! ^.^

1/7th the intesity of an orgasm isn't it?

*begins throwing handfuls of powdered pepper into the room*

:eek: :D

quisath
02-24-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
<~~~~~~ ponders if you can OD by sniffing black pepper


ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:D


Pssssssssssst.......SNIFF THIS!:p

martian
02-25-2003, 12:51 PM
A friend of mine once told me she was undergoing a bizzare nerve condition. Everytime she sneezed, she had an orgasm.

I asked her if she was taking anything for it.

"Yes," she said, "Snuff."

Pussy Willow
02-25-2003, 03:36 PM
Whatever you choose to do, it's always a good idea to make some time for yourself.

After 3 weeks you ABSOLUTELY deserve it !!!!!!!