Right Now I'd Trade My Firstborn For........

[Lilith]

a blow-pop!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone else want something bizarre??????

and no I would not actually trade him .........but he is for sale on Ebay;):p

[skipthisone]

I have a jar of them on my desk...the little ones...na-na-nanana

[Lilith]

You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:p

I am really coming this time *grabs my keys and purse*

[toyfiend]

... a cheeseburger.

I demand a freaking cheeseburger. Thanks for reminding me that I am hungry! :P

[MasterAragornSting]

A cheeseburger would be nice.....

But then again, I'd like to eat a lot of thngs right now. ;)

Pizza sounds good, too.

But sadly, I think I'm gonna settle for some popcorn.
:(

(I have nothing else to eat here) I need to go shopping.

-XXXCHIX

[babybunny]

Vernor's Gingerale.

*sniff* They dont sell it in the south.

[Doomsday]

Mellow Yellow... its hard to find in the North.... all we have is Mountain Dew (equally tasty but not quite as addicting).. but I can't sell a firstborn.. as I have not have kids nor even sex.. so LOL

[Staar]

I live in a different state now, but there was this place in the other state and they made a "steak and everything" sandwich .... grilled stake that had been chopped into very small pieces then they put it on the griddle with mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes and then added provolone cheese at the end ..... Whenever I go visiting friends there .... I have to go there .... I started craving one a short time ago and that's a craving that just doesn't seem to go away! - oh well!!!

[Santiago]

Staar got me thinking of mushrooms..

id sell my firstborn (or atleast repay the debt when i have a firstborn) for a big batch of fried corn-cob (morel) mushrooms...

holy jesus i just spooged in my pants!

[Missy1965]

mmmmm I can really get into eating something right now myself...he he It's been toooooo damn long!!!!!!!!

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Dakota Style Potato Chips..available only in South Dakota!! We always buy 3-4 bags of them when we go to Grandma's. Best chips around.

[skipthisone]

Chicago Style Viena Beef Hot Dog - I am talking sport peppers, pickle, cucumber, mustard, onions and celery salt....oh god...gimme

[incitatus]

Well, I guess I'd say a Krystal's hamburger...

not so much for the hamburger itself, but just to be in Tennessee (where they sell them) -to see my 3rd born...

[martian]

Originally posted by skipthisone
I have a jar of them on my desk...the little ones...na-na-nanana


A whole jar of Lilith's firstborns?



EWWWWWWWWWWWW. . . .

[martian]

I'd trade my firstborn for fresh soft flavorful Red Hot Dollars. . . .

All I can find are bootleg Red Raspberry Dollars . . .



grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . .

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by babybunny
Vernor's Gingerale.

*sniff* They dont sell it in the south.

I was extremely thrilled to find some in the grocery store here in Branson, MO yesterday! I know just how you feel about Vernor's!!
Damn good stuff!!!!

[scotzoidman]

Hmmm...Arby's used to have a roast beef sub called "Triple Cheese Melt"...sure wish they'd bring that back...but really, I couldn't trade my firstborn for that...I'd be willing to pay good money if someone would get him outa my house...NOW!!!

[Sharni]

Red Rooster SubStrip Combo!!!!

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Staar
I live in a different state now, but there was this place in the other state and they made a "steak and everything" sandwich .... grilled stake that had been chopped into very small pieces then they put it on the griddle with mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes and then added provolone cheese at the end ..... Whenever I go visiting friends there .... I have to go there .... I started craving one a short time ago and that's a craving that just doesn't seem to go away! - oh well!!!

If you've never had a true Philly cheesesteak.....(from the state itself....other states try but just don't get it).....on an Amoroso roll......(the reason they are the best and the rest of the deli's that try to duplicate them have no idea that Amoroso is half the incredible ingredient)......then you haven't lived life to it's fullest yet! And you can get them with ANY topping you can think of!

NOTE: Don't EVER compare a true Philly cheesesteak with a steak sandwich you would find in an out of the way deli off Rte. 666 (or whatever) that proclaims....."We make original Philly cheesesteaks". Trust me......they are liars! I almost had family or friends ship Amoroso rolls to me when I lived in Fl. just to get close to the flavor I know and love!

[Lilith]

A Big Frankie.........from Frankie's Pizza Parlor in Sarasota Fl........

Huge sub (they make their own dough) filled with ham and cheese( provolone and cheddar) baked till goey and warm then they top it with freash creamy sweet coleslaw........... OMG I think I'm gonna cum just thinking about it;) You can not possibly fit it in your mouth.......

they also make a Steak-a-Roni.......mmmmmmm to die for .....

[sylverpenny]

A Dragonslayer sub sandwich,dill pickle and root beer.

