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Lovediva
02-19-2003, 07:07 PM
Tooo bad it's so hard to get into them!!!!! LMAO!!!;) :D :D
Scarecrow
02-19-2003, 07:22 PM
Just some more buttons and bows to open up
jseal
02-19-2003, 07:59 PM
Lovediva, where can I get some for my wife?
Nobody Special
02-20-2003, 12:04 AM
yea too bad that the Zipper is on the WRONG Lips..... LOL

;)E
PantyFanatic
02-20-2003, 12:37 AM
LMAO@Nobody Special:D
skipthisone
02-20-2003, 09:36 AM
Zippity do daa, zippity aaaa
LixyChick
02-20-2003, 06:12 PM
Gives new meaning to "Zip your lips"!!!
sweetc0rn
02-21-2003, 06:18 AM
Errmm... guess thats a new things man want to get for their wife!
dicksbro
02-21-2003, 08:01 AM
Now I know where WinZip came from.
Oldfart
02-21-2003, 08:10 AM
You do realise that if it's got a zip, it also means that it's got teeth.
xanne
02-22-2003, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Oldfart
You do realise that if it's got a zip, it also means that it's got teeth.

Ooohh................OUCH! :p
Comshaw
03-02-2003, 01:29 PM
A newlywed couple entered their honeymoon suite. The young man had been told by his father to lay down the law about who was the boss as soon as he could after the marriage ceremony. With that in mind the young man pulled off his trousers and tossed them to his new bride.
"Here,"he said in an authoritive voice,"put these on."
His bride, with a puzzled look on her face, pulled on the trousers.

She stood holding the waist band, to keep the oversized pants from falling down and said,"I can't wear these, they're much too large."

"And you remember that!"Her new husband said,"Keep in mine who wears the pants in this family!"

The young mans bride thought for a minute, dropped his trousers to the floor, reached under her dress, pulled down and stepped out of the tiny pair of lace panties she had on.

She tossed them to her husband and said,"Here, you put these on."

Her young husband stood staring at the pair of tiny lace panties hanging from one of his fingers.

"I can't possibly get in to these!" He protested.

"That's right!" His new wife said,"And you're not going to until you change your attitude!"

That's who wears the pants in the family!

Comshaw
LixyChick
03-02-2003, 05:07 PM
LMAO Comshaw!

Welcum to Pixies! I see you will fit in well here, hun!

*tossing my bra to you.."Put this on!"* LOL!
SexySlut-BiBoy
03-02-2003, 09:25 PM
Women wear pants in your house? Kwel. The boys get to walk around naked in your house, huh? Do the boys get to wear pretty dresses in your house? Women in power. I'm hard. Do you wear bras and thongs in your house? Ooh! baby you've got the correct lips for me. God? I'm an atheist. Sometimes playing with yourself can be soooo much fun. LixyChick, shit I love your picture, girl! You've got such a great ass! Sweetc0rn
that girl is sooooo fly. Dicksbro, I haven't senior member! Lol. Shit! I have such a dirty mind, take advantage of it! Tossing the bra. I'd put in on. "Hey, hey who wears the bras and pretty dresses in this house? Oh that's right. We both do!" I'm not a "member yet". I had members before. Ha. Ha. I'm way sooooo slutty.
TinkerBell69
03-03-2003, 10:48 AM
OMG I so want that piercing!!!!!!

Its krazy, my mother never would let me get my nipples pierced, but I said I wanted my clit dun and she's like "oooooh, pretty!!!!!!" WTF!
Irish
03-03-2003, 12:53 PM
I have to agree with Nobody Special&PF! Irish
P.S.FYI.In my opinion,noone special should wear the pants(make
the rules)in a relationship.It should be decided mutually.Otherwise,it's not a RELATIONSHIP!