Men's Rules For giving cunnulingus

[SteinFibers]

These are men's Rules for giving cunnulingus



1. If men are going to pleasure you, please don't give us directions. No one likes a supervisor.(i.e higher, lower, almost there)

2. Our favourite sports team lost, so I feel like shit too, so don't think its funny, because it's important to me, so no I don't feel like it either.

3. Men play video games to clear our minds, I mean, its a high pressure situation we have to get ready for!

I could try to make up a whole bunch of other rules. But to be honest I would be just making them up like the 3 up there. IF we do give cunnulingus, its just because we are drunk, we want a BJ in return, or we really do love you. Our love is not bound by rules.

SteinFibers.


:D

[Kitsune]

I'd like to debunk rule number one.
Every woman is different. Sometimes direction is better than having an unsatisfied woman. When you get an unsatisifed woman you can sometimes kiss the BJ's goodbye.

[SteinFibers]

I totally agree..Please re-read what i Wrote after Rule #3. I guess I wasn't as clear as I thought. I mean, when it comes to the person you love, there are no rules...I guess there should be no rules. But then, I guess I am just a hopeless romantic.

Please advise...

SteinFibers

[Santiago]

uhh...what happened to "we just like to do it"

[Joshka]

Here's a question, what is the best way to deal with the juices on your face when you have performed cunnilingus? Surely it's rude to wipe it off with your arm, but do women want a kiss. Is it okay to give her a quick kiss on the forehead and then wipe it off with a tissue?

[Vintage Vixen]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SteinFibers
[B]These are men's Rules for giving cunnulingus



1. If men are going to pleasure you, please don't give us directions. No one likes a supervisor.(i.e higher, lower, almost there)

2. Our favourite sports team lost, so I feel like shit too, so don't think its funny, because it's important to me, so no I don't feel like it either.

3. Men play video games to clear our minds, I mean, its a high pressure situation we have to get ready for!

1.Some men need directions
2.If thats allyou have to worry about is a losing team,we all should be so lucky.
3.LMAO :rolleyes:

[Vintage Vixen]

THEN AGAIN....SOME NEED NO DIRECTION :)

[Xpose]

Originally posted by Joshka
what is the best way to deal with the juices on your face when you have performed cunnilingus? Surely it's rude to wipe it off with your arm, but do women want a kiss.

I can't speak for all women, but Mrs Xpose loves a kiss after I have licked and sucked on her pussy, she loves to lick her own juices off of my face. It's a real turn, try it!

[jay]

I agree with xpose

[txgrneyes]

Ok guys...since you can't seem to agree on any rules here is a bit of advise from someone who loves that you can go south. Just use your ears...listen to her...and you will know if you are doing it right or not.
As far as us going south...if you will we will. It is that simple!
And when it comes to juice on your face...it is all a matter of taste...we will let you know if we like it or not.

There is no rules...just do what you can to satisfy the person your with and we will in turn satisfy you.

Just my opinion.

[quisath]

Ahhhhhh....................I am not associated in any way to the Author of this Thread.

I will say that pleasing a Woman with oral sex has always been a Favorite with me.........................but I do want a Clean Smelling enjoyable partner. (don't want the Days Cheese in the way) ;)

[Dan99NY]

My personal rules are:

1. Make her wet before you even get your lips near her lips.

2. Start slow and build up speed.

3. Save the Clit for last.

4. Pay attention to her responses. If she moans ... keep doing what you're doing.

5. Use the alphabet when you are teasing the clit directly.

6. Learn from your mistakes and strive for multiple orgasms.

7. Don't get in a rut and be predictable.

8. Talk dirty if necessary.

9. Learn more techniques.

10. If she likes a take charge type of guy ... be ruthless, proactive and unyielding.

11. If she wants you to bend to her beauty and dominate you ... resist then give it. Afterwards, act like she forced you and say you'll never do it again.

[hagel9]

OK I am no expert,but to please my woman I got my tounge pierced then got a vibrating tounge barbell with a greenlatex type ball with little ruffles on it.And her come taste sweet.and she kisses me like I kiss her, after she has finished me off.