Penny

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Several things, including:

1. Yes, White Castles. Haven't lived in the same state with them in seven years...nothing like 'em at 3:00 a.m.

2. In Louisville there was a Chinese restuarant that served a Hunan dish called Hacked Chicken. Served cold, with this red, spicy liquid and many flakes of peppers. Haven't found it *anywhere,* and they CLOSED the RESTAURANT several months ago, during my last trip there. AAAHHH!!

3. An Outback Bloomin' Onion. I'm about 100 miles from the closest onion. Can someone please send me one?

[Lost]

Originally posted by BlondeCurlGirl
Dakota Style Potato Chips..available only in South Dakota!! We always buy 3-4 bags of them when we go to Grandma's. Best chips around.

hehehe, I'm eating a bag of those RIGHT NOW

[quisath]

A seat at the Old Soda Fountain I frequented as a Child with ONE FOXY BABE IN A NURSES UNIFORM sipping a Root Beer float with me.

[BlondeCurlGirl]

DAMMIT Andvari, I love those...don't be a tease...share with BCG...please... ;)

[Vintage Vixen]

I'd trade my firstborn lol....for one of those huge,yummy,Margaritas w/extra tekillya i had when we were in VEGAS :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

*bump*

[Bilbo]

A never ending box of "TIM TAM MOCHA"

[Sharni]

I'd trade for Legolas/Orli :D:D:D:D:D:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

orange cupcakes

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
I'd trade for Legolas/Orli :D:D:D:D:D:D
*musters my most surprised look.....ya know.....the overexaggerated look Macauley Caulken <sp?> had on his face after his splash of aftershave stint!*

LOLOLOL! Sorry Sharni......I couldn't resist!

Can I trade my cat? If so......at this time of the morning I could go for [large curd] cottage cheese with a pinch of salt and so much pepper you can't see the product under it and a never empty glass of V-8 juice (well...least till my heartburn kicks in!).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

relief from this headache

[LixyChick]

(((((((IAKG)))))))

Wishing you the best today......and as soon as possible...relief from stress to rid you of that headache!

P.S. Just caught a gist of things you are going through today..and I wish you well!

[nikki1979]

*passes IAKG some tylonol and some hot coco* (hope u get to feeling better)

i aint trading the kids but ill trade u one hyper puppy! the only thing i want right now is for this damn snow to disapeer. no thats a lie, i want hubby home from TDY

~nikki~

[WildIrish]

I'd trade him for nothing...but if I have to take some kind of payment in return...I could go for a few Arby's Beef & Cheddars.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---would like some real hugs in place of the virtual ones she's received from a few special Pixie friends

[IAKaraokeGirl]

*bump*

things to be done and settled

[Steph]

a sugah daddy

[lakritze]

I just sent my first born out to pick up a HAT's Pastrami (on a roll with mustard and pickles only) Side of fries and a couple bottles of Heinekin.

[naughtyangel]

some NyQuil and another 8 hours to sleep

[imaginewithme]

I too, like the whole SUGAR DADDY idea!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

a clean desk

[nikki1979]

again trading the puppy and not the kids......... i want my landlord to shut up and deal with the fact he cant sell this house until our contract is up and i want a person to stake out the house while were gone for 6 weeks to make sure he aint bringing ppl in here to see it, i swear ill beat the hell out of the man, my contract says he cant show the house till 1 month bf we leave it, thats september asshole!!!!! why the haell cant he figure this out do i really have to get a lawyer??????????? jeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz



sorry u asked


nikki

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---right now, would not trade her firstborn for anything in the world. :)

[Gilly]

Right now, I'd trade em all for an hour of NO FIGHTING! ;)

[Irish]

nikky1979---I don't know,the legalities,in England,but my youngest daughter,bought a house,last year.It had an apartment,
upstairs,& the people that lived there,had a contract.The stipulation,with the previous owner,was that she had to honour
their contract,until it was expired! Irish

[nikki1979]

irish, under this contract he CANNOT sell the house untill were gone and can only show it a month before we leave , and he cannot make us leave early. so hes screwed and yet still tryin to screw us ,im seriously worried hes gonna show the house while im gone and ill come back to missing items . alot of stuff is gonna be stored at englishlushes house but i cant very well put it all there and my memory aint good enough to know whats missing till i go to use it LOL

nikki

[WildIrish]

<--- still looking for a few beef & cheddars. :slurp:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Someone to do the remaining housework for me. It's not much. Someone, please! :)

[huntersgirl]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Someone to do the remaining housework for me. It's not much. Someone, please! :)


I'd be happy to help, if you weren't so far away! I'm a pro at housework, I can do it in no time flat, and my mother even approves! That is saying a lot!;)

[Kissy]

I'd rent out my 1st born for the evening in exchange for someone to do my dishes and make the cheesecake my husband wants. I don't have a clue what I'm doing trying to make this thing. Can the man just have a regular one? Hell no, it's got to be a white chocolate raspberry one! Lord....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

something I thought was complete but isn't

[osuche]

A new job in CA

[Steph]

a gorgeous man making me brunch

[Sharni]

As much as the little turd gets on my nerve at present...i wouldnt trade him for anything!

