Lilith
01-22-2003, 08:14 PM
Ad found for new product:
Alternative Energy Source
New Technology...
Power from the Phone Company!
New Patented Technology allows you to use Power from the Phone Company to operate everyday items that you have to use -even if the power is out.
The Phone Company always has a steady source of DC power available. Huge banks of storage batteries backed up by generators, supplying from 23 to 80ma of power on every phone line... for you to use whenever you want!
Telco Powered Products™ convert the 48 Volts DC from the modular jacks in your home or office to a voltage that can be used to power the items you need to get on with your life, even if there's no power from the electric company.
A Solution to the California Energy Crisis...
Our Chief Scientist, Dr. Emil Drizzlenik PhD from the renowned Chernobyl Electrical Institute in Russia, developed this patented technology after an accident at the power plant left all of the homes and businesses in his area dark.
Dr. Drizzlenik found that the local telephone company was still up and running, and in fact telephone service never went down during the time the power was out.
Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, and the Chernobyl Electrical Institute
Dr. Drizzlenik is used to working in the dark. Power problems in Chernobyl changed everybody's life, as they're threatening to do today in California and other parts of the US. Be prepared for the coming power outages by switching as many of your everyday items as you can to Telco Powered Products™ from Mike Sandman... Chicago's Telecom Expert.
Telco Powered Products™ adapt popular consumer battery operated devices to 48VDC telephone company power, allowing charging and operation when connected to any modular jack in the country. All of these Telco Powered Products™ will work anywhere in the US, and in most of the rest of the world.
There's Plenty of Power Available from the Phone Company!
Phone Companies in the US supply a constant regulated voltage on all of their lines, whether they're in use or not. Many of these lines have much more current available then telephones need or can use!
For most of us, it's hard to remember the phone service going down in our neighborhood... but we can all remember the last power outage. Phone companies strive for and achieve the highest possible reliability.
In some areas, the amount of electricity provided by the phone company can be dangerously high, causing improper operation or even damage to electronic phone systems at businesses or homes. Our Loop Current Regulators are needed on many of those lines to bring the available current down to a safe level that won't damage electronic Key Systems or PBXs. By tapping the energy on those lines during this power crisis and beyond, Americans will be able to continue using the electronic devices that made their lives easier when inexpensive, plentiful power was taken for granted (last year).
The Phone Company is a FREE Source of Electric Power!
All you need is a phone line from the phone company to tap this free hidden source of power. If you have two or more lines, you have that much more power available to you.
In many cases, the phone company leaves disconnected lines energized with power, figuring that the new tenant or homeowner will need the phone line turned on when they move in. Instead of physically disconnecting the pair to the premise, they simply change the programming at the central office to remove the dial tone and the ability to receive calls. The power is still on the line!
If you're already paying for a phone line, you don't have to pay anything more to make use of the power that's always on it when you have Telco Powered Products.
TELCO POWERED™ VIBRATOR
There's a lot of stress when the power is out!
Use our soothing Vibrator to relax your muscles after dealing with this serious problem. Click on the Vibrator to see it Glow in the Dark.
Use it as long as you need to... it's powered by the phone company!
Last time I was in LA, I had to walk down eight flights of stairs with two big bags to check out of the hotel that had been without power twice during my stay. The vibrator would have really helped my muscles after that stressful hotel stay!
Complete with rechargeable batteries and 7' modular power cord.
Part Number: TLS9C Price: $89.95
Alternative Energy Source
New Technology...
Power from the Phone Company!
New Patented Technology allows you to use Power from the Phone Company to operate everyday items that you have to use -even if the power is out.
The Phone Company always has a steady source of DC power available. Huge banks of storage batteries backed up by generators, supplying from 23 to 80ma of power on every phone line... for you to use whenever you want!
Telco Powered Products™ convert the 48 Volts DC from the modular jacks in your home or office to a voltage that can be used to power the items you need to get on with your life, even if there's no power from the electric company.
A Solution to the California Energy Crisis...
Our Chief Scientist, Dr. Emil Drizzlenik PhD from the renowned Chernobyl Electrical Institute in Russia, developed this patented technology after an accident at the power plant left all of the homes and businesses in his area dark.
Dr. Drizzlenik found that the local telephone company was still up and running, and in fact telephone service never went down during the time the power was out.
Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, and the Chernobyl Electrical Institute
Dr. Drizzlenik is used to working in the dark. Power problems in Chernobyl changed everybody's life, as they're threatening to do today in California and other parts of the US. Be prepared for the coming power outages by switching as many of your everyday items as you can to Telco Powered Products™ from Mike Sandman... Chicago's Telecom Expert.
Telco Powered Products™ adapt popular consumer battery operated devices to 48VDC telephone company power, allowing charging and operation when connected to any modular jack in the country. All of these Telco Powered Products™ will work anywhere in the US, and in most of the rest of the world.
There's Plenty of Power Available from the Phone Company!
Phone Companies in the US supply a constant regulated voltage on all of their lines, whether they're in use or not. Many of these lines have much more current available then telephones need or can use!
For most of us, it's hard to remember the phone service going down in our neighborhood... but we can all remember the last power outage. Phone companies strive for and achieve the highest possible reliability.
In some areas, the amount of electricity provided by the phone company can be dangerously high, causing improper operation or even damage to electronic phone systems at businesses or homes. Our Loop Current Regulators are needed on many of those lines to bring the available current down to a safe level that won't damage electronic Key Systems or PBXs. By tapping the energy on those lines during this power crisis and beyond, Americans will be able to continue using the electronic devices that made their lives easier when inexpensive, plentiful power was taken for granted (last year).
The Phone Company is a FREE Source of Electric Power!
All you need is a phone line from the phone company to tap this free hidden source of power. If you have two or more lines, you have that much more power available to you.
In many cases, the phone company leaves disconnected lines energized with power, figuring that the new tenant or homeowner will need the phone line turned on when they move in. Instead of physically disconnecting the pair to the premise, they simply change the programming at the central office to remove the dial tone and the ability to receive calls. The power is still on the line!
If you're already paying for a phone line, you don't have to pay anything more to make use of the power that's always on it when you have Telco Powered Products.
TELCO POWERED™ VIBRATOR
There's a lot of stress when the power is out!
Use our soothing Vibrator to relax your muscles after dealing with this serious problem. Click on the Vibrator to see it Glow in the Dark.
Use it as long as you need to... it's powered by the phone company!
Last time I was in LA, I had to walk down eight flights of stairs with two big bags to check out of the hotel that had been without power twice during my stay. The vibrator would have really helped my muscles after that stressful hotel stay!
Complete with rechargeable batteries and 7' modular power cord.
Part Number: TLS9C Price: $89.95