[airhog]

Originally posted by Dan99NY
My personal rules are:



3. Save the Clit for last.

4. Pay attention to her responses. If she moans ... keep doing what you're doing.

5. Use the alphabet when you are teasing the clit directly.

6. Learn from your mistakes and strive for multiple orgasms.



These rules wouldnt work in my relationship.

3. My gf doesnt like to be teased, if I dont go for the clit, she loses her drive.

4. My gf doesnt moan except during orgasm, so that wouldnt help me

5. My gf doesnt like me changing direction. Ive done the alphabet before sometimes for 10 or 15 minutes, but it just doesnt get her off.

6. I agree with the first part, but my gf hardly ever wants a second orgasm.

Im not saying your rules are right or wrong. But I dont think that any set of rules can apply to many women. Every woman likes it a bit differently. I think the best rule one can learn is to be open minded, dont be afraid to ask what kind of oral sex she likes, and be willing to learn new things or change your style to please her better.

[Vintage Vixen]

Originally posted by Dan99NY
My personal rules are:

1. Make her wet before you even get your lips near her lips.

2. Start slow and build up speed.

3. Save the Clit for last.

4. Pay attention to her responses. If she moans ... keep doing what you're doing.

5. Use the alphabet when you are teasing the clit directly.

6. Learn from your mistakes and strive for multiple orgasms.

7. Don't get in a rut and be predictable.

8. Talk dirty if necessary.

9. Learn more techniques.

10. If she likes a take charge type of guy ... be ruthless, proactive and unyielding.

11. If she wants you to bend to her beauty and dominate you ... resist then give it. Afterwards, act like she forced you and say you'll never do it again. NOW THERE YA GO !! :D

[Dan99NY]

In response to AirHog:

Im not saying your rules are right or wrong. But I dont think that any set of rules can apply to many women.

a few of the rules have the word "if". It clearly implies all females don't follow these rules. Also, number 4 requires her feedback.

Every woman likes it a bit differently.

I believe I just answered this part.

I think the best rule one can learn is to be open minded,

Rule number 9 requires an open mind. That's why it's there.

dont be afraid to ask what kind of oral sex she likes,

This relates to getting feedback. If she gives you step by step directions ... then it makes it predictable. It's important to satisfy her, but it's also important to be unpredictable in one way or another. This relates to rule 4, 6 and 9.

and be willing to learn new things or change your style to please her better.

This is rule my rule ... number 9.

With you AirHog, your girlfriend/wife is already telling you what to do. That's ok if it works, however, if she sets the rules in regards to sex then you're not allowed to use any rules. Your job is to please her. If she's fine (or should I say very sexy) AND you're the "may I please you tonight?" kind of guy ... then you're in heaven.

4. My gf doesnt moan except during orgasm, so that wouldnt help me

Don't just listen to her moan. Watch how her body moves and listen to her responses when both of you are talking about sex outside of the bedroom. Sometimes, just a smile, a grin or a non-response tells alot. However, even if you get a rule you like it's a good chance that she will veto it and tell you what she wants. So what's the point in your situation.

5. My gf doesnt like me changing direction. Ive done the alphabet before sometimes for 10 or 15 minutes, but it just doesnt get her off.

If she's building momentum and you downshift into a lower gear ... yeah, she would get annoyed. Image she's giving you a BJ and suddenly starts kissing your forehead instead. Thats a change of direction. With the alphabet, if you get to letter "D" and she likes it ... you need to keep doing letter "D". The last part of rule number 4 is just one example. You can replace moan with screams, wimpers, or her say, "yes ... right there."

By the way, I didn't read these rules from a book. I just tossed it off my head. Somebody is bound to not like a few of the rules. If a man does not like to go downtown ... he most likely doesn't like any of the rules.

There is no basic rule to any of this and hopefully she is fresh and ready before you go downtown. I sympathize with quisath. He should get a metal of Valor in the line of duty.

Also, Rule number one is foreplay. If she is very eager, then you can well assume she is a little wet or just flat out giving a green light.

[airhog]

Thanks for your clarification. I have to agree with alot of what you said

[goslowglo]

Cunninglingus Rules:
Men's Rules: Learn to love doing it for your woman, and she will love you forever. If you love going down, you will do it right, or at least eventually learn to do it right.
Girl's Rules: Every man has his own thing. As I do as I say, let me say that I like fresh and clean bodies.