[mayhem1978]

if i had one and wanted to trade......

For a new life

[IAKaraokeGirl]

chili con queso

[imaginewithme]

A one win trip to paradise.... :sun: :sex: :69:

Oh shoot, I don't have a first born to trade tho :eek:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----will let you borrow hers. :D

[imaginewithme]

You'd let me borrow so I can trade it for a trip to paradise????

WOW you are awesome...thank you!!!! :jump:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

^^^^ hasn't seen how <---'s firstborn is acting today. :D

[Irish]

Originally posted by Sharni
As much as the little turd gets on my nerve at present...i wouldnt trade him for anything!
As many times,as I've been tempted,I've got to agree!They have
given us 4 grandchildren,that are fabulous! Irish

[darkmanx]

the redsox to win the world series (i can dream can't i???)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

a Swiss bank account...a *real* one, not one my soon-to-be ex-husband thinks I have. :D

[nikki1979]

w warm soft pretzell smothered in port-wine cheese and topped pickle chunks

mmmmmmmmmmmm


again trading the dog, but will thor in a hubby and child if i can get one!!!!!!!!!!!


nikki

[IAKaraokeGirl]

White Castles

[osuche]

I'll send them right over, IAKG! :D

I'm craving a new job..... :D NOW please!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

70-degree weather

[Irish]

Come to NH!Today was 80/90 & tomorrow is supposed to be
warmer! Irish
P.S.Just don't cut an acre of grass,in it,like I did!

[vampeyes]

ok Ok what if I just lend her out for a while? lol Then maybe I can get some Bates burgers, maybe a real coney dog and a Captain Nemo's sub with some diet red Faygo to wash it all down ...... DAMN I miss MI food!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

a house, one preferably with lots and lots of bedrooms, so we don't have any more fights over sleeping arrangements :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

peace

[Steph]

more BK!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

34543029857 more hours of sleep :)

[Steph]

^^^^ some of her sleep time, too!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

a cool, partially sunny late afternoon/early evening.

[Steph]

my vacation to start now and end in . . . oh, October sometime?

[imaginewithme]

still want my trip to paradise....guess I'll crave it until I get it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

someone to cook dinner for me :D

[osuche]

SOmeone to eat dinner with. :D

[Sharni]

*Bump*

[Lilith]

one night

[TinTennessee]

Energy, I'm so lifeless anymore it's a wonder I'm still breathing!

[Sharni]

Time Tams

[wyndhy]

in all seriousness, nothing could ever replace her. that being said, how about a stap-on so i could get a freak on with bigbad and his freak on :D :lust:

[imaginewithme]

one weekend of pure romance with prince charming

[osuche]

A job and house in SF, everything fine here in Columbus, and waking up in his arms. Damn, I'm lonely today

[IAKaraokeGirl]

A bathroom in our office, instead of having to abandon the workplace and go across the hall. :rolleyes:

[Sharni]

.....a healthy body thanx

[WildIrish]

a physical exam performed by a really hot nurse ;)

[osuche]

a physical exam performed by a really hot nurse ;)


A nurse's uniform

[IAKaraokeGirl]

a kind ex-husband

[imaginewithme]

this pain to go away (oh darn, i am in pain TRYING to get a first born)

[Lilith]

a foot massage

[Coaster]

would NEVER trade her

[Lilith]

This baby!!!!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15293&item=4500031229&rd=1)

[Cheyanne]

Really??? Didn't take you for a turquois kinda gal! lol

How 'bout a ride in ^^^^^^^^ after she trades her first born!!!

[Kendall]

name is W.. I'd trade my first born for another 4 years.. its fun killing 100,000 Itaqi's :love:

[Kendall]

name is W.. I'd trade my first born for another 4 years.. its fun killing 100,000 Itaqi's :love:


here'sproof:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3962969.stm

[Sharni]

Honey soy chips

[exhib_it_all]

I thorough penile exam by my gorgeous urologist and her cute little asian nurse.

(Hey it's got to be damn good if I'm giving up my first born!)

[Sharni]

To be kidless....ahhhhhhh they're driving me nuts today

[thereIam]

A couple of acres in the desert.

[Sharni]

A big bowl of choclate mousse and cream

[imaginewithme]

A clean house

[IAKaraokeGirl]

a nap

[Pita]

to go back to bed and stay there until morning. *Yawns*

[osuche]

My body not to hurt, and my head to stop pounding. <sigh>

[Kendall]

right now I'd trade my left testicle... for Bush to confess.