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always_horny
01-15-2003, 07:31 PM
Being highly intuitive, I usually can 'feel' people and things out in general, but there a certain, very subtle signs I've picked up on that many have told me they would have missed. How would you know? What do you look for?

I was in a relationship for 5 years with someone, even helping her raise her kid, and I caught her in a brief instant: we were standing in my hallway, I walked up to hug her, just briefly, and noticed she was purposely not letting her pelvis touch mine. Most people I've talked to said they wouldn't even have noticedt this, but to me, even in that brief hug, it stood out to my senses. I stopped right there and out of nowhere asked her. I think she knew I knew... she knew me. But, she lied poorly, all red-faced. I ended up seeing her car at this dudes place and actually kicked the front door off the hinges and walked in. I didn't touch him 'cause it wasn't worth it (plus they called the cops for the door) but I was like, devastated.

So, thats one thing to look out for, if your mate doesn't let their pelvis touch yours. I call it 'crotch guilt'. Hahaha!

Why am I laughing? It really wasn't funny.

Of course, there are some sure-fire signs like coming home late and giving some bg excuses or taking showers at odd times after coming home. Not being able to look you in the eye etc.

How 'bout you guys? Ever have it happen to you? If so, what 'signs' first gave it away?

A touchy subject, I know... but it was on my mind and pissing me off, so I figured I'd get into it.

Vintage Vixen
01-15-2003, 11:00 PM
Yeah taking showers at odd times,eye contact or lack there of.I never heard of crotch guilt...but remember what goes around comes around and it 'll come back to the person who did you wrong ,it always does and then you can have yourself another little laugh:):)

LixyChick
01-16-2003, 07:29 AM
Weight loss! Excercising more or taking it up for the first time
Being angry at you most of the time for no apparent reason.
Time spent elsewhere....ie: other rooms of the house beside the one you are in....at "work".....shopping....with friends, etc.
New clothes or better awareness of physical presentation


Oh, I could go on and on. But these are the general signs.

Vintage Vixen
01-16-2003, 04:41 PM
Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted.
This list of rules can also be very helpful to determine if you
have cheated on your spouse or significant other.

1. Oral Sex does not count.

2. If you can't remember the person's name the following day...
it doesn't count...

3. If you failed to call the person back to have more sex...
doesn't count...

4. If neither of you achieved orgasm...it doesn't count...

5. Sex with a friend...it doesn't count...it's just another
thing you share...

6. If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "Did I shave my
legs for this"...it doesn't count...

7. An old flame...it doesn't count...

8. An ex-spouse...it doesn't count, refer to this as a "pity
fuck".

9. Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same,
sorry, not ! sex...it doesn't count...

10. Cyber-sex - NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation...it
doesn't count...

11. 2 heterosexual women having fun, not sex...it doesn't
count...

12. Kissing body parts is not cheating...it doesn't count...

13. An act to make a married person feel good about themselves,
not sex, BUT only if you do not know their significant
other...it doesn't count...

14. An act committed while you were intoxicated...it doesn't
count.

15. An act committed with a family member of your significant
other...it doesn't count...this should be referred to as "a
skeleton in the family closet".

16. Acts committed in a public place...it doesn't count...(why
should it, it was public right?)

17. Phone sex...it doesn't count...(refer back to "glorified masturbation")

18. In car...it doesn't count...way too cramped...if vehicle is
in motion and has a console or stick shift...this counts...way
too kinky and erotic not to count, unless the act was totally
oral, then refer back to rule 1...

19. An act committed in which the female of the encounter did not
achieve total satisfaction (orgasm)...it doesn't count.

20. An act committed in which total bodily fluids have not been
exchanged (pull'n pray method of birth control)...it
doesn't count...

21. An act in which no kissing takes place...it doesn't count...
(not considered to be intimate)

22. An act in which "you do all the work"...it doesn't count.

23. An act committed with your next door neighbor...it doesn't
count, this should be referred to as "being neighborly".

24. An act committed with an acquaint! ance because you are angry
with your significant other...it doesn't count.

25. An act which only happens on a random basis...it doesn't
count, this should be considered " getting aquatinted "...

26. An act with a US President...it doesn't count, unless the
Senate votes impeachment...

27. An act with your boss...it doesn't count, just considered
career enhancement; and/or additional employee benefits.ALL COUNT IN MY BOOK LOL !!

Lilith
01-16-2003, 04:49 PM
LMAO~~~~ sort of :rolleyes:

Missy1965
01-16-2003, 05:51 PM
Call it womens intuition.....you just know!!!!!!!!!!
Plus the words "I don't want to see you anymore" probably have something to do with it.

dzbuster
01-16-2003, 06:09 PM
when you see her posting on sex sites (like pixies?)

dzbuster
01-16-2003, 06:10 PM
naha just wanted to raise her blood pressure roflmao

Vintage Vixen
01-16-2003, 06:59 PM
BITE ME BABY ...HAHAHA :D :p